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Grab your finest clichéd "Support the Troops" magnets and your long-form birth certificates we're having a blood orgy for America! , our enemies are slaughtered we celebrate heartily , popular morality demands. In this episode we have a panic attack trying to deal with the bloodthirsty savages surrounding us, play a fun new netflix game, look for love on okcupid, Alex reports in on "Fast 5", and cousin elliot returns to Charles in Charge. Hey North American Listeners The Contest Has Been Extended! Get The Details Inside This Podcast!

He is risen, And by he, we mean Charles in Charge. There's breaking cat attack invasion news. Meanwhile, Jonathon and The Ramjack Cook-Em-Ups are going toe-to-toe with Iron Chef in an epic battle to control the kitchen: Who will get the Cinnamon? Alex informs us of the upcoming summer camp sally shenanigans. Brad engages in changing room chicanery. Plus a lot of frightening 5 and 2 musical stylings, including some with an arbitrary jazz riff. Make a faux of sacrifice yourself by entering our amazing giveaway contest!

We give the box office rundown on Arthur, Hanna, Rango, Your Highness, and the horrifically sexist piece of crap "Suckerpunch". Jonathon introduces us to a Super Creepo-Asleepo-Jeezo, it makes us weep-o. The stray river cat invasion of 2011 continues and this time it's personal. We also take a few minutes to examine some amazing advice from Cosmopolitan which gives us a panic attack. And the amazing giveaway contest continues!

More Games, More Fun! Part Two of Two, In this exciting conclusion we offer you the opportunity to,Marvel at the most elaborate and unwieldy situation ever lobbied on Ramjack, Excite , we deal with magic talking fish of sizeable value and third rate riddles, Wince at a Scientology themed HumGayGhost with some of Hollywood's most overrated crazy people. And open your heart to a some wacky improv hijinx. Also our amazing giveaway contest continues.

Behold: It's the game-a-palooza episode of fun! Part One of Two, So many games so little time! Join us , we tackle code game shenanigans, Deal with the tomfooleries of Sassy, Brassy, and Classy whilst controlling our duplicitous natures and finding ourselves in epic film pitch sessions with drug addled movie producers. Don't miss your chance to get caught up in an amazing giveaway contest.

Brad is confronted by his anti-stalker, Jonathon details the shenanigans of the Chicago Improv scene, and Alex drinks grass for kicks. We say a final farewell to our boy The Cape and his lovably improbable cast of characters, and uncover a slew of family secrets when Grandma Pembroke drops in on Charles in Charge. Tell Sally Stefanato to download this before the cool crew passes her by.

In a time when the Greek people were in need of a leader… one man will rise to the challenge. In a world full of rule-breakers… another will unleash his blades to an unsuspecting public -a public that will learn to fear him. Elsewhere, , the wolfsbane blooms… a mortal in the throws of violent fever will realize that he well may have received the curse of the Pentagram. But who will stalk them? We also cover more Charles in Charge and the final gasps of The Cape. If you have the ears we have the something to occupy them.

It's a fresh episode designed for the pleasure of your ears, mind, and heart. We discuss the mind numbing trailer to Atlas Shrugged and death lurch of Hollywood's creativity. The Cape is full of wacky salt lick revelations and anti-lemon biases. Brad and Alex venture to see Oscar winner and all-round awesome guy Randy Newman live in concert whilst Jonathon takes in a Josh Ritter show. We recreate bizarre auditions past and present. Charles in Charge takes us down the terrifying road of equiphilia via a slumber party and then teaches us importance of discipline the only way an 80's sitcom can. We take a look at some sequel subtitles and play a rousing round of the code game.

In this Caffeine infused episode Alex reports in on Gnomeo And Juliet, Brad takes in The Care Bears Big Wish Movie, Jonathon is terrified. Meanwhile, The Cape battles wheelchair-bound assassins and terrorist zombies… Because somebody has to, right? We desperately grasp our remaining strands of sanity while watching the Tiffany stalker documentary “I Think We’re Alone Now.” And it’s a guest-star-a-palooza , Meg Ryan and Styles (From TeenWolf) drop in on the latest episodes of Charles in Charge. The Code game resurfaces with shocking results.

Jonathon doesn't get invitations because he lives in ye olde times, Brad tries to wrap his head around “Doctor Who” and Alex opens up about his crush on Jack The Ripper. Everyone continues to be baffled by “The Cape”. This American Life makes us want to kill ourselves to ironically chosen pop songs. We explore the second and third episodes of Charles in Charge and play a couple of rounds of Here's the Pitch/Run With It and Humiliate / Gay / Ghost gives way to Punish / Prom-Date / Poltergeist.

It's our Golden Jubilee and we are celebrating it in style with robots, resurrections, and random rambling repartee. Join us , we lean nobody likes a Turtle in the "Saved By The Bell Wedding in Vegas" Movie, laugh hysterically at the most recent episodes of "The Cape" and marvel at the freak-show that is "My Strange Addiction". We get a report on Alex's Rom-Com of the month "No Strings Attached" But it's the pilot episode of "Charles in Charge" that teaches us the true meaning of love. ALL of this AND we play a rousing game of "Humiliate / Gay / Ghost". Is it Christmas? No, it's an Episode 50 extravaganza!

Sadly Alex is dead and has acended to the feral cat orgy of the afterlife, meanwhile Brad is forced to live like it's frontier times, and Jonathon has been wronged by carebears and their screaming psuedo cousins. We take a long hard look at NBC's latest trainwreck "The Cape" a show that prides itself on cramming more plot per second down your throat than you ever imagined possible. Also we delve into the Ramjack vaults to bring you a hearty attempt at deciphering some important emergency codes.

It's a super fun episode full of rambling incoherence. Forget Spiderman the musical, we've got Superman with trains! What's in a name? Ask Schneck Treble, Mrs.Death-Rage, or Fat Albert. Delight at the prospects of post solstice gift giving. Marvel at wily tales of windy city capers , well , ventures into the human heart. Whether by air, motocross bike, or upright Bass we are taking advantage of Amazon and calling Jack Black out for his crimes against humanity. Will you join us?

Despite some upsetting technical issues we deliver this amazing super special episode in which we take a look ahead to the entire slate of upcoming films for 2011 and speed through what will surely be the best and worst of our collective cinematic futures. Also we learn about the magic of ice skating in top hat, bowling in a top hat, enjoying dramatic readings from crazy people that don’t know the difference between creativity and a top hat, , well , receive a call from friend of the show.

It’s a Holiday Smorgasboard Ramjack Extravaganza! We talk about Thanksgiving shenanigans and jump full force into the Yule season. We go 80’s christmas crazy , we watch Muppet Family Christmas to learn how to be a lousy selfish friend, take a dark turn with the Junkyard gang in Fat Albert’s Christmas, A Mouse a Mystery and Me gives us the Christmas Mystery we’ve all been waiting for, and Chrismas Eve on Sesame Street teaches us the resourcefulness of the local Jewish Merchant.

We take a trust fall into the dark dangerous devil-majicks of the Tarot. Unleash a cry for justice to be served , Jonathon gets wronged, Alex gets an ego boost, and Brad gets Marmaduke. We delve into some 80s nostalgia and reminisce about Saved by the Bell,  Wheel Chair Kids and the 1988 menagerie of crazy known , “Mac and Me” teaches us valuable lessons about the proper care and handling of Mysterious Alien Creatures , well , the importance of communication and a good Big Mac to maintaining a healthy relationship.

We get the Chicago update from Jon Pernisek just off his Journey on the midnight train. Meanwhile Alex takes a break from stuffing his face with baked goods to show his general disdain and lack of respect for the audience. We welcome Dove Promises back into the mix despite they’re sexist comments and take time to go full out Fashion Forward to learn about wearable hugs and discover the secrets hiding in Jonathon’s closet. In the situation room we launch the hottest new hit musicals ever concieved.

We are dying. Fact. But that’s not going to stop us from reporting on our travels to Washington DC for the “Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear” We battle Jack Black, Chris Matthews, Death Machines, and the Sun in a valiant effort to find some tiny little piece of sanity in these our final remaining days. But really it's a lot of random jabbering about our travels, if you actually want to know about the rally, just go watch it or travel back in time and meet us there. Also the war for Pants vs Shorts continues to gather steam. Choose your side and bunker on down, before it's too late.

We see you Hoarding those Pumpkins. It’s the Halloween and BooBerry is judging you with his jaunty eyebrow. , we prep for our trip to Washington D.C. we still find time to ask the hard questions. Have you found love in a bakery, at the hands of a scary Slovenian sadist robot, or with a creepy clown? ,Because someone has. We talk about an epic triple feature of “Paranormal Activity”, The Asylum knock-off “Paranormal Entity” and “Paranormal Activity 2”. Also join us for our Super Special Cedric-Centric Situation Room. Don’t forget to vote Nov. 2nd!

In another festive Halloween episode we take a dramatic visit to the General Mills Fortress of Marshmallow Horrors, fight through the freak show crowd at the “Who Wants to be a Millionaire” auditions, and Tackle Buffy The Vampire Slayer The Movie a.k.a. David Arquette goes on a coke binge. Also the situation room is a haunted house of terrifying corporate endeavors. Stephen Colbert consider this is my job application, W-2 to follow. Now with 300% more Halloween themed cereal than other podcasts!