Ramjack

It's a super fun episode full of rambling incoherence. Forget Spiderman the musical, we've got Superman with trains! What's in a name? Ask Schneck Treble, Mrs.Death-Rage, or Fat Albert. Delight at the prospects of post solstice gift giving. Marvel at wily tales of windy city capers , well , ventures into the human heart. Whether by air, motocross bike, or upright Bass we are taking advantage of Amazon and calling Jack Black out for his crimes against humanity. Will you join us?

Despite some upsetting technical issues we deliver this amazing super special episode in which we take a look ahead to the entire slate of upcoming films for 2011 and speed through what will surely be the best and worst of our collective cinematic futures. Also we learn about the magic of ice skating in top hat, bowling in a top hat, enjoying dramatic readings from crazy people that don’t know the difference between creativity and a top hat, , well , receive a call from friend of the show.

It’s a Holiday Smorgasboard Ramjack Extravaganza! We talk about Thanksgiving shenanigans and jump full force into the Yule season. We go 80’s christmas crazy , we watch Muppet Family Christmas to learn how to be a lousy selfish friend, take a dark turn with the Junkyard gang in Fat Albert’s Christmas, A Mouse a Mystery and Me gives us the Christmas Mystery we’ve all been waiting for, and Chrismas Eve on Sesame Street teaches us the resourcefulness of the local Jewish Merchant.

We take a trust fall into the dark dangerous devil-majicks of the Tarot. Unleash a cry for justice to be served , Jonathon gets wronged, Alex gets an ego boost, and Brad gets Marmaduke. We delve into some 80s nostalgia and reminisce about Saved by the Bell,  Wheel Chair Kids and the 1988 menagerie of crazy known , “Mac and Me” teaches us valuable lessons about the proper care and handling of Mysterious Alien Creatures , well , the importance of communication and a good Big Mac to maintaining a healthy relationship.

We get the Chicago update from Jon Pernisek just off his Journey on the midnight train. Meanwhile Alex takes a break from stuffing his face with baked goods to show his general disdain and lack of respect for the audience. We welcome Dove Promises back into the mix despite they’re sexist comments and take time to go full out Fashion Forward to learn about wearable hugs and discover the secrets hiding in Jonathon’s closet. In the situation room we launch the hottest new hit musicals ever concieved.

We are dying. Fact. But that’s not going to stop us from reporting on our travels to Washington DC for the “Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear” We battle Jack Black, Chris Matthews, Death Machines, and the Sun in a valiant effort to find some tiny little piece of sanity in these our final remaining days. But really it's a lot of random jabbering about our travels, if you actually want to know about the rally, just go watch it or travel back in time and meet us there. Also the war for Pants vs Shorts continues to gather steam. Choose your side and bunker on down, before it's too late.

We see you Hoarding those Pumpkins. It’s the Halloween and BooBerry is judging you with his jaunty eyebrow. , we prep for our trip to Washington D.C. we still find time to ask the hard questions. Have you found love in a bakery, at the hands of a scary Slovenian sadist robot, or with a creepy clown? ,Because someone has. We talk about an epic triple feature of “Paranormal Activity”, The Asylum knock-off “Paranormal Entity” and “Paranormal Activity 2”. Also join us for our Super Special Cedric-Centric Situation Room. Don’t forget to vote Nov. 2nd!

In another festive Halloween episode we take a dramatic visit to the General Mills Fortress of Marshmallow Horrors, fight through the freak show crowd at the “Who Wants to be a Millionaire” auditions, and Tackle Buffy The Vampire Slayer The Movie a.k.a. David Arquette goes on a coke binge. Also the situation room is a haunted house of terrifying corporate endeavors. Stephen Colbert consider this is my job application, W-2 to follow. Now with 300% more Halloween themed cereal than other podcasts!

It's our epic rundown of the Summer Movies of 2010 with special in-studio guest Jon Pernisek. Come forth and witness the beginning of the Marmacast! Enjoy it with your ears, your hearts, and your mind-hole.

We start gearing up for the Halloween Season with the terror that is cheese in the wild plus bacteria and parasite infested water sources, A super-freaky freak accident. Christine O’Donnell = crazy, 13yr old toddlers face 9/11 style terror attacks, Bump will kill us all if the lack of hand-washing doesn’t. Master of Disguise and Birdhouses Terry O’Quinn kills some fams in “The Stepfather”, The Situation room unleashes a spirit of vengeance , well , an Apple Bobbin’ Massacre. Plus the Enigmaster threatens our well-being with his quarrelsome conundrums and cruel queries are we affraid? No way, Jose!

Science: Phony baloney's are sly and sexy cheaters. Stuffed animals and children begat of vegetation bred for slave labor and rescued by an industrious latch-key kid with deep coffers = A Marketing Bonanza. Confessions: Animal Hoarding takes us to a dark place, a dark crazy Serbian war-zone-like place. Santa wants you to smoke some sweet sweet nicotine and stop hitting your kids. Sylvester Stallone is an extreme enforcer of "The Law" or Wannabe Food Critic in the 1986 Action Romp "Cobra" based on the novel Fair Game by Paula Gosling from a concept by Sapphire. Now with 900 percent more Night-Slashing. The situation room LOVES it when a plan comes together and we party like it's 1999.

An action packed ep featuring: Pants v Shorts (Hint: one is for men and one is for eight year old boys) Empty Nest Syndrome Mystery solved, Ice cream day = the most respectable day. Syfy's "Mary Knows Best" gives us a panic attack, How to know if she's into you, Writing Tips, World's Greatest Human returns, hot-air balloons, clowns, and dark childhood memories surface.

The official one year anniversary episode accept no substitutes.In this super special cavalcade of entertainments we find better uses for Chinese crippled chimp chicken killers and magic custard metal , well , unravel the curious enigma that is Kim Kardashian quixotic rise to quasi fame, Discuss the classic 1980 Steve Guttenberg / Village People Collaboration: "Can't Stop the Music" and hop into some particularly dangerous situations.

Deal or No Deal? Super sketchy ultrasound contraceptive. Scariest condoms ever. Science squares up the awesomest aromas. Subway dogs and underground landscapes. Japanese wild and wacky water antics. "Fashion Forward" or "Hang it up, Mcgee"? Ramjack Dramatic Reading presents: "Mystey of the Missing Flash Drive" Plus a super celebratory Situation Room.

Grab your apple pie and pour out that tea, It's a very special episode spanning over four months of hard-hitting reporting to deliver the complete Intervention of Mike Miller. We track his attempts to cast aside Old Glory in favor of the Union Jack whilst maintaining an abundance of facial hair. Domestic Terrorism Alert: Dolphins are being trained to kill our president and toys are trying to turn our children gay. Deal with it. Listen , we fight with patriotic zeal to save the soul of one of our own. God Bless the USA!

It's over and it's been a long wild road, kids. We take a moment from our grieving to discuss the final episode of Lost and try to figure out why ABC cut all the polar bear footage. Also we flashback to mid 4th season with Mike "Too-Tall-Tilly" Miller to get some exciting predictions that will never happen, or will they?

It's time for an easy going chat about these precious final few days of LOST. Jacob:Slack-Jawed Gorilla or Mentally Handicapped Neandertal which side are you on? Crazy moms is sorry for the rock she's about to put through your skull. Jacob's Aryan dreams = watch out Miles. Helmets, will you?

Dove promises go awry, the military is training robots to be afraid of us, revolutionary sixth grade game, Stop Molesting children, 5and2 Dramatic Reading “letter to a young girl”, outdoor cats don’t have a chance, silent 7’s, , well , adventures in drugs and driving.

It's an Easter Spectacular! Welcome back baby jeezo. Dove Promises, Wisconsin are you ok? Ladies get a 5and2 slap to the mouth, meanwhile Catholics keep protecting wacko preds, A pocket for the 21st century, orangutan's love hot tub danger sex, Pet adoption fan-fiction, We take baby jeezo to ikea and then introduce him to internet porn.

Dove Promises return and teach us to Inner-Jog, Colorado Libraries are the worst, Anna Martinez, Where are you? Sarah Palin is campaigning to be the new 4th godhead. MHC = the Slut Factor. Catholic douchebaggery, Apathy is the worst. Movie Theater Complaints, Twilight: New Moon, And Hoarders introduces us to a rascal and scalawag named Jim, and nothing will ever be the same. This ep is full out 10 cent piece.