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Alex survives his pumpkin woes, Brad is being traumatized by terrible motivational speakers and unfathomably stupid business decisions. We are getting ready for the Halloween Creep while living a prepared lifestyle.

New Fall Decor is dropping and we are expecting all out chaos. We begin making our plans to infiltrate the Bass Pro Shop pyramid to harness all the powers of the Creepy Holler with our ceremonial Moonpie Dagger.

Where were you when he was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died? Happy Holidays! We kick off the season by discussing the Holiday Classic "Madame Web"

Alex has some not-so-new ideas for dental treatment. Brad has some interesting new treats for those who receive. Alex ventures to a pop mart to locate a Pazuzu Labubu. People are Ticked Off! but those people also read the Bridge column of the Newspaper.

Alex returns from his summer travels. Brad is doing stressful theme park math. We discuss the Christian Film “Quigley: An Angelic Tail” AKA “Daddy Dog Day” a movie in which Gary Busey is reincarnated as a dog to perform the dark rituals of an evil deity while promoting Hawaiian Punch based decor.

Can Ivermectin kill all the little venoms in your system, also can I borrow some money? We discuss the Hallmark Mystery: Jazz Ramsey A K-9 Mystery a true classic as we kick off dog/reincarnation month.

It’s a casual episode. Brad has become a personification of trauma after having watched “Bring Her Back” Alex reports in on the latest from Kings Island. We check in our creepy pals and the latest from Ticked Off! Old people and meet an ugly little apple picking boy.

Everything is very normal and reasonable in the United States. Alex reports in on dogs learning to swim. Brad is paying the price for making fun of Claire. T and T 3x08 “The Mysterious Mauler” has T and T investigating some absolutely baffling wrestling shenanigans.

We take a creepy quiz and learn about the popularity of pendulums. Can you contact the Keebler Elves in the Hollow Tree Factory through the ether via a scrying bowl? T and T 3x07 “A Lesson in Values” has Terri taking on the case of a tax-dodging hobo who dies leaving his estate to his wildly uninterested traveling pal.

We discuss the latest reports on America’s most braindead-ogre Senator and give some advice. T and T 3x06 “Take my Life, Please” takes us to the worst comedy club imaginable. Can we find something more niche than a guy that only does Mob jokes? Absolutely.

Crimes are all around mostly caused by radon gas taking out children and people trying to take a vacation from their vacation. T and T 3x05 “Decker’s Ex” introduces us to a some truly shocking fashion crimes and implies Decker’s ex-wife is working for the mob and possibly a murderer.

It’s a casual episode in which we learn about our coffee personalities and check in with the Mormons to learn if sinful handholding will get your temple parking validated. Alex updates us on Minecraft and Black Mirror.

We are back, Alex has survived an assassination attempt by a shifty Tennessee waitress. Brad has seen a movie about a personified manifestation of trauma and depression because it’s 2025. We watch the first tv movie of Lexx 1x01 “I Worship His Shadow” it’s absolutely awful and I’m angry to even have to type this sentence describing it.

Welcome to a super spooky episode 666. Chris joins us as we explore the hidden terrors of local municipal elections, the nightmarish riddle of buying random keys from grifters on a website, and Borris Karloff’s birthplace. We discuss Andrew Divoff giving a masterclass in scenery chewing in the truly amazing “Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies”

We hold Alex to account for his lies and also his online chats with children. We do some old people pancake math and get TICKED OFF! An all-time great T and T episode 3x04 "Cry Wolf" introduces a new hero and completely forgets about Teri (Who we all know).

Brad goes on a farmers market adventure. Alex is TICKED OFF! at the girl scout app. How many computer mice is too many? What they smell like sandalwood and bergamot? T and T 3x03 “Halfway to Nowhere” has a wildly angsty teen/highlander villain really going out of his way to make everything about himself.

Brad is finishing his vacation by reading a touching holiday story that makes absolutely no sense. Also, he was killed by the Green Goblin and Spider-man did not avenge him. T and T 3x02 “Hargroves Call” is a truly wild tale of an old retired cop being an insanely racist sociopath and Hargrove sad that the city isn’t throwing him a damn parade.

Brad is trying all the wacky new foods Alex is staying on brand with the most boring tastes imaginable. We missed gargoyle week but we have a new scandalous spirit for purchase. We jump into a new season on T and T 3x01 “Cracked” where we all know Teri and we just wish these cops would do something about this crack house.

Brad has fallen into a very odd Instagram mystery. Alex continues to visit the worst dentist. On T and T 2x20 “A Natural Death” is confounding on many fronts when a child nurse falls asleep at work leading to drama in the second season finale.

Alex gives updates on the state of his dentals and skating and Brad has watched Doctor Who: Section 31 a “film” with 4 hours of exposition in 95 minutes. On T and T 2x19 “Family Honour” a lot of plot happens in the last 2 minutes as per usual, this time with Ninjas.