Ramjack

Need to beat the heat? Listen to these cool cats! Alex is off camping but Jon and Brad are battling the summer slump. Shorts are still inappropriate for grown men, even if you are pretending to be a pizza. The new Spider-Man trailer is here and we can definitely say, It’s going to be another one, again. Freakshow season returns our wacky old pals “My Strange Addiction” and “Hoarders.” People are bitching about Netflix because that’s what people like to do. We get bogged down in statistical polling but cheer up by playing a new game about death. Come Check Out The Rad New Facebook Group! It’s the cat’s pajamas. For Realzies.

Alex is getting ready for camp and we are preparing for his funeral. Learn about the bravest new subset of freedom loving children; their wants, their needs, and their numerous numerous fears. Pillows and showers become much more ominous. Brad gets ready for the big game by answering some extremely basic sports trivia, sadly he doesn’t know the rules… at all. Join us for a visit to http://monkeyhelpers.org it’s a real monkeyshiner if I’ve ever seen one. And finally we learn about a really weird guy. Weird.

We're celebrating our 2 year anniversary! Alex has a big time superstar celebrity sighting. He also reports in on other people's dessert. Jonathon discovers krazy kommercialz at the gym. Brad (unlike some people) get's over his nerves to accomplish his many goals only to be thwarted by dummies at an overpriced film. We enjoy a Dramatic Reading from Ben Stein's overly privileged and condescending diary. If you're a Transforming robot put on your favorite cape and listen to our fun!

The Golden Eagle is coming for you and everyone you love! Supposing you survive that maybe you can take a swim with the Kangaroo. Alex is here to give you all the animal facts you crave whilst Brad is prepped with a scholarly history of capers and caprices. Double Summer Camp Shenanigans are being preparred and Alex will be dealing with smart kids that bamboozle him and dumb kids that are going to get pregnant under his supervision. We talk about our awesome experience at a film screening (Hint: Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake might just have found true love!) and make our first bold hearty attempt to see “Transformers 3: Invitation to the Dark Side of The Robot Night Eclipse with the Bad Guys that Get’em” for some reason.

Alex is a goddamn filthy degenerate liar, Jon is again mocked by crappy improvisers, and Brad is given some hot tips from non-economically priced throat lozenges. The Contest Winner and their giant box of loot is finally announced. We hit the cinema to catch up on the summer blockbusters: The X-men First Class, The Super 8, The Green Lantern, and The Bridesmaids. Things get a little emotional and a little frightening , we say goodbye to our dear friend Charles and end our Charles in Charge rewatch.

Grab your favorite economically priced throat lozenge and your hot tea for a plague-ridden episode of Ramajck chock full of exciting tales from the hospital and horrific fever hallucinations. Brad meets a lying bitch with a severed finger and Jon goes to the big mustache pub crawl before being bullied by improv failures. Finally we see one of the best episodes of Charles in Charge followed by one of the worst , the rewatch gears down to the end of the season.

Summer is here and it will kill us all. , we wait to be destroyed by it we talk about people and things that aren’t funny and why you can never look back. Netflix giveth and taketh. Take a terrifying journey into the world of body modification with our pals Cat-man, Reptile-man, and a lot of other super scary weirdos in the documentary “Modify”. Charles in Charge takes a turn for the weird , Jason gets Honey squirted in shorts and Charles and Buddy get arrested for indecent exposure.

Fighting through a series of tech issues we rally once more to give you an episode full of rad tomfooleries on this our yellow diamond anniversary! We take a peek at Maxim's Hot 100 make a hearty attempt to answer the age old sexist cliche: "Is it somehow physically possible to make people laugh AND have a uterus?" We discuss Thor and play another round of The Netflix Rating Game. Charles in Charge gives us the return of Rue McClanahan and Christina Applegate featuring Back to the Future Pizza and Mr. Pembroke throwing money at every minor inconvenience in his life, Just like we all dream of.

Grab your finest clichéd "Support the Troops" magnets and your long-form birth certificates we're having a blood orgy for America! , our enemies are slaughtered we celebrate heartily , popular morality demands. In this episode we have a panic attack trying to deal with the bloodthirsty savages surrounding us, play a fun new netflix game, look for love on okcupid, Alex reports in on "Fast 5", and cousin elliot returns to Charles in Charge. Hey North American Listeners The Contest Has Been Extended! Get The Details Inside This Podcast!

He is risen, And by he, we mean Charles in Charge. There's breaking cat attack invasion news. Meanwhile, Jonathon and The Ramjack Cook-Em-Ups are going toe-to-toe with Iron Chef in an epic battle to control the kitchen: Who will get the Cinnamon? Alex informs us of the upcoming summer camp sally shenanigans. Brad engages in changing room chicanery. Plus a lot of frightening 5 and 2 musical stylings, including some with an arbitrary jazz riff. Make a faux of sacrifice yourself by entering our amazing giveaway contest!

We give the box office rundown on Arthur, Hanna, Rango, Your Highness, and the horrifically sexist piece of crap "Suckerpunch". Jonathon introduces us to a Super Creepo-Asleepo-Jeezo, it makes us weep-o. The stray river cat invasion of 2011 continues and this time it's personal. We also take a few minutes to examine some amazing advice from Cosmopolitan which gives us a panic attack. And the amazing giveaway contest continues!

More Games, More Fun! Part Two of Two, In this exciting conclusion we offer you the opportunity to,Marvel at the most elaborate and unwieldy situation ever lobbied on Ramjack, Excite , we deal with magic talking fish of sizeable value and third rate riddles, Wince at a Scientology themed HumGayGhost with some of Hollywood's most overrated crazy people. And open your heart to a some wacky improv hijinx. Also our amazing giveaway contest continues.

Behold: It's the game-a-palooza episode of fun! Part One of Two, So many games so little time! Join us , we tackle code game shenanigans, Deal with the tomfooleries of Sassy, Brassy, and Classy whilst controlling our duplicitous natures and finding ourselves in epic film pitch sessions with drug addled movie producers. Don't miss your chance to get caught up in an amazing giveaway contest.

Brad is confronted by his anti-stalker, Jonathon details the shenanigans of the Chicago Improv scene, and Alex drinks grass for kicks. We say a final farewell to our boy The Cape and his lovably improbable cast of characters, and uncover a slew of family secrets when Grandma Pembroke drops in on Charles in Charge. Tell Sally Stefanato to download this before the cool crew passes her by.

In a time when the Greek people were in need of a leader… one man will rise to the challenge. In a world full of rule-breakers… another will unleash his blades to an unsuspecting public -a public that will learn to fear him. Elsewhere, , the wolfsbane blooms… a mortal in the throws of violent fever will realize that he well may have received the curse of the Pentagram. But who will stalk them? We also cover more Charles in Charge and the final gasps of The Cape. If you have the ears we have the something to occupy them.

It's a fresh episode designed for the pleasure of your ears, mind, and heart. We discuss the mind numbing trailer to Atlas Shrugged and death lurch of Hollywood's creativity. The Cape is full of wacky salt lick revelations and anti-lemon biases. Brad and Alex venture to see Oscar winner and all-round awesome guy Randy Newman live in concert whilst Jonathon takes in a Josh Ritter show. We recreate bizarre auditions past and present. Charles in Charge takes us down the terrifying road of equiphilia via a slumber party and then teaches us importance of discipline the only way an 80's sitcom can. We take a look at some sequel subtitles and play a rousing round of the code game.

In this Caffeine infused episode Alex reports in on Gnomeo And Juliet, Brad takes in The Care Bears Big Wish Movie, Jonathon is terrified. Meanwhile, The Cape battles wheelchair-bound assassins and terrorist zombies… Because somebody has to, right? We desperately grasp our remaining strands of sanity while watching the Tiffany stalker documentary “I Think We’re Alone Now.” And it’s a guest-star-a-palooza , Meg Ryan and Styles (From TeenWolf) drop in on the latest episodes of Charles in Charge. The Code game resurfaces with shocking results.

Jonathon doesn't get invitations because he lives in ye olde times, Brad tries to wrap his head around “Doctor Who” and Alex opens up about his crush on Jack The Ripper. Everyone continues to be baffled by “The Cape”. This American Life makes us want to kill ourselves to ironically chosen pop songs. We explore the second and third episodes of Charles in Charge and play a couple of rounds of Here's the Pitch/Run With It and Humiliate / Gay / Ghost gives way to Punish / Prom-Date / Poltergeist.

It's our Golden Jubilee and we are celebrating it in style with robots, resurrections, and random rambling repartee. Join us , we lean nobody likes a Turtle in the "Saved By The Bell Wedding in Vegas" Movie, laugh hysterically at the most recent episodes of "The Cape" and marvel at the freak-show that is "My Strange Addiction". We get a report on Alex's Rom-Com of the month "No Strings Attached" But it's the pilot episode of "Charles in Charge" that teaches us the true meaning of love. ALL of this AND we play a rousing game of "Humiliate / Gay / Ghost". Is it Christmas? No, it's an Episode 50 extravaganza!

Sadly Alex is dead and has acended to the feral cat orgy of the afterlife, meanwhile Brad is forced to live like it's frontier times, and Jonathon has been wronged by carebears and their screaming psuedo cousins. We take a long hard look at NBC's latest trainwreck "The Cape" a show that prides itself on cramming more plot per second down your throat than you ever imagined possible. Also we delve into the Ramjack vaults to bring you a hearty attempt at deciphering some important emergency codes.