Ramjack

Happy Halloween Friends! On this special spooktacular we get frightened by the terror of The Garbage Pail Kids Movie, learn how to love again, thanks to a special gal named Tangerine, and launch the Ramjack Multi-Million Challenge! Alex goes undercover , a creepo sleezo Jeezo and Brad hits up Paranormal Activity 3 and The Three Muskateers. Belvedere takes an apathetic journey down memory lane , George and Marcia pretend to care about each other. The Saved by the Bell Universe is forever shattered with the arrival of Tori, causing a rift may never be repaired.

The Halloween spirit flows powerfully , we catch up with Fat Albert and the Post-Apocalyptic Junkyard gang of 2525 , they battle the olds and giants. Alex makes a startling realization about his own personal tastes, Brad is a naturally suspicious Commander-in-chief, and the crown of World's Greatest Human 2011 is placed on the head of it regal owner. A very special Mr. Belvedere tackles the big issues of underage drinking, contract law, and of course incest. Saved by the Bell Goes into a fashion black hole and gets into super shady financial swindles and possible multiple universes.

It's an action packed episode that's gonna be catching bodies and meeting cute all over the place. Brad fights a car while Alex has celeb sightings and socializes with the working class. We watch the film "Head of the Family" to learn about hypothetical-lawyer-long-cons and tenderness. Mr. Belvedere has to deal with an unwanted pregnancy and Saved by the Bell goes completely crazy-bananas , the final remnants of order are completely uprooted. Send this podcast to five of your friends and if anything happens to either of us in the meantime forward it on to three lawyers and then tell them to give it to the State Attorney.

It's the Episode 75 Spectacular! And what is more spectacular than the mad rad 90's fashions of "Saved by the Bell"? Grab your favorite sweater, pair of boots, and weirdo blazer and join us. Alex loves McDonalds. Brad loves Coffee. Jeezos love subterfuge and connect four. We find out who's losing at Facebook. Learn the devilish secrets of Spontaneous Human Combustion. Delve into a horrific new world of fanfiction. The incest heats up on Mr. Belvedere (now with 100% more witches) and a mediocre-at-best non-traditional student comes between Zack and Slater on Saved by the Bell. Listen Now and Listen Often!

Podcast pressure and bamboozlement results in an open affirmation on the divinity of Sutekh. He is Risen! The Teddy and Kermit update is here, and it is amazing! Grab your favorite canine companion and join us on an Amazon Jungle Adventure. Some nerdo gamer parents are being the worst. We put Mr. Belvedere on notice, but will he earn his way back into our good graces? Join us , we witness Heather and Kevin getting closer than brother and sister should. Meanwhile Marcia is coming to terms with the fact she hates her family and her life, , we have been guessing all along. Spoiler Alert: George continues to be the worst. Join the Faceboook group and make your nominations for World's Greatest Human 2011!

Do you know the difference between love and lust? Spoilers: You probably don’t. Luckily Pinterest is here to teach us how to open our hearts and get off of each other’s hair so , to have a happy, healthy, joyless, soul-crushing relationship. Sleep easy knowing that the common everyman yokel is getting ready for zombies with a supply of mom-jeans and canned peaches. The Christmas creep has been spotted and no amount of science can stop his quest to conquer the calender. Do you hate homeless people? Then you’ll love Mr. Belvedere. All hands look out below, There’s a change in the status quo, and Mr. Belvedere is on notice.

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Need a pickle? In a pickle? Just relax and let this comedy gold soothe you. Alex brings us a terrifying dramatic reading from local racists that leads to seeing things that cannot be unseen. Things get super serious , Brad is getting ready for pageant season by brushing up on his Question and Answer skills. Teddy faces bullets and fan letters from industrious children to prove himself to be a super badass, yet again… Much to William Howard Taft’s chagrin. Belvedere has a seal and Kevin has no game… at all. Alex debates the pros and cons of keeping a pet mantis. Brad is happy with his insect eating vacuum cleaner.

Ta da! A new episode of Ramjack in which we finally discuss Tommy Wiseau’s “The Room.” And it might be the greatest film ever made… if you like awkward sex scenes, nearly unintelligible bad dialogue and losing your grip on reality. We start planning for the My Strange Addiction Picnic and unleash rage against long dead American Presidents that might or might not be listening to the show. Mr. Belvedere gives a dark look into the psyche of a geriatric racist homophobe clansman and his struggle to remember how old he is through the fog of dementia. Alex reveals his own hostile anti-midget bigotry and we see Mr. Belvedere in an extremely compromising situation.

Prepare yourself for radness! Brad gives his summer reading list update. Spoilers: Teddy and Kermit are off on some capers and caprices of their own and the economy is going to collapse again. There's some not-so-surprising news from Jackson TN and a discussion of how lame Casey Jones Village is. Alex has been to Chicago and almost got attacked by a decepticon whilst ignoring foxy scavengers on his way to hip happening mustache parties. We ask for your help with Brad's new northern career goals. We kick off our grand Mr. Belvedere rewatch in epic style and a slew of questions. Which member of the Owen family is the most disturbed? When will Mr. Belvedere kill again? What's his angle? Where the hell did he come from? How old is Bob Uecker? What have they been teaching these creepo masochistic children? Where did Mr. Belvedere get that hamster from? Isn't eight years old a little too young for hot-tubing? But seriously, When is Belvedere going to kill again?

In this super special episode we decide that criers need to announce themselves. Alex finally tells us about his amazing summer camp shenanigans and learn about the travails of those wacky little 9/11 year-olds and their desperate need for sixth meal. Non-professionals demand to perform entertainments to the dismay of everyone on the planet. We play an exciting game of "Strange Addict OR Smells like Halibut" in which we meet a bakers dozen of the most panic inducing crazies that TLC could find. Glamour magazine gives some really great practical advice to the ladies. Ramjack guides you like an arrow, straight to the mark. Brave hearts! Fighting for the rights of all the dreamers. Join the Facebook Group! It's safer than the periphery of the internet, especially if you're trapped in the past.

We’ve seen a lot of movies and we are going to talk about them. You get to listen. It’s just that simple. Jon goes out of his way to try and convince Brad and Alex to see “The Tree of Life”. Furtive glances and skeptical looks are exchanged. Captain America throws his mighty shield and we learn how unglamorous that ever-lovin’ Hulk is. Attack the Block is fine and dandy but is probably not the greatest film ever created despite what internet wackadoos think. Sylvester Stallone is Lion and Kevin James is Zookeeper. Some people are opposed to talking animals others are enthralled and happily awaiting more in the future. Transformers 3 is much more fun with booze! Smuggle some fun into your next 3D Excursion! In other news the Harry Potter series is finally over. Hoorah! Come Check Out The Rad New Facebook Group! Go There! Join the fun! List your grievances! Post your Fears!

Need to beat the heat? Listen to these cool cats! Alex is off camping but Jon and Brad are battling the summer slump. Shorts are still inappropriate for grown men, even if you are pretending to be a pizza. The new Spider-Man trailer is here and we can definitely say, It’s going to be another one, again. Freakshow season returns our wacky old pals “My Strange Addiction” and “Hoarders.” People are bitching about Netflix because that’s what people like to do. We get bogged down in statistical polling but cheer up by playing a new game about death. Come Check Out The Rad New Facebook Group! It’s the cat’s pajamas. For Realzies.

Alex is getting ready for camp and we are preparing for his funeral. Learn about the bravest new subset of freedom loving children; their wants, their needs, and their numerous numerous fears. Pillows and showers become much more ominous. Brad gets ready for the big game by answering some extremely basic sports trivia, sadly he doesn’t know the rules… at all. Join us for a visit to http://monkeyhelpers.org it’s a real monkeyshiner if I’ve ever seen one. And finally we learn about a really weird guy. Weird.

We're celebrating our 2 year anniversary! Alex has a big time superstar celebrity sighting. He also reports in on other people's dessert. Jonathon discovers krazy kommercialz at the gym. Brad (unlike some people) get's over his nerves to accomplish his many goals only to be thwarted by dummies at an overpriced film. We enjoy a Dramatic Reading from Ben Stein's overly privileged and condescending diary. If you're a Transforming robot put on your favorite cape and listen to our fun!

The Golden Eagle is coming for you and everyone you love! Supposing you survive that maybe you can take a swim with the Kangaroo. Alex is here to give you all the animal facts you crave whilst Brad is prepped with a scholarly history of capers and caprices. Double Summer Camp Shenanigans are being preparred and Alex will be dealing with smart kids that bamboozle him and dumb kids that are going to get pregnant under his supervision. We talk about our awesome experience at a film screening (Hint: Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake might just have found true love!) and make our first bold hearty attempt to see “Transformers 3: Invitation to the Dark Side of The Robot Night Eclipse with the Bad Guys that Get’em” for some reason.

Alex is a goddamn filthy degenerate liar, Jon is again mocked by crappy improvisers, and Brad is given some hot tips from non-economically priced throat lozenges. The Contest Winner and their giant box of loot is finally announced. We hit the cinema to catch up on the summer blockbusters: The X-men First Class, The Super 8, The Green Lantern, and The Bridesmaids. Things get a little emotional and a little frightening , we say goodbye to our dear friend Charles and end our Charles in Charge rewatch.

Grab your favorite economically priced throat lozenge and your hot tea for a plague-ridden episode of Ramajck chock full of exciting tales from the hospital and horrific fever hallucinations. Brad meets a lying bitch with a severed finger and Jon goes to the big mustache pub crawl before being bullied by improv failures. Finally we see one of the best episodes of Charles in Charge followed by one of the worst , the rewatch gears down to the end of the season.

Summer is here and it will kill us all. , we wait to be destroyed by it we talk about people and things that aren’t funny and why you can never look back. Netflix giveth and taketh. Take a terrifying journey into the world of body modification with our pals Cat-man, Reptile-man, and a lot of other super scary weirdos in the documentary “Modify”. Charles in Charge takes a turn for the weird , Jason gets Honey squirted in shorts and Charles and Buddy get arrested for indecent exposure.

Fighting through a series of tech issues we rally once more to give you an episode full of rad tomfooleries on this our yellow diamond anniversary! We take a peek at Maxim's Hot 100 make a hearty attempt to answer the age old sexist cliche: "Is it somehow physically possible to make people laugh AND have a uterus?" We discuss Thor and play another round of The Netflix Rating Game. Charles in Charge gives us the return of Rue McClanahan and Christina Applegate featuring Back to the Future Pizza and Mr. Pembroke throwing money at every minor inconvenience in his life, Just like we all dream of.