Ramjack

We've been at this for three years, but there's no time to luxuriate in celebrations , we discuss the shenanigans, tomfooleries, and goings on leading to the 2012 Cincinnati Fringe Festival, confused audiences in search of thereapy, and private command performances. Belvedere fights off rape, yet again, and Saved by the Bell is Just Bonkers , the Tori Universe gives us yet another themed dance.

Stop telling jokes and throwing out pickup lines. Pop into your local lending library for a puppy or two and then sit back and hear about the virtues of White-Supremacy from everyone's favorite deeply literate, funny, and incisive writer 'Old Derb' Brad's Optometrist is going to murder him. Alex hangs out at the worst fucking place on planet Earth. The Mr. Belvedere Valentine’s Day episode is just , awkward and incestuous , you would guess and Saved by The Bell blows our mind with the revelation of the shuttle-bus. We attempt to decipher backlogged voicemail and prep for a birthday-pick-a-palooza!

We are back for Episode 96 with all of our deeply literate, funny, and incisive shenanigans. But, of course, we are also maddening, outrageous, cranky, and provocative when we talk about crazy old racists, hologram ghosts, being a better grandchild that lies about sex. Jon sends us part IV in the epic fanfiction monstrosity of "The Belvedere and the Butterfly" We clutch or cool chains in the "Larger Locks Literary Lounge" for further discussions on the state of literature and we play Miss Marple at the behest of the Evil Horde!

Hey remember Easter? We do. Barry-san be praised! We are prepping for Vatican III i.e., No Vatican. Grab a glass of your finest aged urine and mouthful of dirt we’ve got a slew of new addicts and a couple of well placed halibuts. The coffee shops are filled with terrifying weirdos and walking cliches. We test our likelihood to become alcoholics. We’re eating bugs, all of us… and no amount of alcohol or showering can change it.

Back in Action with a warning: Beware the Werewolves, and the dolphins, and any other animal that totes weaponry. South Carolina Republicans somehow lower the bar for common sense. We watch some horrific re-enactments from awful lying liars in the E.R. Netflix plays some wacky shenanigans with Saved by the Bell. The Turks are demanding Cami Secrets for Chess Tournaments. We double down and watch the exciting pair of episodes of Mr. Belvedere and Saved by the Bell known , "The Will" and no one knows how to dress themselves. We launch an exciting new contest and solve our first Mystery Minute!

Oh snap! It's a super special episode for you and other humans! People are sharing shitty secrets and we do not know why. Things get incredibly heated in the Ramjack Larger Locks Literary Lounge , we talk about the ineptitude of George Washington and lying bitches that pretend to read books but are clearly incompetent with uselessly fragile egos. Luckily Alirio drops by to cool things down , we discuss his birthday pick "Phantom of the Paradise" and learn all about skylight voyeurism and devil contracts from our pal Birdman Winslow.

Grab your breakfast icecream and join us for an exciting new episode! Old timey seeds are here and they and they don't understand our generations music. Japanese Boyfriends list their greviences and take comfort in Asian Jeezo despite his fratricide. We meet a slew of the most terrifying new friends when Alex is once again forced to play America's Favorite Game: "Strange Addict OR Smells like a Halibut" Brad drinks the most expensive Starbucks drink ever and Alex explores "The Colony." Chapter Three of "The Belvedere and the Butterfly" carries us further down the rabbit hole and reunites us with an old friend. We hit upon a very special episode of Mr. Belvedere and learn all about AIDS and the Saved by the Bell Crew rests on their laurels with a Valentine's Day Clip show.

In this interactive multi-dimensional episode Alex is a sleep prophet and Brad is a Realist with Realism Powers. We get sleep tips from the national sleep foundation. Suprise! It turns out TSA Agents are up to no good. The Germans are desperate to eat giant Doritos Tacos Buckets of gross, but they will never be allowed. Mad Scientists Present Coma Chickens the tastiest of non-animals. The Most Dangerous Game OR The Most Delicious Game? Paul Maki suggests the worst movie ever devised. Alex's Birthday pick arrives in the form of gravity defying slushies in Step Up 3D.

We discuss the psychotic and passive aggressive skylarkings of The Ever-Great Honorable General George Washington of the Noble Continental Army Dragoon Force Five of the North Winds Etc. Etc. Etc, Mr. Belvedere takes an insanely dark turn , Jason Bateman stops by for some sexual harassment and attempted rape. Saved by the Bell ventures into new frontiers of Science Fiction in which Lisa Turtle is turned into a middle-aged white man due to the ever shifting universe..

An epic shopping adventure full deceit, chicanery, and emotional turmoil is chronicled, Alex gives us the lowdown on Jennifer Lopez insanity and Prince's wacky demands. Brad yells at an old lady in a grocery store. Claire and Werner Herzog joins us to talk about Showgirls featuring World's Greatest Human, Elizabeth Berkley and some inexplicable lighting choices. We tackle a metric ton of Voicemail. including Lister submited situations, Secrets from the pits of Squirrel Hell, and a grip of questions.

Alex tries to kill Brad. He survives and declares himself arbiter of all that is right and wrong. People are using shopping carts wrong. We grab our black diamonds and tune into the far future with shocking accuracy. We delve into the second chapter of some epic inter-dimensional fanfiction. Belvedere proves Marcia is a terrible student and a worse mother and the kids on Saved by The Bell get class rings and make hugely questionable plans of action.

We are back in action, and this time we're serious! Learn some terrifying Animal Facts from the Tower of London, Sports Facts abound from and Brad begins his improv correspondence course. George Washington's Mother is an insufferable bitch, Martha Washington has an intrepid spirit, but Black Jack takes the cake! Kim Jong Un has a grip of super powers but he's slacking on his language study. Mr. Belvedere is throwing some revolutionary game and The Saved by the Bell Kids learn a valuable lesson about not being shitty liars. Also we receive super awesome Solstice Gifts!!

If you like Claire and/or Dinosaurs this episode is designed for your ears. We jump backwards in time to celebrate the Solstice with scary clowns, Disney princesses, and Arnold Schwarzenegger. We report live from the Creation Museum with all the rad Dino's, Second Adam, Robo-Noah, and the Yokel Roman Centurion. Alex sends in some rad international flavor.

It’s a new year and we are here with fresh 2012 shenanigans, tomfooleries, and goings on. We discuss our nations first President, George “Sadistic-Douchebag” Washington and his even more crazed psycho-bitch of a mother. We chart our experiences with both blatant and casual racism and homophobia. Jon Pernisek makes a couple of hearty attempts to pitch some Hollywood Gold only to fail miserably. Brad puts aside his Sports Facts to unleash his Dream Interpretation Powers.

An epic Holiday episode is here to fill your digital stocking, Brad is wheelin', dealin' and conquering the amazon. Alex is fighting children, making connections at starbucks and dealing out harsh criticism. Jon Pernisek sends us amazing Fanfiction. Morgan Freeman makes a special appearance. We learn about the unfortunate fate of Rich Little and Dana Carvey. Belvedere turns it up to eleven and Saved by the Bell finally let's Mario Lopez come out of the closet.

Looking to have fun in church? Try The Baby Jeezo Sexy-Time Party Pew, it's not gonna make churchgoing more sensible but it might just get you a Grand-Slam at Denny's. We watch the preview of TLC's Virgin Diaries and have a full out panic attack. Meanwhile the Japanese are getting Deja-Ew from a grip of unordered pizzas. Belevedere confirms our suspension on all fronts and Zack plots to escape detention with his giant brick phone on Saved by The Bell.

Happy Holidays! If you like dog shows, THIS EPISODE IS FOR YOU. We give our Thanksgiving sports reports, Check in with Claire, and join World's Greatest Human Elizabeth Berkley and the Christmas Creep in the epic Hallmark Movie "Lucky Christmas". We are riveted by the National Dog Show and all of it's awesomeness. Hot New Movies are pitched and vocabulary lessons are taught. Our Black Friday bargain adventures and missed connections are chronicled , well.

The all powerful stalk of corn has demanded we deliver this fresh episode unto you. Brad deals with his impending psychosis and Alex reports in on his favorite film: Twilight: Breaking Precipice of Dawn Time Night Vampire Moon Part One of Twelve. Mr. Belvedere takes a dark turn into the scary world of addiction and Tori wrecks inter-dimensional havoc in our favorite sci-fi program Saved by the Bell. We finally receive our first series of drunk voicemails. Hurrah!

Join us friends , we pitch an amazing new breakfast option that will forever change the Holiday Season. Brazil goes on official notice for their bedroom antics. We Introduce a grip of new Apps that will decipher what kind of ghost situation you are dealing with for an economical price, try to nail down if truth is true and get ready for our Thanksgiving sport reports. Mr. Belvedere gets really really real on Thanksgiving and Zack Morris is jerk to Wheelchair Bitches in the Tori Universe of Saved by The Bell.

Friends, this is a jam-packed episode of fun for the whole family. Brad reports in on Pencil-Gate 2011, a shocking tale of copyright violation and misdemeanor flaunted in the eye of the unprepared literati, Jon takes pleasure in foisting upon us his belated Birthday pick: The Apple. After recovering from the terror of a biblical allegory dystopian disco-era musical we take in an extremely eventful episode of Belvedere and Saved by the Bell gives us a clear picture of the early stages of a serial killer. We also take time to answer feedback, recommend podcasts, and question the actions of a woman who dared to refuse cake.