Ramjack

Alex has got Animal Facts and Female Fantasy Facts. Brad is fighting internet scrapes. There's an old woman in New York that is a professional panic attack instigator. We discuss the ongoing pie war of 2012, that no one knows and/or cares about. Hilariously crazy internet dramz leads to a discussion of art by sensible educated people that aren't fucking idiots. George catches up with a really old flame and we finally dip into the pilot episode of Saved by the Bell: The College Years.

Kids are running amok and giving us Summer Camp Nightmares and we demand cold hard JUSTICE! Potato Parties are all the rage in Japan and Ronald McDonald doesn't know what to do about it. Some not-so-classy monkeys are slumming it on the sly. There's a nerdlinger murder alert for parts of Florida. Our pal Keith pops in to extol the virtues of brand loyalty and we shed a teary farewell , Mr. Belvedere is deported and the final episode of Saved by the Bell comes to a close.

Brad is baffled when he learns that there are apparently well-adjusted normal families that like each other and go to horror movies together, or any movies. Archie wins a free murder! Shocking science news reveals what terrors the olds have planned for us and Alex prepares to concede to the dolphins. Brad meets more crazy talking random weirdos. Steve Guttenberg is unwrapping presents and being sexually harassed by Allen Carr. Things take a dramatic turn , Mr Belvedere has been deported and the Saved by the Bell Kids finally graduate high school.

We have both seen a grip of films including the most sexist movie ever and Alex finally sees the worst movie ever made. Old People LOVE grocery stores. Sadsack losers post their awkward terrible relationship texts on the internet for our amusement. Belvedere faces mortality, George hangs with devil worshipers, and Heather asks Kevin to wear a sexy costume. Amateur-junior-scientist Angie Harmon and Doctor David Hasselhoff track down a vampire at the old cemented up police station.

Brad plays the pandering to Israel drinking game. Sovereignty goes out the window. Romney agrees with Obama, but he's gonna do everything bigger and whiter. We launch a new sitcom starring ourselves and the ever-adorable Al Sharpton and arbitrarily decide who is allowed to have nukes and who isn't.

S You could have had it nonsensically late and over the next few episodes but instead you have it now! Check this out this hot-shot political commentary! A quick discussion of the Badass Joe Biden Smackdown Debate and then some live reactions to the second Presidential Debate. Romneybot-9000, Binders, Chris Matthews getting lost in his own insane logic puzzles. This ep has it all. Enjoy it, for America.

Smile tech days turn into frowny face “fuck you’s” in this rage packed episode of Ramjack. The curse of Sutekh continues it’s mighty reign now with 100% more arbitrary language censorship. Alchemy is real, Mice are losing their skin, and Barry can’t stop agreeing with the GOP. Mr. Belvedere takes a horrifically dark turn into sexism and date rape. Angie Harmon chases a mummy whilst Doctor David Hasselhoff literally listens to dust on Baywatch Nights.

Behold a shiny new episode bounds into your life! Alex brings animal facts about our new Dolphin Overlords, Brad falls victim to an evil prophecy foretold over 4,000 years ago. The smartest kid in the world has some revolutionary new game and Steve Guttenberg loses his virginity. Mr. Belvedere goes to crazy town with Robert Goulet and we finish our journey into the Tori Universe on Saved by the Bell.

Strifes and Strubles abound , Jon is acousted by charities and Brad is watching his tech die before his eyes. We battle the Bing Translator and enter the Halloween season with Doctor David Hasselhoff and Angie Harmon fighting off glowing amoeba monsters, Redneck Ghosts, and mild concussions. Grab a seat and learn about ghost birds and stories that aren't stories.

KABLAMO! It's a fresh new episode of Ramjack chock full of life gifts and strong generic-non-specific energies that are sure to affect you spiritually, whatever the fuck that means. Alex brings the phrase of the week, Brad discovers the most confusing fun ever, and cinema ninjas are on patrol and fighting for the rights of all the dreamers. Saved by the Bell: Hawaiian Style is a series of panic attacks and statutory rape. Evan's Grandmother completely loses her mind for our amusement.

Alex is back from his adventures with new tales, Brad is contemplating his uneasy truce with the weather. Your drunkest Romanian Friend might be planning on stealing your bride. We begin our journey with the first two chapters of "The Guttenberg Bible" A very special Mr. Belvedere takes a dark turn with some sad olds, Saved by the Bell brings us another clip show, and we prepare to launch a new Network and by Network we mean empire.

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The National Guard of the Hyper-Militarized States of 'Merica tries to thwart Brad and his attempts to walk down the sidewalk in a police-state. Claire dons communal bacteria regalia for krazy kayak adventures. We join our pals Angie Harmon and Dr. David Hasselhoff , they battle mediocre aliens, mutants in parallel futures, and cd-rom archers from the Kalderash Clan when Baywatch Days turn into Baywatch Nights.

Ramjack days turn into Ramjack nights , we check our focal point and discuss Hallucination Horses, Shifty German Zookeepers, and the terrifying murderous intent of nature. Stickers look delicious to 9/11 year-olds. Mr. Belvedere teaches us the importance of back-up bangs and we learn that only weirdos are scared of earthquakes on Saved by the Bell.

It's a super chill episode in which we discuss Alex's latest Summer Camp adventures with the 9/11 year olds and a grip of terrifying creatures that teach real life Animal Facts, the hard way. We chat about The Dark Knight Rises and Bane's future Broadway Career. The Fifty Shades Generator is a horrific and beautiful find that leads to fun and games. Join us , we delve once again into the Larger Locks Literary Lounge , we discuss President James Garfield, Charles Guiteau, Alexander Graham Bell, and Dr. Doctor Bliss M.D. Creationists don't understand electricity or science, or much of anything really (because they are fucking insane and have only a tenious ) And we solve a Mystery!

Grab your hot cocoa and a hot dogs it Xmas in July! When we promise something 57 episodes ago we deliver it, Eventually. In this Holiday-a-palooza we finally break down and discuss Santa Claus: The Movie, the story of a satanic bargain gone awry, and venture into an even darker realm with Christmas with a Capital 'C' A Christian holiday movie where we are meant to root for the Christians , they subvert law, human decency, and basic reasoning just to maintain a stranglehold on a dying Alaskan community. We also enjoy another battle of "Friendship versus the Bing Translator", a game of skill, awareness, and context clues!

Alex has theoretically heard some second hand animal facts, Brad discovers some terrible new products and finds new ways to escape the panic. Columbus isn't , mediocre , one might expect, Mitt Romney is a felon and still has less personality than a vacuum cleaner with a twitter account. Privatization brings back debtors prisons, USA USA USA! Mr. Belvedere directs Gilbert and Sulivan and Saved by the Bell takes granny rap to it's next logical step of torture.

The ghost of Alex goes on family adventures, Brad fills up your summer reading list and gives the latest updates on Harry Belafonte. We play “Who's Losing at Facebook” the game where every contestant is a loser and we spot panic attacks aplenty in pools and restaurants. Mr. Belvedere and George have a sexy romantic evening, for realzies. Saved by the Bell almost kills us with bizarre fashion, black magicks, and unnecessary cross dressing.

We've been fighting for the rights of all the dreamers for over three years and 100 episodes. In this celebratory podcast Alex reports in on all the wild and wacky happenings of Summer Camp. Brad learns that he should never leave his sun bunker without Chris Hansen's assistance. Scandalous tales are told. Also, the results of the contest to decide the fate of the Ramjack Empire are in!

It's episode 99, Farewell double digits! Jon Pernisek joins us while Alex is of dealing with this years crop of 9/11 year olds. We discuss the awesomeness of Harry Belafonte in the Larger Locks Literary Lounge. We also spend a moment on the insanely horrific and insipid movie, Prometheus. A film that revels in it's anti-science pro-nonsense message to the point you can almost see the phantom of Kirk Cameron's hand shoved up Damon Lindeloff's ass. Dreams and Films are interpreted and Belvedere is visited by a lot of Amish stock footage, and Saved by the Bell has its final dance at the lamest prom ever.