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It's our epic rundown of the Summer Movies of 2010 with special in-studio guest Jon Pernisek. Come forth and witness the beginning of the Marmacast! Enjoy it with your ears, your hearts, and your mind-hole.

We start gearing up for the Halloween Season with the terror that is cheese in the wild plus bacteria and parasite infested water sources, A super-freaky freak accident. Christine O’Donnell = crazy, 13yr old toddlers face 9/11 style terror attacks, Bump will kill us all if the lack of hand-washing doesn’t. Master of Disguise and Birdhouses Terry O’Quinn kills some fams in “The Stepfather”, The Situation room unleashes a spirit of vengeance , well , an Apple Bobbin’ Massacre. Plus the Enigmaster threatens our well-being with his quarrelsome conundrums and cruel queries are we affraid? No way, Jose!

Science: Phony baloney's are sly and sexy cheaters. Stuffed animals and children begat of vegetation bred for slave labor and rescued by an industrious latch-key kid with deep coffers = A Marketing Bonanza. Confessions: Animal Hoarding takes us to a dark place, a dark crazy Serbian war-zone-like place. Santa wants you to smoke some sweet sweet nicotine and stop hitting your kids. Sylvester Stallone is an extreme enforcer of "The Law" or Wannabe Food Critic in the 1986 Action Romp "Cobra" based on the novel Fair Game by Paula Gosling from a concept by Sapphire. Now with 900 percent more Night-Slashing. The situation room LOVES it when a plan comes together and we party like it's 1999.

An action packed ep featuring: Pants v Shorts (Hint: one is for men and one is for eight year old boys) Empty Nest Syndrome Mystery solved, Ice cream day = the most respectable day. Syfy's "Mary Knows Best" gives us a panic attack, How to know if she's into you, Writing Tips, World's Greatest Human returns, hot-air balloons, clowns, and dark childhood memories surface.

The official one year anniversary episode accept no substitutes.In this super special cavalcade of entertainments we find better uses for Chinese crippled chimp chicken killers and magic custard metal , well , unravel the curious enigma that is Kim Kardashian quixotic rise to quasi fame, Discuss the classic 1980 Steve Guttenberg / Village People Collaboration: "Can't Stop the Music" and hop into some particularly dangerous situations.

Deal or No Deal? Super sketchy ultrasound contraceptive. Scariest condoms ever. Science squares up the awesomest aromas. Subway dogs and underground landscapes. Japanese wild and wacky water antics. "Fashion Forward" or "Hang it up, Mcgee"? Ramjack Dramatic Reading presents: "Mystey of the Missing Flash Drive" Plus a super celebratory Situation Room.

Grab your apple pie and pour out that tea, It's a very special episode spanning over four months of hard-hitting reporting to deliver the complete Intervention of Mike Miller. We track his attempts to cast aside Old Glory in favor of the Union Jack whilst maintaining an abundance of facial hair. Domestic Terrorism Alert: Dolphins are being trained to kill our president and toys are trying to turn our children gay. Deal with it. Listen , we fight with patriotic zeal to save the soul of one of our own. God Bless the USA!

It's over and it's been a long wild road, kids. We take a moment from our grieving to discuss the final episode of Lost and try to figure out why ABC cut all the polar bear footage. Also we flashback to mid 4th season with Mike "Too-Tall-Tilly" Miller to get some exciting predictions that will never happen, or will they?

It's time for an easy going chat about these precious final few days of LOST. Jacob:Slack-Jawed Gorilla or Mentally Handicapped Neandertal which side are you on? Crazy moms is sorry for the rock she's about to put through your skull. Jacob's Aryan dreams = watch out Miles. Helmets, will you?

Dove promises go awry, the military is training robots to be afraid of us, revolutionary sixth grade game, Stop Molesting children, 5and2 Dramatic Reading “letter to a young girl”, outdoor cats don’t have a chance, silent 7’s, , well , adventures in drugs and driving.

It's an Easter Spectacular! Welcome back baby jeezo. Dove Promises, Wisconsin are you ok? Ladies get a 5and2 slap to the mouth, meanwhile Catholics keep protecting wacko preds, A pocket for the 21st century, orangutan's love hot tub danger sex, Pet adoption fan-fiction, We take baby jeezo to ikea and then introduce him to internet porn.

Dove Promises return and teach us to Inner-Jog, Colorado Libraries are the worst, Anna Martinez, Where are you? Sarah Palin is campaigning to be the new 4th godhead. MHC = the Slut Factor. Catholic douchebaggery, Apathy is the worst. Movie Theater Complaints, Twilight: New Moon, And Hoarders introduces us to a rascal and scalawag named Jim, and nothing will ever be the same. This ep is full out 10 cent piece.

Another LOST special episode in which we speculate about the past and future of the Polar Bears, Sawyer and Miles "partnership", and Kate's inability to drive. Now with 400% more haikus!

Fashion forward, Cyrus Family Secrets, Asexual Lady Ants, Racist Jap Bees, We play Jeezo, Shroud, Albino , the 5and2's raise the dead, Elderly Server Farms Solve the Energy Crisis, Diesel gets stupid, Hoarding chrismas and mad vampire fashions. You best put on your science pants!

Stealing a KJ for the 5and2 set, baby tat's for Jeezo, 4and2 is the new Asian, The Folgers Coffee Company is a bastion of antiquated ideas about gender roles and societal obligations, Chiropractors in Connecticut, Nerd Ladies abound, and a bedazzled situation room for a new year. Hey Humanity, Stop Resting on your Laurels in 2010!

It's a special mini-episode and we explore the spoils of the Lost Final Season Sweepstakes. Note: Contains Minor Spoilers if you have had your head completely in the sand. Brad's Life completely intersects with the Lost and he loses grip with reality. We also explore new means of product placement, possible Polar Bear pairings, and Lost Spin-off sitcoms. It's a full out Island Adventure Bonanza! Go Pinus!

Employ-of-the-month: FAIL. The science behind tiny sensitive hands is explored. Does the number four exist? Ask the 4and2'ers and prepare for an onslaught of idiocy. Surprise! Stress is not new. News Dealers are in your neighborhood and they are dealing news, to your KIDS! Drink Recipes for a new year. Build-a-bear-voodoo-Frankenstein-workshop is out to make a Horcrux from your toddler's soul and there are people out there that want to steal those souls. BEWARE! We bring class with a Ramjack Dramatic Reading of the insanely awkward "Poetry of the Fae" The Situation Room is laden with faeries, thievery, bots, and guests. Be careful with unparliamentarily language, lest you lose your position.

Mail an Octopus for the new year, The Final Martha Stewart promises, an Oraganic Xmas = revolting, Walmart Drive Though, The happiest place doesn't know any better, Gray-haired tweens are disturbing the natural order of everything, Hey Internet bitches, let me have my spring roll in peace, Star Wars Holiday Special presents Wookie Porn and Maude The Next Generation.

Hey you lazy fucking faux-cripple-scooter-bitch-people stop trying to see through your brain bones, because there's a 20 watt fountains in our brain that can't die, thus proving the axiom time minus time equals no time, and that's what we've got for you. NO TIME. This week brings more tips from martha, our plan to protect the Postal Service, Sarah Palin Kettlecorn's the Native Americans, Ellen Page is constantly confounded by technology and the people that understand it better than she ever will, and the Situation room leads to more fams getting turned into dinos.

The Macy's Pride/Christmas/White man oppressing Native Americans Parade, Martha Stewart bitchslap's Sarah Palin, Carly Simon apparently didn't die in 1929, Alex extols the virtues of "cooking" pre-cooked food out of plastic bags, we talk about some wild and wacky commercials from 1989, watch Garfield Thanksgiving and Christmas, Muppet Family Christmas, Jingle All The Way, and Return to Sleepaway Camp (to clear the palate). And the cruel hand of fate falls harshly on Rex and Rita Readasaurus.