Ramjack

Fashion forward, Cyrus Family Secrets, Asexual Lady Ants, Racist Jap Bees, We play Jeezo, Shroud, Albino , the 5and2's raise the dead, Elderly Server Farms Solve the Energy Crisis, Diesel gets stupid, Hoarding chrismas and mad vampire fashions. You best put on your science pants!

Stealing a KJ for the 5and2 set, baby tat's for Jeezo, 4and2 is the new Asian, The Folgers Coffee Company is a bastion of antiquated ideas about gender roles and societal obligations, Chiropractors in Connecticut, Nerd Ladies abound, and a bedazzled situation room for a new year. Hey Humanity, Stop Resting on your Laurels in 2010!

It's a special mini-episode and we explore the spoils of the Lost Final Season Sweepstakes. Note: Contains Minor Spoilers if you have had your head completely in the sand. Brad's Life completely intersects with the Lost and he loses grip with reality. We also explore new means of product placement, possible Polar Bear pairings, and Lost Spin-off sitcoms. It's a full out Island Adventure Bonanza! Go Pinus!

Employ-of-the-month: FAIL. The science behind tiny sensitive hands is explored. Does the number four exist? Ask the 4and2'ers and prepare for an onslaught of idiocy. Surprise! Stress is not new. News Dealers are in your neighborhood and they are dealing news, to your KIDS! Drink Recipes for a new year. Build-a-bear-voodoo-Frankenstein-workshop is out to make a Horcrux from your toddler's soul and there are people out there that want to steal those souls. BEWARE! We bring class with a Ramjack Dramatic Reading of the insanely awkward "Poetry of the Fae" The Situation Room is laden with faeries, thievery, bots, and guests. Be careful with unparliamentarily language, lest you lose your position.

Mail an Octopus for the new year, The Final Martha Stewart promises, an Oraganic Xmas = revolting, Walmart Drive Though, The happiest place doesn't know any better, Gray-haired tweens are disturbing the natural order of everything, Hey Internet bitches, let me have my spring roll in peace, Star Wars Holiday Special presents Wookie Porn and Maude The Next Generation.

Hey you lazy fucking faux-cripple-scooter-bitch-people stop trying to see through your brain bones, because there's a 20 watt fountains in our brain that can't die, thus proving the axiom time minus time equals no time, and that's what we've got for you. NO TIME. This week brings more tips from martha, our plan to protect the Postal Service, Sarah Palin Kettlecorn's the Native Americans, Ellen Page is constantly confounded by technology and the people that understand it better than she ever will, and the Situation room leads to more fams getting turned into dinos.

The Macy's Pride/Christmas/White man oppressing Native Americans Parade, Martha Stewart bitchslap's Sarah Palin, Carly Simon apparently didn't die in 1929, Alex extols the virtues of "cooking" pre-cooked food out of plastic bags, we talk about some wild and wacky commercials from 1989, watch Garfield Thanksgiving and Christmas, Muppet Family Christmas, Jingle All The Way, and Return to Sleepaway Camp (to clear the palate). And the cruel hand of fate falls harshly on Rex and Rita Readasaurus.

Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers,it's a lucky 21 Thanksgiving super spectacular! Martha Stewart News, Alex curls up with his Hagen-daz and bunny slippers to give us a "Gossip Girl" and "90210" update, Brad Discovers "Sell This House" and learns what love is. Thanksgiving fun facts: Suprise! Pilgrims are corn stealing bastards. Plus the Christmas Creep continues his conquest of the calender. Send us drawings of your fears and favorite celebrities.

Blockbuster is banking on magic to save them, sadly magic is out. Peter Cottontail has a cock on his back, a cock for science! A deranged Martha Stewart becomes our Celebrity Project Child of the month. Brad watches Inglorious Bastards and Venture Bros. And Alex watches his lady shows Gossip Girl and 90210. And who's conning who in the 1990 Dana Carvey masterpiece Opportunity Knocks. Beware the Christmas Creep Bitches. The Podcast is free for the listening, try my product PLEASE!

Lion OR Lying. Willie Ames is back in charge and he's going to zap your Roth IRA, An IMDB message board dramatic reading. Shows: Tswift on Snl, Parking Wars and more. Spacial reasoning for dummies, and a tasty haze of vicodin and muscle relaxers gently guide us into the situation room, where nothing will ever be the same. what would you do?

Episode 18 is here and it’s legal! Time to rock the vote. We finish our October Halloween extravaganza, receive a special poem, check in on Taylor Swift, discuss Halloween safety for you, your costumes, and your yard haunt, and who doesn’t love an old fashioned yard haunt? We watch Garfield’s Halloween adventure, run into a Situation Room of Horrors & take a scary “ride on the internet”, , opposed to the cyber-web-net-space. Don’t forget to check your scorecard and your base system. Candy, Candy, Candy!

It’s Spooktacular! Taylor Swift: Globe Trotter, Freemdom Stars: make your own! Spiders want to destroy our economy, Hey Kristen Stewart take a bath and shut the fuck up, Rush Limbaugh shutdown, Old people call phone sex line: Viva Viagra indeed, Oregon Trail becomes reality, a reality Karen Armstrong has no grasp of. We deal with our deep childhood fear of aliens and watch Ernest Scared Stupid now with 175% more trolls than your average Troll Movie.

The pretty pretty princess has landed, and nothing will ever be the same. It's the Ramjack Super Sweet Sixteen, so of course we have Miley and Taylor Swift updates, circumcisions, scaring and AIDS: What you need to know. Watch out for evil Alex from the future because he's out, about, and here to party. Body language experts are one step from being Sylvia Brown, Deal breakers 101. We watch Creepshow and learn more about the great tradition of writers turned old prospectors. Visit an epic Halloween Situation Room and Brad relates the epic stripper roadtrip adventure of 2009. I want my cake!

Episode 15 of our world famous chicken-fried-chicken-podcast-steak-chicken-chicken-cast, We get into the Halloween spirit, present a dramatic reading of Charlie Sheen's Presidential fan-fiction, learn about France's plan to get us using MS Paint, and watch the Rock'n'Roll Nightmare experience featuring THE Jon Mikl Thor. Reba has a painstone in her heart box for our girl T-Swift. And we do some live missed connections. Episode 15, more fun than fucking the devil!

Taylor Swift update, Suprise! TN is a rancid cesspool of racial intolerance and bigotry, you didn't know? Glen Beck = douchebag, Chris Hansen needs to make a trip to France, Hoarders update, Survivor-It's still on air? We wake up in the situation room of the future, and are boggled by the three seashells in 1993's Demolition Man.

5&2 drive-through, Science gives Mice hoverboards, HOARDERS: the lastest and greatest sensation of the Nation, CSI+ Spy Kids + Baby Jeezo = Hangman's Curse featuring a young Leighton Meester, You know, from Gossip Girl? No, not the blonde. The other one. Also Taylor Swift needs our help. We fall down a ventilation shaft into the Situation Room and ask Hayrides, Why?

Despite Technical difficulties we bring you an exciting episode 12. Your iPhone tells you when to go to the bathroom, Clowns and Gorillas unite for crime, look-alike sperm for sale, BJ's for Babies, Peach is the new Pink, Grape is the new Grape, and Bread is the new Trojan. We learn about Toots while Howard the Duck teaches us that Bestiality is ok.

Stay Alert and Check your Score Cards on this very special episode of Ramjack , we slow things down a bit and take it easy. Teenwolf: The Next Generation = van surf or bust. EXTRAORDINARY Chickens! We examine the Campaign shenanigans of '01 in prep for the county clerks race, Alex makes a visit to J-town, Summer Movies 2009, and we hear the outrage of the public in regards to last episodes situation room debacle. Check the website to get your own official Ramjack Safety Score Card-Wow I feel adequately safe already!

It's big 10! double digits = double awesome. The light at the end of the tunnel is just ducktape, Japanese Robot pants, Conneticut Update: 5&2 with a 2x4, The Nutmeg state launches war on furries again, Troll 2 teaches us that titles often mean nothing (hint: don't expect Trolls in this film) and the most inane situation room question ever.

Cows attacks, Germans seek a sneaky glance, Vatican douchebaggery, Super-Ants are here and they wants all ur elektricity Speed Racer is GO! Christina Ricci is HOT! Not to mention a Sprightly Sojourn into the Situation Room.