Ramjack

We give you all the advice in this exciting all-new episode. Lora is rambling into the void via a list of useless tips. We help Christians with their Farewell Talks, Conflicting Revelations, and Silver Soul Cords. Mr. Belvedere is bonkers as per usual as Kevin upgrades his roomate to a woman that can't spell faucet in 5x07 "Roomates".

Alex is still dead, did Jonathon kill him? It's possible. Monsters are afoot. We finally get back to helping our true passion helping Mormons.Perfect Strangers fights for the right of middle class white people to eat bland food and eschew all things different in 2x14 "Trouble in Paradise". And Lora is a terrible mother with questionable time management skills.

Brad runs through the latest slew of movies he's watched while avoiding the sun and not catfishing. Jonathon is reveals a treasure trove of Lora Wimsatt secrets. Despite LDS.net forums being down we still have Christians that need us to solve their problems in 'Giving Advice: THE GAME' Mr. Belvedere 5x6 ("Duel") introduces us to Mr. Belvedere's cousin Galen who has come to murder him in cold blood. Also Marsha quit her waitress job to be a mushroom.

Brad reports in on another handful of horror films including some dirtwater herda hada methmouths terror. Alex has all the animal facts. We help a lot dummy Christians with their relationship problems in 'Giving Advice: THE GAME' Mr. Belvedere 5x5 ("Marsha's Secret") confirms everything we assumed and proves Marsha to be the worst human ever.

Thanks in advance for your 5 star reviews for this ep! Brad has encountered some monsters at Costco and is calling out 'cool parents'. We help out a lot of people in the latest installment of Giving Advice: THE GAME. Perfect Strangers has lots of questionable fashions and hard times for The Twinkacetti in 2x13 ("Since I Lost My Baby").

There are terrifying animal facts aplenty. We give some solid Ramjack advice to some "wishy-washy" Mormons and some crazy lame-o gamers. Mr. Belvedere 5x04 Pigskin features some fashion panic attacks and a return to Kevin's nightmares of football failure for his brother.

Monsters are afoot and we bring you all our local scary sightings. We learn about dirtwater and the lameness of Sikeston Missouri. We discuss the lamest ep of Perfect Strangers 2x12 ("Dog Gone Blues") Jonathon calls in to update us on the youthful summers of a small town columnist with zero ambitions or goals.

Jonathon gives us the update from his cinnamon bunker and introduces us to some of his newest closest friends. We teach Dear Abby a thing or two about growing up and shutting up in Giving Advice: THE GAME. Mr. Belvedere continues it's kooky fifth season , we discuss 5x3 'Braces'

Get your flashlights out we've got monster stories and more difficult queries in Giving Advice: THE GAME. Some assholes are trying to send religious texts to the moon and the army is trying to shame it's fat murderers. It's Yule time on Perfect Strangers , we discuss 2x11 'A Christmas Story' We conquer a mountain of voicemails and Alex offers to hand deliver a poster for anyone willing to put up a Ramjack billboard.

Be careful there's somebody or something behind you to the left, right now. Is it an adult pretending to be a chump child? A Japanese pharmaceutical company that wants to steal your dreams? Or a creeper singing about 'The Five Second Rule'? We play a quick round of 'Giving Advice:THE GAME' and Perfect Strangers gets really rape-y , we say goodbye to Susan forever in 2x10 "The Rent Strike"

Jon tries to sell Brad on the upcoming NBC lineup. Our favorite small-town scribe is in a relationship with the son of Somnus. We break-out an all Mormon Edition of 'Giving Advice: THE GAME' and Mr. Belvedere 5x02 Hooky is completely 100% bonkers.

Alex runs down the animals that want to kill us, Emo Teen Jeezo is getting ready for his CW premiere, Brad preps for another classic from 5&2, We play a game of Giving Advice:THE GAME from the dilapidated pit of Yahoo!Answers, Mr. Belvedere 5x01 'Fat Cats' is pure insanity , George and Belvedere go to a wacky fat camp and the rest of the family murders a cat.

We learn more about the gaping holes in the education of our favorite small-town newspaper columnist. Brad proposes a new policy towards viewing and discussing our State Sponsored Murderers (spoilers: It does not involve supporting the troops). We play a rousing round of "Giving Advice: THE GAME!" and Lora confronts sheer terror in the name of enjoying a quiet breakfast.

Alex has an actual celebrity sighting (for real this time) Brad's life is under siege from dual monster attacks. Perfect Strangers snatches a child in 2x09 "Two Men and a Cradle." Jonathon calls in with a report on Hulu and bats.

Brad and Jonathon have seen Darren Aronofsky's "Noah" The feel-good Manson Family film of the year! We discuss all of the rock monsters, magic rocks, and denim, and armadillo-lambs in detail. It's finally time to discuss a very special and truly unsettling episode of Mr. Belvedere "The Counselor". We get feedback from the creator of Dungeons and Dragons Yoga and treat it with all the respect it deserves.

Lora is talking about Sparrows which allows Jonathon to espouse his crazy pseudo-scientific bird theories. Prepare for terror , we go through our monster brackets to crown the winner of our first annual April Anarchy. Are you considering leaving your house this summer? If so our summer movie preview might be of use. (Warning there's an over saturation of conservative asshole and cross-bearer Kelsey Grammer)

It's our first official Alf-yo Episode in which we step away from our standard faire and test the waters on some other panic inducing shows from the '80's. This week we take a look at the befuddling ALF Season 1x14 A Little Bit of Soap and the pilot episode of Small Wonder a sci-fi sitcom about a highly skilled child predator and his broken family.

Brad visits the monster rally that is Megacon and endures a shadowcast. Alex updates us on Ireland's favorite singer and how to judge if your relationship will last. Perfect Strangers takes on 1930's style mob schemes in 'Can I Get a Witness?'

We declare war on Daylight Savings Time. Alex reports in on second-hand crow bartering and Dungeons and Dragons Yoga. Michio Kaku is a spouting lots of nonsense in his usual grandiose and overly condescending manner. Wesley befriends a local serial killer in his attempt to be more mature on the Mr. Belvedere episode 'Graduation'.

Lent: It's back and it's idiotic. China is being invaded South Korean soap operas. Jonathon reveals the shocking secret of how Lora Wimsatt spends her free time. Flash fiction is garbage. In the Perfect Strangers episode 'Falling in Love is...' hair and fashion go out of control in a battle for worst dressed.