Ramjack

Brad uncovers a terrifying world of young cons. We step into our time-tunnel to discuss the golden shining glory days of 1970 vs the Obamapocalyptic Hellscape we now live in. Alex finds a reason to buy a Monopoly game, and Mr. Belvedere brings back our favorite devil worshiping cult to track down a local sex-offender in 5x14 “Stakeout”

Local Hero Bravely Blows Brains Out At Fast Food Hamburger Spot... More at Eleven. The ghost of the Katy Perry tries to steal Brad's Intellectual Property. We get a Boat update from national hero in international waters Jon Pernisek. Alex stumbles onto what might turn out to be a truly shocking cell phone conspiracy. Hada herda Mormons are helped. Some terrifying (and racist) fashions happen on Perfect Strangers 2x21 Hello Elaine.

Alex has a list of seemingly benign activities that dudes (AKA “The Worst”) are somehow able to sexualize and then rate. We look at a super shifty study that stretches the definition of “kid” to a useless degree. Brad has a new website and plays available at http://www.chaosatom.com and he also learns the valuable lesson about email. We again are faced with Marsha being an unrepentant monster in Mr. Belvedere 5x13 "Anchor's Away".

In this episode Alex breaks some very exciting and truly not-boring news regarding a robot that draws in the sand. Brad attempts to defend a bizarre 80's snuggie dress. We salute a True-Blue American Hero in International Waters as he fights for our freedom to share our love of Andy Rooney-like myopic unaware rambling with the world. Perfect Strangers opens up their checkbook to hire some extras for 2x20 "Get a Job".

News you can use: nature can make you lose your appetite and apes are not vampires. Advice is given to some lame-o nerds. We get a high seas report from Jon Pernisek about boat bullies and scary scooterbitches. And a new character enters the cast of Mr. Belvedere and our hearts.

It's a new ep for a new year! Brad has seen "The Babadook" and Alex is on the lookout for Werewolves and new animal-themed cafes. We tell a lot of people to grow up and shut up and learn some shocking facts about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The Perfect Strangers two-part "Snow Way to Treat a Lady" exposes us to questionable tunneling techniques and even more questionable sweaters.

2015 Creep in on the scene! In this world shattering episode we endeavour to employ scooterbitches as insects to clear leaves from train tracks, learn what to drink coffee out of, and learn names. Alex reports in on some films that were mostly fun rides. We help some Mormons as well as visit a new forum that completely changes the game. Brad reads a truly disturbing missive from everyone's favorite(?) small-town columnist.

Happy Holidayz! Brad takes a bold stance AGAINST nazis and describes the adventures and fashions of the 2014 Eukanuba Dog Show. Alex brings us the perfect gift for the craven T-shirt wearing asshole in your life. Mormons at our favorite website are given proper advice. We discuss the bizarre ABC Family Film "The 12 Dates of Christmas" starring Amy Smart and Mark-Paul Gosselaar.

We take a look at some things posted in the facebook group by our elite colleagues (not from a gallery of legumes) and dispense the valuable advice: Grow up and shut up; Bounds of reason; and Respect isn't free. Alex is challenged to a game of "Hometown news outlet or Smells like a Halibut". Brad finds himself on another time-travel bus. In Mr. Belvevere 5x11 "New Years" the incest is back and Perfect Strangers 2x17 "Ten Speed and a Soft Touch" devotes a quarter of the episode to a game of tag.

We discuss Thanksgiving/Black Friday Shenanigans. Brad meets a completely real magical secret monk. Alex watches a hacker hack in realtime. We play a holiday themed HumGayGhost and help some Mormons with their insane Mormon problems. The ABC Family film "Holidaze" shows us the value of small-town garbage America.

Alex has overdosed on cinnamon whilst (trying) to lift an LCD television and Brad has sat through the entirety of the 2014 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. Despite these tragedies we are still able to pursue our greatest passion: helping Mormons. Mr. Belvedere 5x10 "Homeless" quickly devolves into "Hider in the House" Perfect Strangers 2x16 "Tux For Two" reveals what an awful photographer Larry is.

In this action packed episode Jon Pernisek joins Brad to discuss the great American Frosting Tragedy, Christopher Nolan's fun ride "Interstellar", and gross Catholic Weddings. We delve into the archives as Lora complains about donuts and the value of her garbage. We help some very confused Mormons and Mr. Belvedere 5x09 "Black Widow".

Alex has some terrible new products just in time for the Holiday season. We learn about a guy that's going to hang out inside a snake who is probably David Blaine doing a magic trick. Mrs. Web and LDS.net give us solid panic inducing fodder for Giving Advice: THE GAME. Brad battles Chatty-Cathy Checkout ladies, insects, and sketchy cops.

It's time for spooks and spectres and a shocking new episode of Ramjack! Alex gives us a list of fears... we make a better list. Brad takes us to Muscovy to discuss the antics of Peter the Great. A Halloween themed HumGayGhost is filled with terror. We discuss the Halloween episodes of the dismal and morally questionable "Major Dad" and the super rad "Punky Brewster".

First thing first, this is the greatest 200th episode ever. First thing first, we break out all the classics: Science Pants, HumGayGhost, The Situation Room, Giving Advice: THE Game, and read a letter from our pal Hordak. But first thing first, we unravel a very real and not at all fictional undertaking by the very real terrorist group that is known as Khorasan.

Jon Pernisek joins us to continue our discussion of "Hider in the House". Brad gives a stack of weighty book reviews. Everyone's favorite mentally unstable small town columnist replaces a disgusting couch in a disgusting manor. We finally arrive on the long awaited Mr. Belvedere 5x08 The Curse.

Alex gets you ready for the holidays with some new products and a not-so-great redefinition of the word "prank". We play America's most beloved game "Giving Advice: THE GAME". Brad reports on some truly important films: The Lifetime Original Movies "The Brittany Murphy Story", "The Unauthorized Saved By The Bell Story", and the terrifying Gary Busey classic "Hider in the House"

Oh crap,,, What day is it? No no no no no. It was Thursday? Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck. We forgot. Damn it. Just plum forgot about it.

It's an all new episode chock full of advice. Are you in the market for a house, a fence, or perhaps a spouse in the right tax bracket according to "God's Economy"? We've got you covered. In 2x15 "Beautiful Dreamer" Balki has nightmares... and that's pretty much it.

Alex has a stack of mediocre secrets. Brad has been thwarted by the antics of a shifty optometrist. We give advice to people that are getting jumped into FRG's, dealing with racists, lesbian twins, and dudes who are the worst.