Ramjack

Alex is back from his time at the Island of Privileged and nothing will ever be the same! We spend some serious time in The Situation Room with uncomfortable questions and our digital dreams. Hoarders are hoarding hoarders in their hoard and finally (almost) justifying their insanity.

In absence of our regular novelty food obsessed host, Jon Pernisek is here to pick up the reigns and introduce us to Cap'n Crunch's latest monstrosity. Brad has seen Terminator Genisys and has no idea what people are complaining about. We give some advice: THE GAME to some really lame-os. Mr. Belvedere almost dies and we have a proper resolution to the Porsche Story. Also if anyone would like anything edited out of this podcast for fear of it theoretically offending someone else, go fuck yourself. Bazinga!

It's time for a fresh hot episode of Ramjack! Breaking News: Barbie has a vlog, Jar Jar Binks is a troll and Alex gets fleeced by a scooterbitch. We put some uppity astronauts in their place, learn how the chipmunk got his stripes, and help Mormons with their BDSM problems.

It's a super special episode detailing Brad and Dan's epic trip to Jackson TN. A tale of terror, trash, tomfoolery, and tricky tricky characters. Also get some great medical/life advice from a lunatic!

Brad prepares for his excursion to Jackson TN. Alex is a criminal. Etsy defies Libertarian values by thwarting dragon souls. We spend an inordinate amount of time trying to find out if decent looking shoes still exist. Mr. Belvedere is back to incest and sexual harassment in Mr. Belvedere 5x21 “Ghostwriter” --which does not feature kids solving mysteries with words or spirits of vengeance.

Join us as we celebrate the 6th anniversary of the podcast with shocking scandals, long simmering feuds, mental illness and a trip to hoarder-town. We continue our Summer of Alf-yo as we watch the all too-timely Dragnet episodes 2x02 "The Shooting Board" and 2x08 "The Big High"

Alex has 5 'Why's' and a lot of corporate tales. Brad attempts to take a stand against free stuff. We discuss the "Live"?? return of "Hoarders" and Mr. Belvedere 5x20 "The Escort" teaches us yet again that Marsha is a terrible mother that would rather have her son fuck strangers than be inconvenienced.

By Hammurabi's code, I can not swear strongly enough that this is a great episode you will love. After spending a little while trying to use Facebook like a couple of geriatric assholes, we learn about crying and lying. Apparently everyone on the planet forgot the last 14 years and somehow allowed Judith Fucking Miller to comment on Seymour Hersch's bin Laden article. We discuss 227 1x21 "Pick Six”.

In this episode we learn about the horrors going on in casinos and in the minds of casino patrons. The Situation Room takes us into a completely unlikely parallel universe in which we never became Vacation Heroes. In Mr. Belvedere 5x19 "The Book" The mystery of Marsha's Porsche plus her shady connections to Al Qaeda are finally revealed. Also we discuss Ghost Writer/Ghost Rider and his contributions to the Marvel Cinematic Universe through solving mysteries with word puzzles and motor cycle stunts.

Alex brings us a baffling reading comprehension test involving pineapple shenanigans. Jonathon takes us to the situation room to become Vacation Heroes. The seeds have been sown: Monsters will be placed in brackets and eliminated as we crown the champion of April Anarchy 2015! Also we watch Campin' Buddies a 56 minute venture that really stretches the term movie to it's breaking point.

Stop groovin' to "Krakow Ghetto - Winter '41" and listen to this exciting episode of Ramjack! We discuss Alex's favorite show "Undercover Boss" and the Sci-Ti documentary "Going Clear: Scientology and the Prison of Belief" Brad has a monster sighting as we move towards April Anarchy. Alex brings some musical science facts. We give some advice to Mormons and nerdlingers looking for love. Perfect Strangers 3x04 "Taking Stock" teaches us a valuable lesson in Corportate Ethics and Reganomic Pipe Dreams.

Are you a winner? We try to figure out how we can harness the power of bigotry to make money like a conservative. Alex reports dramz from his momz. Brad battles scooterbitches, patriots, mafioso, and the elements in an effort to purchase shoes. Also we finish our March Madness coverage.

American Hero Jon Pernisek returns from his service on the high seas to join us for an exciting new episode. Lora advocates for children to play with gray formless toys that cannot be interpreted as anything recognizable. Adrian visits to discuss March Madness. Mr. Belvedere 5x18 "Really Full House" brings back everyone's least favorite character Lame Wendy and her equally lame husband.

Brad encounters a monster spitting blackness at entire families. Alex has discovered public transportation for douchebags. We are back to March Madness, and yet again, Brad proves that he does indeed know all of the sports facts about the big game. Alex shakes it up with TV show and snack brackets. On Perfect Strangers 3x03 - “Sexual Harrassment In Chicago” Balki fights of the Imperial advances of Saved by The Bell's Grand Moff Tarkin.

It's March Madness and we are here to explain all the sports facts about which of these creeps is going to sneak into a sweet sixteen party. Arctic Explorers are gross fucks that need to be stopped. Mr. Belvedere 5x17 “The Debate” is an amazing battle of X-men as Heather Pryde Mertz battles Savvy Magik Angela for the attention of some George McFly Conservative loser. Fashions have never been more insane.

Some shockingly not-dead white trash yokel Mario Bros. have made an amazingly terrible looking film that Brad cannot wait to see. Alex is keeping an eye on mouse dreams and terribly written Science articles. Andrew Keegan is an insanely dumb cult leader. We play an exciting game to test our reading comprehension skills. Perfect Strangers rehashes a previous episode as Larry struggles to lose seven pounds in seven days on 3x02 "Weigh to go Buddy"

After Five years of laugh detecting research we are sure there are no Matlock ghosts acting as a muse to the author of Chipotle packaging. We read some creepy dead pet fanfic. Alex finds a ride that is not fun. And Mr. Belvedere somehow finds new levels of insanity in 5x16 “Mutiny”

There's an update on Central Florida's favorite racist mayoral candidate. Olds are the WORST. We play some classic Ramjack games by giving some solid advice and pitching some really amazing films featuring our favorite "Step-Up" star. Perfect Strangers kicks off Season 3 with new characters and new locales in 3x01 "All The News That Fits".

Alex listens to Kermit for long enough to put down the bottle and discuss jump ropes and tricky crows. Brad reports in from a bizarrely fascinating mayoral race between a competent human and a raving lunatic and the Everything is Terrible Show. Mr. Belvedere celebrates his birthday and Wesley run for class President in Mr. Belvedere 5x15 "Election"

I hope you've been squirreling away your electronic tickets for this ep of Ramjack! We read the ramblings of a psychotic wahm, We discover the most illegal book on the internet and prepare to start a book club. In other breaking news: Lora is a Bohemian. Brad has begun watching the prisoner, which is brilliant, and Alex goes out of his way to convince himself that Jupiter Ascending is a fun ride. We finish the second season of Perfect Strangers with 2x22 "Up on a Roof"