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Open your minds and ears this all-new, all-different, all-unsimilar-to-things-that-it-is-not-similar-to episode of the podcast. We discuss some questionable new tech from CES and some popular new literature in “How Does It End?” Mr. Belvedere 6x04 “Big” has all of the fashions. All of them.

Breaking News: White people are super angry right now. Alex has news of realife capuchin capers. Brad has watched “The Nightmare” and a grip of “Hoarders” episodes. We have another round of Book Report Battles and learn all about Witch Cakes.

Hello friends, we're back in action and vow for the next year to be: Trustworthy, Sexy, Sincere, Annoying, and Believable. Jon Pernisek joins us to discuss corporate mascots and officiate our first Book Battle. We discuss what was supposedly one of the best podcasts of 2015 OR a terribly framed puff piece about murdering rhinos for sadistic fun.

Happy Holidayzzzz despite the nightmarish heat wave we are all suffering. Alex is looking to name a new generation. Brad reads a questionable college essay. There's a list of the best podcasts of 2015 and we seem to have been overlooked. We discuss the incredibly convoluted Murder She Wrote 9x09 “A Christmas Secret” which features the return of a dear friend of the podcast.

Happy Episode 250! Alex has a serious case of Adele Derangement Syndrome that he refuses to justify. Brad reads useless quotes. Some Japanese People are trying to change the lyrics to the Super Mario Theme song. We crown 2015's "Worlds Greatest Human" and get a letter from our dear pal Hordak.

Happy Holidayzzzzz this is our supersized Post-Thanksgiving Special. The Wonderful Bailiff: Jon Pernisek joins us to discuss Holidays and lackluster parades, play a round of “How Does it End', and clear a lengthy docket of important cases. We discuss He-Man and She-Ra: A Christmas Special as well as some truly amazing and often snifferific commercials.

Brad moves another rotation closer to his death and learns about Bernie Sanders' exciting plans for improving the sleep of the nation. Alex brings news of psychics and grandstanding assholes. We play “Giving Advice: THE GAME” and “How Does It End?”

Alex gets more shocking news from his favorite candidate. Brad is ready to take down a bus driver OR Jughead Jones. We play a rousing round of everyone's favorite judicial game, “Hear ye. Hear ye!” Mr. Belvedere 6x03 "Truckin'" is 100% bananas on all fronts.

We have an intervention for Alex and his favorite lying presidential candidate. Brad issues some camping advice that might or might not include suicide. We learn about rumblr which is nonsense and not allowed for adults. Also Claire sneaks onto the podcast to help Brad solve some Disney Mysteries.

In this all-new, all shocking, all free episode we stumble on the greatest Disney mystery/scandal of all time. Alex dusts off his old timey newspaper, Brad is practically spineless, and we all welcome back our favorite sass talking English housekeeper in Mr. Belvedere 6x02 "Brain Busters"

Happy Holidayzzz! Jon Pernisek joins us as we discuss Halloween shenanigans, give some useful shadow people advice, and check in on the post-apocalyptic holidays in Owensboro KY. In Murder, She Wrote 10x3 “The Legacy of Borbey House" the future murderers/murder victims of Cabot Cove turn a blind eye to grave robbing because they are to consumed with all their individual renovation projects. Also there's a vampire.

Happy Holidayz! This episode is dedicated to new listeners! Join us as w discuss some Halloween Horror Nights Heroes, Tarter Sauce Joe's, and discuss Murder, She Wrote 8x12 “The Witch's Curse" where Dr. Hazlitt's play is almost ruined by murders – as is likely often the case in Cabot Cove

Happy Holidayz! We're ready to celebrate Halloween the way it should be: With Medical Dramz, Celebrities with a tenuous connection to reality, and an old lady that solves mysteries. Brad and Jon discuss Murder, She Wrote 5x12 “Fire Burn, Cauldron Bubble” wherein Roddy McDowall, Brad Dourif, and Bill Maher stop by Cabot Cove to deal with witch Shenanigans.

We're back in action and we have life-changing promises to share, advice for confused Mormons, and new ideas for large corporations from our artistic think tank. Brad encounters amusement park monsters and Alex suggests a very questionable business model for "Artisinal Haunted Houses"

Brad delivers some important promises. Alex is a real weirdo. The people of reddit have some weird hobbies. We embark on the final season of Mr. Belvedere with 6x01”The Field” in which George's ego is massaged by Robert Goulet and a grip of seemingly famous baseball players as they challenge children to a game.

Brad and Jon Pernisek are here to remember and to discuss the current status of America, Freedom, Liberty, Eagles, Guns, etc.

We're coming on! Brad has developed some strange addictions. Alex has had at least 238 strokes. Hipsters are giving robots panic attacks. We check in on fashion/language shenanigans in China. Giving Advice: THE GAME takes on some letters to the editor of an actual non-defunct newspaper. We review the opening credits to a slew of failed television shows from the late 70's and are morally outraged by our findings therein.

Alex takes a break from campaigning for Ben Carson to discuss some baseball monsters. Brad has uncovered the underground reenactment movement. There's a really lame themed cruise coming up and an even lamer class you can take in Chicago. Mr Belvedere 5x24 "The Attic" is a less than stellar clip show where the winners and losers might or might not even be in the episode

Brad has a list of lunch grievances. Alex has a list of hot slots and a shaky definition of the word 'close'. We give some advice to some people with serious spook/volleyball problems and spoil some books that we have never read. Grab some fruit stripe gum and listen.

Make yourself a cozy circle of salt and brick dust it's time for an all-new all-exciting episode of the podcast. There's plenty to be irate about as we discuss Jeezos, Hillary Clinton, Ben Carson, Michio Kaku, and Colonel Sanders. In Giving Advice: THE GAME, we help some people with their shadow people and demon problems. Mr. Belvedere 5x23 “The Dinner” has Marsha trying to kill everyone and Kevin becoming a stripper