Ramjack

We finish off our xmas in July with Holiday Traditions/Subcultures around the Globe, more impenetrable bing translations and. We learn about a pint-sized would-be-terrorist thwarted by Hero-Bot 5000. Brad has somehow watched a grip of movies and we play a round of “How Does it End” wherein dance cards, cheese making, and failed advertising goals take center stage.

Happy Holidayzzz. Jon Pernisek joins us for further xmas in July shenanigans including a winter monster bracket and a bing translator song challenge. We chomp into everyone’s favorite half-assed yule classic “Christmas Comes To Pac-Land”

Grab your sweater and cocoa it’s more fresh xmas in July. Brad is thwarted by some monster theifs. Alex is barraged by Chatty-Cathy. We crack open the bing translator for some holiday nonsense and venture to Riverdale Dungeons where Jughead has a +3 against floorwalkers in the confounding Archie Radio Episode"Christmas Shopping” from 12-13-1947.

In this Pre-xmas in July podcast we cover a horrific tale of mystery tooth that was possibly stolen by tricky racoons and learn about a new moon that we may have to destroy to fulfill Trumpian prophecy. Alex gives us an update on Bunco and we check in with our old friend Mr. Belvedere for 6x11 "Happy Guys Christmas"

As we survive the dark solstice it’s time to officially celebrate xmas in July. Alex violates the law with a shocking lack of alarm. We play everyone’s favorite holiday games with the bing translator and the Situation-How-Does-It-End-Room. We dip back into old time radio to discuss Dragnet from 12/22/49 ".22 Rifle for Christmas” and we read a questionable article about Tom Selleck.

Alex has moved into a cursed house previously inhabited by spooky scary monsters. Brad is battling Scooterbitches left and right. We play How does it End: Dating Edition and try to help a Mormon busybody.

Brad has has witnessed a questionable human experience involving deodorant. Alex is living in an old timey internet void. We find out which Archie characters we are and try to find out if American Hero Richard Simmons is being held hostage.

Salt the earth burn the forest it's time for a new episode of Ramjack. Brad's phone is with Jesus now and he's left alone to battle amphibians. Alex might or might not be under investigation in regards to the Cincinnati Gorilla situation. We discuss the completely insane 1940s Archie radio show episodes "Poison Candy" and "Hep Talk"

It’s time to lock yourself into a panic room 20 doors deep and listen to your favorite podcast. Google’s attempts to write continue to be mediocre. Dove promises have a plan to ruin your life. We give advice to Mormons and spooked children.

After many many terrible trials and travails with technology we are back to crack open our monster brackets for April Anarchy. Who will be crowned the scourge of 2016? What terrifying beasts lurk in the wild of our everyday life? Beware. Take Care. Beware.

Grab your favorite disease laden snack and listen to this new episode. Alex has some terrible new foodstuffs. Brad relates the latest shocking developments in his crusade against Orlando's Lynx Bus system. We play a rousing game of "How Does it End" and discuss Mr. Belvedere 6x09 "Used Cars" in which Honest Kevin Owens remains a creep and we all feel old by trying to figure out what kids do with money.

We close out March Madness with some Sports Facts Talk and a scandalous sandwich bracket wherein Alex is caught in a Hillary-esque cheese-steak lie. Also we help people with their supernatural hiders in the house and discuss the 2010 Errol Morris documentary “Tabloid” about a kidnapped Mormon that Brad might have worked with.

Brad has seen "10 Cloverfield Lane" and "Batman hits Superman". Alex is really interested in computers and their writing skills. Dan joins us to give us all of the Legends facts as we discuss Legends of the Hidden Temple 1x24 "The Lost Arm of Shiva" We also discuss an amazing theatrical opportunity in Orlando for people that love quality entertainment at a value price.

Break out your brackets it's time for March Madness. Who's going to win Jelly Donuts or Tar Heels? We've got answers. Kidz Bop is a confusing and nonsensical nightmarescape of non sequitur. In Mr. Belvedere 6x08 “Fixed” is a straight-up puppy-a-palooza. Also Hillary Clinton continues to be the worst.

In this reasonably sized episode recorded live in Ramjack Studio: Desilu we discuss the most hate-filled places (including and excluding bus stops). Alex is excited about Magneto Mice. Brad finally pushed through "The Devil's Chessboard: Allen Dulles, the CIA, and the Rise of America's Secret Government" by David Talbot and the greatest achievement in television "The People vs O.J. Simpson"

Prepare to lay up and hold up for an action packed episode: Brad has troubling mysteries, Jon Pernisek has a quiz, and Alex is on the lookout for possible would-be/definitely-is-not subcultures as per usual. Mr. Belvedere 6x07 “Homecoming” is upsetting to say the least.

In this reasonably sized episode of Ramjack: Brad lists grievances with the American medical system. Alex is grilled with hard-hitting political questions. In 'Giving Advice: THE GAME' we deal with blatant incest, Mormon fears of the dark, and nerd fears of reality.

Professional Rude Dude, Jon Pernisek, joins Alex and Brad for an exciting new ep of Ramjack. This week we are dealing with serious ethical issues in Giving Advice: THE GAME and also explaining cookware to bewildered Mormons. There are a grip of new toys that are mostly garbage and some very questionable virtual reality products.

Listen to this hot new episode of game-changing entertainment. There are some super questionable new subcultures in the mix and monsters are everywhere. Join us for a Book Report Battle with The World's Greatest Human of 2015. We kick off a new contest with a guaranteed prize! Mr. Belvedere 6x06 "Paper Mill" is a very very special episode with the most amazing montage ever.

Welcome friends and associates, this episode is chock full of tomfoolery and exciting action features. Brad is meeting monsters left and right and Alex teaches us about the hottest trends on facebook according to a very questionable quiz. We attempt to help Applebee's get their shit together and take part in the most powerful book battle in the universe (from the largest book in the universe).