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Cat cafes are gross, thanks a lot Japan. Ambush weddings are a thing. Scientist are giving flies boners with laser light shows. Alex tries to half-heartedly defend Best Original Screenplay/Fun Ride 'Her'. We Discuss the Mr. Belvedere Episode 'The Apartment.'

Do you wish you were here in Orlando for Claire's visit? NOW YOU CAN BE! Join Brad, Tammy, Dan, and Claire , we go monster hunting at various locales. How many Scooter Bitches will we spot? What is the greatest Disney attraction? What's the most infuriating way to make a couple of bucks? Answers will be revealed!

It's a super special episode with Claire Laffar! Drones are chasing poachers, the Japanese are reading nipple fortunes, and extreme cheapskates are generating panic attacks all over the place. , the world falls deeper into chaos one chimney sweep will rise to restore justice. Larry attempts to buy the love of his latest dream girl only to be thwarted by Myposian Medicines in the Perfect Strangers episode 'Ladies and Germs'

Jonathon is calling people out and putting them on notice. Alex has followed the clues to discover the most hilarious number of Japanese hamburgers. Everyone's favorite barely-lucid-small-town wordsmith stumbles through a hazy fog of life. We enshrine another episode of Mr. Belvedere into the pantheon of panic.

Brad visit's the Scooter-Bitch capital of the world AKA Disney World and witnesses some tragedies, Alex puts Texas on watch and bring news of from Google auto-complete. Hordak sends us his latest dispatch from the Despondos Messenger Inquisitor. We realize Larry is a lot more disturbed than we thought in the Perfect Strangers episode 'Babes in Babylon'.

It's time for an exciting evening of games , Alex, Brad, Jon, and sometimes Adrian settle in for some fun fun fun. We learn all about Adrian's 'No. But...' school of improv. Jonathon is haunted by his past, Alex asks us to play the game of “Advice Giving” We play “Skymall Scramble” and then a completely unrelated brand new game called “Dog Show Scramble” And then have a dramatic Lora Wimsatt Trivia showdown.

Alex has more terrible novelty food news from Japan and Brad is surrounded by growing numbers of imaginary dogs. Dino-Porn is out and Bigfoot Erotica is in. On Mr. Belvedere we are back to weird sexism and jeezo nonsense in the episode "Heather's Monk"

Alex tests a terrible idea. Brad deals with more psychopaths at the movie theater. Olds are playing Jessica Fletcher and Assholes are believing in Angels left and right for some reason. Larry and Balki save some lives on "Perfect Strangers"

Jon Pernisek joins Brad in this super-exciting episode. We discuss the psychotic reactions to "The Sound of Music: LIVE!" some equally psychotic reactions to the Movie Nebraska, and the completely psychotic goings-on of the Eukanuba Dog Show/racist cosplay party. And then there's Lora Wimsatt. Kevin (unlike Alex) finds himself working in sorority on Mr. Belvedere and we get some extra special holiday greetings!

There's a terrifying new trend going on with potatoes and it has to be stopped much like St. Nick's Day. We find out which states have the most arbitrary language restrictions and which have the least. Alex makes a hearty attempt to join the Kappa Delta Sorority. Unfortunately his comprehension of the English Language is too strong. Perfect Strangers is full of sports-facts , Larry and Balki score all the homerunners in “The Unnatural”

It's a Thanksgiving spectacular featuring the annual Ramjack Carol Sing! We discuss the robot take-over of the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade, venture out into Black Friday tomfoolery, have a very Liam-Neeson Holiday, and watch an amazing two-part Mr. Belvedere that validates all of our suspicions.

Brad, Alex, and Jon present the most niche thing in the history of niche things: An audio commentary for the David Lynch creation “Inland Empire” you can watch along with us, take part in the liver destroying drinking game, or listen to our torment separately. Also we get a visit from everyone's favorite hairdresser of indeterminate extraction Adrian! Or maybe it's just a fever dream hallucination brought on by this collection of filmed scenes.

We've got a brand new plan to judge humans and keep fake cops from snatching donuts. Brad gives some sports predictions. Alex has pageant fever and we are having panic attacks aplenty thanks to Miss Psychological Warfare. We get back to Perfect Strangers , Larry and Balki hit the gym and find love in “Hunks Like Us”

Brad, Alex, and Jon discuss the latest mad scrawlings of our favorite small town columnist and we help Heather celebrate a very creepy sweet sixteen thanks to her creepo father on Mr. Belvedere. If you didn't think the accent and dialect work in the first part was offensive enough, we're sure you'll love 'Adrian' and his eclectic, generic, non-descript(but undoubtedly offensive) portrayal

We've got all the weather facts from The Queen City, The Windy City, and The City Beautiful ready to fill you hearts with joy in this power packed episode that ran so long it had to be cut in half. The Devil has finally unveiled his master plan of thwarting 1 out of 900 teenage runners in Kentucky. Super-Sketch computer programers have caught a ton of international preds resulting in a game with even sketchier dialect work, a fraternity goes nuts, and demon flies and black matter attack a rising pop-star.

Brad recounts his travelog of horrors , well , the sheer terror of the panic inducing “Bill and Ted's Excellent Halloween Adventure” Alex reports in from the east wing with tales of his grandparents We finally talk about the Eagles and those filthy degenerate rabble-rousing Rattlers.

It's an action packed super ep! we've got monsters, musicals, Schemes and scams, sex strikes for roads, babies being nonpeaceful foreign invaders, and tips for avoiding demons and hiding witches. In a farewell to the Halloween Season we discuss both the first and emotional final episode of Baywatch Nights glorious second season.

Grab your chili-laden pasta and oat-infused sausage: it's a locals only podcast! Jon 'Joe Friday' Sterling and an imaginary bat join us to talk about the worst restaurant ever imagined, crazy monsters, citizens arrests, and CosmoGirl Quizzes. On Baywatch Nights Doctor David Hasselhoff and Junior Amateur Scientist Angie Harmon sacrifice themselves to themselves and become the new Jesus.

The Spooktacular month of October rages on , Robin, Tammy, and Claire join Alex and Brad for a power packed episode. We get the update on the dino porn that is rocking the nation, uncover the terrible secrets behind panic inducing 'smell parties', search for freedom in a Hasselhoff quiz, and discuss Teague's secret crush files on Baywatch Nights. The Truth is Out There.

Whilst Alex is away investigating spooky occurrences, Jonathon Pernisek is here to regale us with new monster tales , we check in with Lora Wimsatt. We kick off our General Mills Monster Cereal audition process. And it's back to basics , Baywatch Nights breaks out the lead pipes and familiar warehouses in a battle against a werewolf, I mean a manitou, I mean a zargatha.