Movies On Tap

Bojack Horseman finished their animated introspection on fame and alcoholism this year. So of course, we figured we would give a show about sobriety a drunken review. Listen, sometimes our show model doesn't match well with the subject, we are doing our best here. Anyway, this week we discuss our personal "rock bottoms" before digging into the acclaimed final season of Bojack Horseman.   

Act I: Movies on Tap Dos and Don'ts- A Guide to Valentine's Day Act II: You've Got Male (Perspective) Act III: Shot Ratings and Drinking Rules: R - 1 Shots and Take a long drink every time you hear, "You've Got Mail." K - 1 Shots and Drink every time someone gets an instant message N - 1 Shots and Drink for every time someone says, "F-O-X." Drink of the Week: Mezcal Negroni Mezcal Campari Sweet vermouth   Sweetheart Daquari Dark Rum Ginger Infused Light Rum Tsp Marachino Cherry Syrup 2 Maraschino Cherries Pineapple Juice Lime Juice For either drink: Pour ingredients in a shaker and shake. Strain over ice, please. 

Kaitlyn, Nick, and Rob pony up for their Oscar bets, talk girl power in cinema, and breakdown DC's latest addition to the Comic Book (Anti) Hero franchise. 

Act I: A Brief History of Anime Act II: Perfect Blue Review  Act III: Shot Ratings and Drinking Rules: R - 0 Shots and Take a shot for each murder K - 0 Shots and Drink every time you see the stalker N - 1 Shots and Drink for Every time the main character is taken advantage of Drink of the Week: The Moody Blue Blue curocau Gin Sweet vermouth Fresh OJ Pour ingredients in a shaker and shake. Strain over ice, or not, we're not your parents. 

This week the crew breakdown their Oscar predictions before reviewing the first New Release of the year, The Gentlemen. We dig into Guy Ritchie's latest film, comparing it against the likes of Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, and Sherlock Holmes. 

Oh, you thought this was a single Spielberg review week? No way. We are back with our second review of the year with our second Spielberg flick of the year, Close Encounters of the Third Kind. This week our intrepid trio talk about their favorite movie scores and dive deep into Spielberg's foray into space.

We are back with our first review of the new year! Kaitlyn, Nick, and Rob look back at a beloved movie from our childhood and determine if it stands the test of time. But first, we discuss who our favorite comedian-turned-actors are and discover some surprising stars who got their starts on the comedy stage. So listen in this week as we dissect Hook in our somewhat educated, always irreverent style! 

Here it is! The second half of our epic Top 100 movies list. Sorry for the late release. We can just chalk it up to suspense building, yeah?  This episode, Errol, Dalton, Nick, and Rob work out the final 50 movies of the 21st Century so far.  And what do you think? Did your favorites make the list? Or did we get it totally wrong? Let us know down in the comments! 

For the final episodes of the year, Errol, Dalton, Nick, and Rob determine the Top 100 movies of the last 20 years. From Pan's Labyrinth to The Incredibles, we cover the best of what Hollywood had to present from 2000-2020.  Movies on Tap has tons of changes for 2020 coming your way, so stay tuned for another year of drunken movie reviews with occasional deep insights. Happy New Year, Tappers.

This week Nick ditches us to spend quality time with his family for the holidays, loser. So Rob takes the helm and promptly beaches the ship as we talk about the latest installment of Star Wars. SPOILERS: From minute 59-110 we discuss major film spoilers.  Act 1: Best 90s Films Act 2: Rise Of Skywalker Review Act 3: Shot Rating Errol - 5 Shots Dalton - 3 Shots Rob - 3 Shots Total Shot Rating - 4 Shots

Act I: Musicals Act II: Singin' In The Rain Review  Act III: Shot Ratings and Drinking Rules: R - 1 Shots and Take a Drink every time someone sings K - 0 Shots and Drink every time Lina can't act N - 2 Shots and take a Shot every time someone sings in the rain Drink of the Week: 1 part Blueberry Vodka 2 parts Lemonade 1 part Seltzer  Shake lemonade and Voda, strain into a glass with crushed ice and frozen blueberries. Top with an umbrella. UMBRELLA NOT OPTIONAL.

Act I: Who wins The Streaming Wars? Act II: Modern Love Review  Act III: Shot Ratings and Drinking Rules: N - 1 Shot and Drink every time a tennis ball flies over the fence  D - 1 Shot and Drink for every fight R - 2 Shots and Take a shot every time a relationship doesn't work E - 1 Shot and Drink every time someone kisses Drink of the Week: L'Amour Moderne 2.5 parts Vodka 1 part Grapefruit Juice 2 parts Pomegranate Juice 1 dash Bitters 1 part Passionfruit Syrup 0.25 part Lime Juice Shake ingredients together and pour into a chilled martini glass and garnish with orange zest. 

Act I: What's your cinematic and gastronomic get better quick pick? Act II: Snatch Review  Act III: Shot Ratings and Drinking Rules: R - 0 Shots and Take a Shot for every human death on screen K - 0 Shots and Sip for every time you see the diamond N - 0 Shots and Drink for Every time someone calls a dog a "deg" Drink of the Week: Gypsy Queen 2oz Vodka 1oz Benedictine 2 dashes Angostura Bitters  Add to glass with ice, stir, enjoy with your queen. 

Join Nick, Dalton and Rob this week as they celebrate the 200th episode with a review of the James Cameron mega-hit Titanic. Since it is also Thanksgiving, we discuss our favorite Thanksgiving movies and try to figure out just what in the world is going on with cranberry salad.

Dalton and Errol fell off the back of a train so Kaitlyn steps in to fill the gender gap for this episode. We delve into the influential noir Double Indemnity and determine what truly is the perfect crime. Get your matches ready because we are chainsmoking our way through this week's review.

Act I: What would you do during the Purge? Act II: The First Purge Review E - 5 Shots R - 4 Shot D - 4 Shots N - 4 Shots Rating - 4 Shots Act III: Drinking Rules E - Take a drink for every new person with glowing eyes  R - Take a shot for every Skeletor kill D - Drink every time someone gets purged N - Take two drinks every time a doll explodes Drink of the Week: The Purge Cocktail Ice Campari Grenadine Ice Pour in liquid ingredients and add to blender. Blend in ice until combined. Pour into a cocktail glass and drink.

Act I: Favorite Redemption Moments in Film? Act II: Terminator: Dark Fate Review E - 2 Shots R - 2 Shot D - 2 Shots N - 1 Shots Rating -  Shots Act III: Drinking Rules E - Drink every time Grace and Sarah bicker.  R - Take a long drink every time something explodes D - Drink every time Rev 9 splits N - Drink every time there's a callback to, "I'll be back."  Drink of the Week: 'I'll be back' Ice 3/4 oz Maraschino Liquor 1/4 oz Simple Syrup 1 oz lime juice 2 oz Overproof Spiced Rum 2 Maraschino Cherries Add ice to a cocktail shaker, pour in liquid ingredients, shake well. Strain into a cocktail glass over ice. Add two Maraschino Cherries. 

This Halloween we review a fan request from Alex Dove with Mask of Zorro. Errol is away this week but luckily the coolest, most interesting hosts are still here. Enjoy this Halloween Special and Happy Halloween!

Act I: What scared you most as a child? Act II: Among the Living review Nick - 3 Errol - 4 Rob - 2 Kaitelyn - 4 Act III: Drinking Rules Nick - Drink every time someone gets hit in the face Errol - Shot for every gore scene Rob - Shot for micro-penis Kaitelyn - Drink for every inhaler puff Drink of the Week: French Martini 1 1/2 oz Chambord Vodka 1/2 oz Chambord liqueur 1 1/2 oz Pineapple juice Add ingredients to cocktail shaker with ice. Shake and strain into a martini glass, garnish with Pineapple leaf Post Credits - 

Act I: What Is Your Favorite Cult Film? Act II: Mandy Review  Act III: Shot Ratings and Drinking Rules: R - 3 Shots and Take a Shot for Every Animation K - 4 Shots and Drink for all Slow Motion Sequences E - 4 Shots and Shot for Every Nick Cage Smile N - 2 Shots and Drink for Every New Light Filter Drink of the Week: 1oz Vodka 1oz Tequila 1oz Amaretto  Stir in Old Fashion Glass and Enjoy. Or don't. Do what you do.   Why are you still reading this? This is a listening medium, not a reading one.