Lingvistov

- Medical Section: We do not recommend conjunctivitis - A penis collector arrested for keeping jars of dicks! - A happy penis cave in Thailand - Who the fuck is Justin Bieber? - A penguin suit or a panda suit? - A planet of koalas: It would be so nice - A woman set a forest on fire to help bored fire-fighters! - Now you can study Japanese with our native teachers

- Good morning: Dead neighbors and police - People who like cleaning and fishing: Pure satisfaction - Quiet families and madhouses! - Man burns down his house trying to catch a spider - Jealousy towards pets: I love my dog more than you - Japans most famous school girl is a man! - A question of good taste and bad taste - Do you care about what people say? - The value of traditional families: Is there a point? - Like us! ссылка

- This is no summer! Whats wrong with the weather?! - Lying to students: Do your research first - Speaking and laughing in sleep: Dangerous! - Lingvistov Goats : Waiting for Lingvistov Milk - British registered vampires - How did vampire myths started - Nudefest 2014: even tan or call of nature? - The beauty of the human body: Do artists care? - Participate in our video contest and win prizes! ссылка

- Lines in banks: Feeling of togetherness - Russian men: I am sexy and I know it - Why do old people become religious? - Receiving an apology note from a burglar - Knitting cute toys: A dog, a hedgehog or a rat? - Men who knit: Who says they cant or shouldnt? - An old woman fights with five peacocks in her house! - A woman eats 26 burgers in 10 minutes - Make a video answering the question "Why do you need English?" and win great prizes! More at: ссылка

- Where the hell is the summer?! Is it really July now? It feels like October! - Would we succeed as street artists? - Talking dogs - French boys faked his own kidnapping because he didnt want to go to the dentist - Never trust personal information to your hair-dresser! - Pregnant women doing heavy lifting and running marathons: Why not? - How to smuggle drugs: Useful tips - A girl addicted to drinking gas

- Landysh coming back from UFO - No meat, no fun: Strange eating habits - Laughter is the best medicine! - The ugliest dogs contest in California - "It was not a robber, it was just a ghost, maam" - Bear who was a fan of baseball - Zebra crossing a zebra crossing - Small food on huge plates - Asian food is for Asians - Test your level of English! ссылка

- No-laughter podcast: Landysh strained her chest muscles - Our trip to Asias dacha: Great house, no people around and 6 viktorias - Asian woman chewing glass - Eating stones: How to quickly and efficiently gain 20 pounds - Travel living: Would you like to live this way? - What are your top destinations? - Hungry men go for larger women - Dacha gives you status

- Ufa Special: Landysh rocks in Bashkortostan - The Operation "Poppy": Policemen hunting wild cannabis bushes - Eating marihuana: Our parents happy childhood - Having an English lesson while under the influence: Does it help? - New non-smoking law: Massive protests! - Dating websites for dogs - Teaching cats where to go to the toilet - Asias Dacha: The curse of Viktoria!

- LINGVISTOV team picnicking: Great weather, food and mosquitoes - Introduction to Loserology by Professor Asia - What type of loser are you? Check yourself. - We are starting psychotherapy via Skype: Write to us and we will sort you out! - LINGVISTOV Goat Milk: Milk from English-speaking goats - "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo" book - Prostitution: Working? - No, just studying. - Video prostitution: Whats wrong with that?! - Angelina... really, go and eat something!

- Asias crazy family: People can hear them even outside - Italian dilemma: Gesture or steer a car? - The French language: Lets not pronounce half of the word! - Four-legged woman: What did she use the extra two for? - Getting ready to go shopping: Make-up or pajamas? - Virtual reality for chickens: I am the most popular chick! - Sims: You can die there if you havent taken a shower for a long time - Finding somebodys money: Would you give it back? - Asia explains what picnic is: First you get a tent...

- I am good or I am well? - Landysh is learning Chinese: There is no logic in this language! - Chinese curse words: Your sister! - Landyshs trip to France and Italy - Paris catacombs: Pretty, what else to say? - Do the French eat frogs on a regular basis? - Italy: the land of food, slow waiters and too many churches - Communicating and eating in China - Whats the point of learning many languages when you can use only English?

- Mimicking your English teacher: Hi, how are you? - Viktor Ahn: What would you do? - Why do figure skaters get up very quickly when they fall? - Keeping a Christmas tree up because of a bird nest - Drunk birds: Weve got a nest of hungry children! And youve been drinking! - A ghost ship full of cannibal rats - Getting over your fears - Why it is hard to imagine Chelny near the Mediterranean - A pet parrot is a license to grow cannabis - Legalizing marihuana: The USA must have a point

- LINGVISTOV.RU conquers the world with China - Read my neck! Landysh started learning Chinese - Opening ceremony of the Sochi Olympic Games 2014: Did you like it? - TATU?! Really?! - Amazing side of the Olympic Games: Sportsmen and their achievements - The incomprehensible game ever: The history of curling - New game of buttnball: Grow your butts to win! - No North Koreans at the Olympic Games but there are some in space! - Its good to be developed

- Thailand Special! Asias Thai vacations - All you need to know about Thailand: Tips and facts - Tuk-tuk: Whos there? - Thai people and their King: Possible role model for Russia? - Non-aggressive religion: Landysh is officially a Buddhist - Do not touch Thai women! And check if its really a woman btw. - Khun Asia and how Thai people greet each other with "why???" - Dont touch Thai peoples heads! - Guide to Tsunami survival - Thai monkey party: Lingvistov team is going!

- Happy New Year 2014! - The best of Russian cuisine: Salads with a lot of mayo - Ridiculous Olympic Games 2014: How does Sochi take it? - Buying presents for New Year: Landyshs new awesome rucksack - Santa Claus is a virgin - Bibliotherapy: How to treat depression with the help of books - Does your name determine your destiny? - An army of hedgehogs: Kill all the slugs! - The adventures of Lola and Asia "The Bloody Path to Satori" - Part II

- Landysh overslept and Asia being upset with one of her students - Asias secret admirer: How to attract girls attention - Bad surprise: All the best males are already taken! - Great business idea! How to make money if you live on the first floor - Weird artworks that were actually sold - New York souvenir: Your own piece of garbage - What is real art and what is a fraud? - Asias going on a vacation: The best of Egypt!

- Landysh is all about discipline: Waking up later than usual - Hi Diana! Hello! We know that youre up! - Addictions: There are no ex-addicts - Knowing the difference: Appreciating the fact that you dont smoke - Food addiction: Eating food while watching the fly - Building a house out of food - Overreading a book and feeling bad about it - Addiction to TV shows, books, social networks and addiction to nothing - The Romans demand Brad and Angelina! - Weird students: Demanding the teachers full attention

- Vacations of Asias dreams: What can be more exciting than Egypt? - What Asias name means and "Khorosho" in Arabic - Sightseeing or creating your own sights - Olonets: The city of the famous burnt bridge - Gullible friends and neighbors with sense of humor - A Letter from Fred - "Sweet Lorraine": The story of true love - Daniil smoking and using a type writer while listening to the story? - The adventures of Lola and Asia "The Bloody Path to Satori" - Part I

- Being sick in St.Petersburg: The meaning of true romance - Favourite insect: Flies - There aint no introduction again! - Best season for work: Waste of temperature! - Visiting your dentist too often and lack of romance - Asia calms down her dentist: Im fine! The pain will go! - Wiggly roads in Scotland - Cunning policemen in Tatarstan: Evil - Hand signals: Giving a finger and blowing smoke in somebodys face - Visualization: Can we visualize everything? - Our "Finish me Story" competition is finished! You can read all short stories on our website!

- Sounding cheery: Teachers hypocrisy - Storm in St.Petersburg: Flying banners, destroyed bus stops - Curious men peeking into Landyshs room - Would you like to be in psychotherapy: Doctors or friends? - Wonders of Tvorozheniki - Panic: When do you lose control? - Unfair! Peculiarities of driving exams in Russia - Sochi Olympics and WTF is University Games??? - Kamaz: The best place to work!