Lingvistov

- A good excuse for not jogging - Daniil is leaving for Finland - the country not that rich in beards - Setting high expectations: In 20 years we will feel sad and ashamed... - Pyramids, looters and how Russian intelligentsia will probably defend Hermitage - Buying stolen artifacts and paintings: Perverts - Reasons for admittance into a mental hospital in 1890s: Novel reading and bad whiskey - Your favorite ice-cream flavour can say a lot about you - What not to donate to a thrift shop - Apple! Call us! We will dedicate the whole podcast to advertising your products, if you pay to us - Get your own corpse wax: Instruction manual - Getting over Lenin: It is time.

- Nobel Prize week: Theres hope for all of us - Why Lingvistov have to be nominated for Nobel Peace Prize - Freezing oneself to be revived in future and hoping for the best - Come to Chelny and we will freeze you just for 100$! - Whats your sexy voice? - Surrogate mothers: immoral or heroic? - Will you marry a person twice old than you are? Pugacheva-Galkin dilemma - Russian conservatism: Government only makes it worse - Angelina Jolie brand: Lips and legs - "Finish me Story Competition" still continues! Send your entries to: info@lingvistov.ru

- St. Petersburg, common cold and sexy voices - Asia and her Winona Ryder craze - Losing and finding voice - Teachers are rioting in Brazil! Can we do the same here in Russia? - Russian teachers: dedicated losers - Asia, you were heard: Every single voice counts - Star Trek economics in Switzerland: A 3000$ check per month for everyone! - Are there criminals in Switzerland?

- Winter mood: Its really cold... - Siris birthday: We are ready to provide our voices for Russian Siri - Siri has a day off: Stop your egoistic requests! - Moldable memory: We can never preserve the original memory - What can you remember the best? Faces, names, number, smells... - Marrying a Boston street - How to clear the hard drive in your head? Theres not enough space! - Listeners questions: If you could learn one random skill what would it be? - British and Russian superstitions: Zastolye and hitting men with boots

- No milk for my coffee: Starbucks vs. Dunkin Donuts - It tastes good! But if you eat it everyday... - Landysh lives in dread of winter - Tablets for your child: What are they really good for? - Should we teach children typing before handwriting? - How often do you actually write? - Digital art and traditional art: Are they of the same value? - Surprise!!! McDonalds plans to give your child a life lesson - Childhood disappointments and our Kinder Surprise craze

- Tanzania lake that could turn you into stone - Your favorite abandoned places and heads of dolls on the bottom of the ocean - Listening to audio recordings of mentally-ill people on a regular basis - Lobotomy: sounds like fun! - Getting in and out of psychiatric hospital: How many of us are actually mentally healthy? - Do not annoy your neighbors: Crazy people - Pennywise in England: Who actually likes clowns? - Adopting a child from other country: Does ethnicity matter? - Ivan the result of Moscow Olympic Games - Racism in Russia: Mikhail Zadornov on drugs - Octonber 3rd 8pm MSK - Lingvistov Webinar on English. For participation write to: info@lingvistov.ru.

- A sleeping man in Daniils room... - Landysh is a hamster! Winter is coming, brace yourselves - Pussy Riot: What was the purpose? - Prison conditions in Russia: Damn, we have no experience... - Love Story: Putin and the majority of Russian population - National Poetry Day in England and Lingvistov Prose Day! - Fighting bad manners with poetry - Subway? Metropolitan? Underground? - Questions from our listeners! Send them in to info@lingvistov.ru - Seductive mice and the thrill of the chase - Men nipples: What the hell?! Why do they have nipples?! - October 10th, 8pm MSK - free Lingvistov Webinar! Join us, email at info@lingvistov.ru - "Finish me Story" competition - Episode 2: ссылка

- Multitasking: Asia is doing exercises while podcasting - Snow in Moscow: The sooner it begins, the sooner it ends - Good old days: Even terrorists are not when they used to be... - Terrorist attacks in Kenya: No Russians are harmed, phew! - Beware of the enemy! Greenpeace or pirates? - Banned books week: are there any books that have to be banned? - Caught abusing drugs at least once? Youre screwed. - Whats the point of prisons? Discrimination against criminals - What kind of crime could you commit? - Animal prints are not permitted in the British zoo - A frog flies with NASA rocket! And how the French hunt down frogs - Stalking rats: Lead me to the Wonderland!

"Jezzy" is a short story written by Daniil Yakovenko. It tells about a student whose daring fantasies seemed to turn into reality but in truth turned into a nightmare. The text is read by Akhmetzyanova Landysh Illustrations by Akhmetzyanova Landysh

- Conscience is the engine of progress - Weird weather in St. Petersburg: no rain, sunshine and comfortable temperatures - Bass or base: another one of special Landyshisms - Daniil at the rock concert: push, pull and throw! - Sleeping in a train station: Survival guide in major cities - We are making a short film! Next year... - Mongolian shamans in Northern China: Have you been to a fortuneteller? - A parrot that can predict your future: One reason to go to Kazan - Gypsies: they can steal your soul if you look them in the eye... - Do you believe in destiny? - Past, present and future walked into a bar... - Will your dog notice if you are replaced by a robot? - Asia ruins all that we believed in: The mystery of Hatiko - We are launching a series of webinars for professionals about English! Write to us to join in: info@lingvistov.ru

- Landysh is ill and Asia has a brand new small dog in her house - Why old people talk about their illnesses - Why we mimic speech of the people we talk to - Synesthesia: who the hell invented this word?!! - Hearing music while cutting bread: pleasant or tiring? - Depression: merits and drawbacks - Psychology: how weird are you? - What you have to do to provoke Landysh - Dictators: Kim Jong-Un has a baby! Awwwwww! - American woman shoves her husband off a cliff: He deserved it - Finally! Landysh will save our planet! She has superpowers! - The Case of the Lost Sausage - Part IV the last one: Read the whole story and check out the illustrations: ссылка

- Growing food inside your belly: Just plant some seeds! - Professor Yakovenko: Daniil is going to teach English at university - Possible war in Syria: No invading, just a bit of bombing - Sex with robots: will you want to have a robot boyfriend/girlfriend? - Marriages with robots, bridges or the Berlin Wall and dating dogs - Gay parades in St.Petersburg: They are so lovable! - Courting: Is it necessary for men in a relationship? - Guest workers in Russia: Is there really a problem? - Mexicans in the USA: They are a friendly, partying and hard-working nation! - Racism in America and Russia - The Case of the Lost Sausage - Part V

- Whos knocking on your door? Aliens or the government? - Would you like to sell your reputation? - Your golden years will pass: We are being optimistical - Landyshs birthday: Interview with her this week - How many dresses Landysh has and how wonderful it is to wake up to the sounds of crows - Talking pets: giving out where you hide your money - Squirrels: how do you pronounce it? - Weird people you meet on trains - Driving trams, motorcycles and partying in a personal plane - Petrozavodsk - St.Petersburg - Naberezhnye Chelny non-stop train - Which person would you like to meet? Dead or alive - Past and future: enhancing your body - English club live in St. Petersburg! 2pm MSK in "Ukrop", come and see us

- Asia showing surprise, dog art and Daniil early in the morning - Cloud atlas: Scots, the idea of future and audiobooks - We have recorded new short stories! Stay tuned! - Libya Egypt-style: Were the States and Europe aware of what was going to happen? - Talking about Kevin: Why do people go on shooting sprees in the USA? - Pigeon apocalypse: I have warned you, man! Havent you seen my pigeons?!! - Too many "universities" in Russia: Fraud, unemployment and bad education - What major would you choose: We want to be like Dana Scully! - Pathologist is a specialist who specialises in pathologies - You and the bodies: so romantic! - The Case of the Lost Sausage: Part IV - Restless: I like the German word... and I forgot it.

- Asia, Daniil, Landysh and a professional microphone together in St.Petersburg! - Fighting the enemy: Do not mess with Lingvistov! Time to engage the Lingvistov army. - To hell with introduction... again - Conflict in Kashmir: what did you do when you were 14? - Everybody knows crazy Lena: did you have a crazy friend in your childhood? - Make your children create their own toys! - Abominable dragonflies: avoid eye-contact at all costs - Near death-experiences: its all pure chemistry - Life after death: belief in reincarnation and belief in nothingness - Devision by zero: lets look at it from the point of view of a chair - Glowing bunnies: alas, you cant switch it off! - The Case of the Lost Sausage - Part III

- Landysh has a super professional mic this week! We are one step closer to being proper podcasters! - Daniil got partially sunburnt and exhausted his drinking capacity - Extreme service: inhale smoke, drink and get hit with a bat! - To hell with introduction! - You are not my friend anymore! The USA and Russia are going their separate ways. - Romantic adventure of Edward Snowden and comfortable life of Julian Assange - Mummy in an attic: a genuine relic or grandfathers prank? - Practical guide to taking a brain out: Live and learn - Male breasts: Bob from Fight Club and rifles instead of a surgery - Choosing bras for Daniil: the best birthday present ever! - Russians stealing roads and bridges: Random and ridonculous - The Case of the Lost Sausage - Part II - Is your cat right-pawed or left-pawed and how to baptise a cat

- No other story today! Its Daniils birthday!!! - What do we actually know about Daniil - some unknown facts revealed exclusively for Lingvistov podcast! - Spontaneous interview with Daniil - First recollections from childhood: blue baby bouncers and kindergarteners - First school teachers, bad decisions and how the Writing began - Parents are not our biggest fans: how Asias parents evaluated her first attempts to write - Do you ever dream and think in English? - The dark side of birthdays: 21 was not a good number - Karaoke: were going to sing trashy Russian chanson - The process of writing: ideas, situations, first sentences and titles - New story!!! The Case of the Lost Sausage - Part I - Good news: bearded communities and our doodles spreading all over the Internet like a plague!

The Unadulterated Cat by Terry Pratchett is a book written to promote what Pratchett terms the Real Cat, a cat who urinates in the flowerbeds, rips up the furniture, and eats frogs, mice and sundry other small animals. The opposite of the Real Cat is the Fizzy Keg Cat, a well-behaved and bland kind, as seen on cat food advertisements. Enjoy this audiobook brought to you by LINGVISTOV. Author of the story - Terry Pratchett We do not own the rights to this book. The text is read by Akhmetzyanova Landysh Illustrations by Akhmetzyanova Landysh

The Unadulterated Cat by Terry Pratchett is a book written to promote what Pratchett terms the Real Cat, a cat who urinates in the flowerbeds, rips up the furniture, and eats frogs, mice and sundry other small animals. The opposite of the Real Cat is the Fizzy Keg Cat, a well-behaved and bland kind, as seen on cat food advertisements. Enjoy this audiobook brought to you by LINGVISTOV. Author of the story - Terry Pratchett We do not own the rights to this book. The text is read by Akhmetzyanova Landysh Illustrations by Akhmetzyanova Landysh

The Unadulterated Cat by Terry Pratchett is a book written to promote what Pratchett terms the Real Cat, a cat who urinates in the flowerbeds, rips up the furniture, and eats frogs, mice and sundry other small animals. The opposite of the Real Cat is the Fizzy Keg Cat, a well-behaved and bland kind, as seen on cat food advertisements. Enjoy this audiobook brought to you by LINGVISTOV. Author of the story - Terry Pratchett We do not own the rights to this book. The text is read by Akhmetzyanova Landysh Illustrations by Akhmetzyanova Landysh