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- Berlin is waiting for Landysh! Souvenirs, flags on Reichstag and Landysh as a special correspondent from Germany - Rebels in Central African Republic: dictatorships and similarities with Russia - Operation Acoustic Kitty: Sadist soviet spies, untrainable cats and pets who see ghosts - Fat arrogant despicable Russian parliamentarians and Putin with his Kalina - Image of wealthy people: stealing becomes a virtue in Russia - Zombie Survival Classes: we are sending Daniil to Oregon! He makes a great zombie - Best weapons against zombies: a bat, an axe and a shovel! - Placebo effect: Placebo music, fake magical pills and gipsies - Part 4 of the Adventures of Kim Jong-un, the Brilliant Comrade - Dear listeners! write to us: info@lingvistov.ru and tell us where you listen to our podcast

"Last Frontier" is a short story written by Daniil Yakovenko. Its first part speaks about young Roger Steelson who meets a friendly stranger in a bar. This stranger has a funny accent and definitely a story to tell. Enjoy Part I of the short story brought to you by LINGVISTOV. Author of the story - Daniil Yakovenko The text is read by Akhmetzyanova Landysh Illustrations by Akhmetzyanova Landysh

- Night and morning people: the romance of sitting alone in complete darkness - Potential war! China and Japan: all the bets are on - Chinese Eugenics: lets breed billion genius babies! - No more swearing on Russian Television: can the government actually control it? - How TV creates a homelike atmosphere and foreigners swearing in Russian - Survival programming: men judge women in milliseconds and why appearances matter - Life on a moon of a planet: beautiful view and a possible plot for a book - Overoptimistic Asia, Daniil and Landysh: Lingvistov Inc. and Maldives are our first destination - Corn turns you into a vampire with diarrhea - Part 3 of Adventure of Kim Jong-Un, the Brilliant Comrade - Incredible facts about Kim Jong-Il: invention of hamburger, socialist Godzilla film and giant rabbits - We are magicians! Message from one of our "Finish me Story" competition participants. - New LINGVISTOV Podcast feature: our own audiobooks! Check the illustrations

- Want to make a girl happy? Send her packets of buckwheat via Russian Post - What do you do while standing in a line? listening to audiobooks, observing people and reading - Got an ugly wife or children? Now you can sue them and win hundred thousands of dollars! - Daniils and Asias kind parents: well... you are ok... but you are not the most beautiful person - Go against the system! Grow a beard and never cut your hair! - Cloning pets: expensive and unnatural - George W. Bush is a painter of dogs and seminude self-portraits. Whats his problem? Dogs?! - Bored housewives in painting classes and "Eat, prey, love" - Falkland Islands and Argetinian spies: Go British! - 2-D and 3-D animated films: a source of confusion - Ratatouille: Rats are adorable! - North Korea is going to bring down the apocalypce and engulf us in the sea of fire! - Part 2 of "Adventures of Kim Jong-un, the Brilliant Comrade" - Dont forget to visit our website ссылка

- Morning or mourning? and how many hours do you sleep? - Challenge in Berlin: developing strategy to get Eddie Izzards attention with an apron - Homeless people now, lavish entertainment centre later - house demolition problem of Lagos, Nigeria - Titanic II: ultimate conspiracy theory - Sending a couple to Mars: 501 days in a confined space with your husband/wife - Brogurt: Find your inner abs - Overly optimistic book titles: You can find Uranium! - Oscars 2013: genius Christoph Waltz, Jennifer Lawrence and poor Leo DiCaprio - 13th ammendment: You missed your chance to legally have slaves in the state of Mississipi! - SPECIAL! Part I of Adventures of Kim Jong-un, the Brilliant Comrade - Car design: art or just another way for the rich to spend their money - Dont forget to write to us: info@lingvistov.ru

- How you can ruin your pets self-esteem with a haircut - Asyas new passion: TV series about women in prison, weird English accents and Landyshs love for anything Scottish - The saddest map of America: where do Americans spy love? Walmart and buses, yay! - Where do you meet people? The Internet, nightclubs, cafes and speed dates - A final tweet from Pope Benedict XVI and an iPhone app from the Catholic church - Apple smart watch concept and what happens when Landysh loses ability to read properly - Why girls like wearing mens watches: cool and useful! - Esquires list of 75 things a man must do - were puzzled... - Shoplifting: Asyas confession. Dont make her mistakes! Play cool. - Yandex Maps destroys marriages: jealous women and why honesty is the best policy - New features on our website: books, audiobooks, blog and doodles ссылка

- Dynamic duo turned into Terrific trio! Daniil joins us this week for the lucky 13 - Romantics of the Russian Railroads: hundred reasons for you not to be able to fall asleep in your compartment - Landysh in Ekaterinburg and people leading a cats life - How to move into an apartment without your landlady finding out that you have a dog - Meteorite in Chelyabinsk: flash of the UFO camera and how America tells Asia whats going on in her own country - St. Valentines special: we believe Pistorius is innocent! - Freedom! Scotland has to be independent and Asia carrying a no-visa burden - "Sixth sense" and superpowers: what superpowers would you like to have? - Sliders and Asia as the T-Woman who will save the Earth - Pope resigns: we will remember him for his Prada shoes and a great sense of style - Find out why we have Daniil in our team

- A bright young thing: writer Daniil Yakovenko (read his work on: ссылка - Olonets and Petrozavodsk: living in a real castle! - Dormitories: parties, food and learning to fall asleep in any circumstances - Fun facts about Karelia: Ded Moroz games, weird monuments, American spies and the Karelian language - Landysh in Karelia: kayaking and freezing in the forest in August. - Love of reading and writing: Stephen King and first short stories - Inspiration: you have to earn it - The English language: passion for translation - Paris - the white city, eating frog legs and snails - After college what are you going to do? - Write.

- Asia is in Chelny! Unbelievable! Its a family reunion! - A Russian family lived in taiga not knowing about World War II - Living in isolation: are people that annoying? - Raw eaters: do not torture your children, they deserve to have a choice - The mole people: society that lives under your feet - Crazy women with cats and why Landysh walks with four bottles of water everyday during summer - Helping homeless people: a real business and who actually gets the money you give in the end - Street artists: Asia is going to pimp Landysh on the streets of St.Petersburg - Foodalicios: supermodels eating sandwiches on the tropical beach - This is love: eating a sandwich in front of your partner - Late-night eaters: when do you usually eat and why are people on diets always hungry?

- From St.Petersburg to Naberezhnye Chelny in winter on a bad car with two dogs: in short, Asia is insane - Renting an apartment alone: independance, living on kasha and gardening - The dilemma of a bathroom: a shower or a bath? - Experiencing "kommunalnaya kvartira", i.e. a shared apartment, and what makes a good roommate - Once again Germans and beer and our prejudice against beer - Smoking special: the problem of giving up, a 2-year-old chain smoker and the effects of weed - Smokers in elevators - we dont understand you! Show some respect - Art stuff: modern art and how Rembrandt tried to hide a bad work under a coat of paint - FINISH ME STORY COMPETITION continues! Submit your entries and write to us to info@lingvistov.com

- Germany-themed Lingvistov podcast - a real 100% proven German chef with us - Fun facts about meine hbsche Angela Merkel - "Ich bin ein Hamburger!" Fun facts and Germany: beer, beer and beer again, German sausages, bread, crazy dialects and autobahns - Matthias Trschel, the chef and the traveller, talks about his adventures - Nothing where you get too dirty, nothing where you have to wear a tie: why chef? - Russian cuisine: cabbage, potatoes, dill and the mystery of okroshka - Learning Russian the hard way: да, нет, спасибо, пиво! - Propaganda, Berliner Mauer and modern stereotypes about Russians - Guilt and responsibility: World War II, reputation of Germany in Russia - The remarkable life of Matthias Trschel: a fire fighter and a film star

- Supernatural: how the X files and the Nightmare on Elm Street can make you hear things and a doppelganger mystery - New Year tree dilemma: should I undress it or leave it till spring? - Hugo Chvez: martyr and boring stuff about his legacy - Snakes on the plane: what would be your face expression if you saw a snake outside the airplane window - Beware of accidents: high chances of your colleague shooting a nail into your heart and bad puns - Classic California: Mr. Teeth guarding marijuana and exotic pet animals - Whats up with the asteroids?! I wanna hear Aerosmith while Bruce Willis rescues me! And cameo appearance of Lola the Dog. - Numerology: meanings of numbers that can cost you your life

- French special: forget Paris and Moscow, this is Naberezhnye Chelny, baby! - French news: a disciplined 73-year-old stuck in the supermarket, Russian Depardieu and how Brigitte Bardot can become one of us - French fiscal paradises: 13% or 75%? And why Hollande lacks an Italian wife - A very French Florian in Russia: fleeing October Revolution, Russian "intelligentsia" and Lobachevskiy - The charm of the Russian province, hidden machine guns and why banyas can finish a foreigner - Lazy Russian men: how Asia and Landysh are planning to organize the Liberation de la Femme movement - Lingvistov competition: finish the story and get fantastic prizes from us!!!

- Podcasts on cassettes, secretly recording your friends and writing for no audience - Maipukite: how do you translate Landysh to other languages? - Our darling Silvio: what members of his body are deep in sex scandals? - Perfect boyfriend: an English-speaking smart and handsome gentleman with a diploma who cooks for himself - Russian-style blind dates: packet of wine on the bench in the park - Plotting to celebrate Christmas in Saudi Arabia - Nerd news: British goverment is prepared for zombie invasion, a cognitive itch and misheard lyrics - FINISH A STORY COMPETITION! Submit your entries!!!

- Hardships of an office life: Asias broken after dancing all night... well, lets face it - shes not 18 any more! - What are the best ways to end the world or the world has to end with a bang! - Zombie kit based on practice and defibrillator toaster: Were losing him! Nurse! Beep-beep-beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep... - Mysterious Asya: not girlish, not modest, not calm - Travelling in the USA: being Russian in America and how they are not so different from us - Asia tour 2012: Laos people in nirvana and why people cry over asian food - Esthetically pleasing palm trees, Asias tattoos and weakness for psychopaths

- Freedom! Asya bids adieu to her boss and colleagues - Lady Gaga: I am not a teenager but... and Landysh dreams about Gerard Butler - A guide into the mind of a disturbed artist or a girl whose name rhymes only with "Пыдыщ" - Monkeys on the stage: Why the world lost the greatest accordion player - Lets talk about art: Wallpapers make the best canvases - Love is in the air: Why Landysh scares off all the men and where potential boyfriends hide - Oscar Wilde on badly written books, chaotic lives and Landysh is getting really serious - Listeners comments: "It doesnt matter that no one listens to you. You guys are having fun!" - Landysh leaving the States: henna tattoos and American bars

- Whats for dinner? Aggressive vegetarians - Immigration issue: Asia is barred from the US and has no propiska - Lets keep it romantic: spread my ashes over the ocean - Personal god or please dont be Krishnaidi - Koren heartthrob: Step away, Beckhams, Goslings and Coopers! The sexiest man alive is in the premises - Nerd news: parallel universes where women are more important than men - Culturemaniacs: she used to be he or how Keira Knightley ruins films

- Uncanny weather: the freaking winter is gonna get you - A regular Friday for the rest of world that watched too much TV - Airport security have a super power to see through your clothes and no touchy-touchy in our neighborhood - Adopt a spire: another item to your list of ways to spectacularly waste your money - Honesty is the best policy: a contestant for Miss Earth shows signs of rational thinking - How to get attention of a lady: Sadam Husein with Dumbo in his underpants - Nerd News: 24 personalities of Billy Milligan and why he never gets bored; simple ways to lobotomize your hyperactive child; our beloved psychopaths and schizophrenics

- Petraeus and Broadwell affair: the rest of the world is not impressed - We are moving to Colorado: legalization of cannabis - Lesbian book under the counter: Utah district is sued for homophobia - Your office in a car: German man is an example for us all or just a road hazard? - Yam-yam: chicken feces for breakfast and how the hell they came up with okroshka?