Movies On Tap

Nick peeks up from his nursing hole to give his take on Stephen King's newest adaptation, and the guys talk what shitty super powers they'd like to have the most! We'll let him tell you why that ties into our review. Act I: What awful super powers would you like to have? Act II: The Dark Tower Review Act III: 3 Shots Drink of the Week: Graf - a drink commonly consumed in In-world. A mixture of apple juice and beer wort fermented with yeast.   Show notes:Britt Hayes Screen Crush shows Stephen King is first cinematic universe http://screencrush.com/stephen-king-connections-in-dark-tower/

To commemorate our 80th episode, Rachel sits down with us as we talk about an indie movie from like 10 years ago! We get cringe worthy as we talk about realism in movies vs. actual life events and why it does or doesn't work. Then we review Compliance. Act I: Real vs. realistic Act II: Compliance Review Act III: 3 Shots Drink of the week: Breakfast of Champions 2 cups milk 1 cup Cheerios 1 tbsp brown sugar pinch of salt Mix all ingredients together and leave in fridge overnight. Use a fine mesh strainer to strain out the cheerios, add 2 oz bourbon and chug. Good morning!

Christopher Nolan takes a dip in the war movie pool and the MoT boys sit down to determine how well he did! We also talk Comic con and how waiting in lines is the only way to really see anything good. Act I: Comic con/Film scores Act II: Dunkirk Review Act III: 1 Shot Drink of the Week: French 75 1/2 oz Lemon Juice 1/2 oz Simple Syrup 1 oz Gin 3 oz Champagne Mix Gin, simple and lemon juice in strainer with ice. Shake and strain into champagne flute and fill with Champagne. Garnish with a lemon twist

Drinking and discussing religion: Don't do it. But we did! And things get heated exactly as one would expect, so if you like listening to drunk people shout over each other, go ahead and give this episode a listen! Or not, cause there's a lot of arguing. Act I: Crazy Celebrities Act II: Going Clear Review Act III: 1 1/2 Shots Drink of the week: The Purif Pureed apricots Tarragon 1 oz Agave 2 oz Gin 1/2 oz lime juice dash Ginger Bitters Mix ingredients in shaker with ice, shake and strain into glass. Fill with club soda and top off with dash of ginger bitters

Sideways may be the best movie about wine tasting and cheating on your fiance out there, but there's a reason it doesn't have much competition. Along the way to discussing this, the boys get deep into what qualifies as a genre, and everyone gives a real life three shot experience to inject some sort of life into this episode. Act I: Bachelor Party Genre (?) Act II: Sideways review Act III: 3 Shots (Unanimous) Drink of the Week: Sangria Bottle of red wine cut up fruit (Pineapple, orange, etc.) Shot of Brandy Club Soda Mix all ingredients in a big pitcher and serve it up!

This episode brings you the drunkest(?) Nick's ever been as we explain what we like to see in our favorite heroes, Dalton has a crush on Batman, and Errol attempts to pose a thought experiment for our movie that Dalton and Nick promptly tear to pieces. A lot of talking over each other, but a laugh riot nonetheless! Act I: What we like to see from our heroes Act II: The Maltese Falcon Review Act III: 0 Shots Drink of the Week: Manhattan 4 oz Rye 2 oz Sweet Vermouth Stir ingredients together, add a dash of Agnostura bitters and pour over ice. Garnish with a Cherry

Errol gets two picks in a row as the guys get their second television review of the year out for you! Nick reveals his black soul of a heart once more as Rob, Dalton and Errol try to keep his void from overtaking them this week. Hope you enjoy and tell your friends! Act I: Favorite on screen relationship Act II: Man Seeking Woman review Act III: 1 Shot Drinks of the week: His and Hers Cocktails His - Death in the Afternoon 1 oz absinthe 4 oz sparkling wine stir absinthe in mixer, pour into glass and fill with wine Hers - Bee's Knees 1 oz lemon juice 1 oz honey simple syrup 2 oz gin Combine ingredients in cocktail shaker with ice, shake and strain into glass, pouring fresh ice to fill. New Drinking Rule: Nick drinks whenever he complains about length

Enjoy a fine sip of Syfy's biggest TV show out now with Nick and Errol, the hard critic headbutters take a look at how it's doing and if it's worth continuing!

Con artists run amok this week as your favorite trio and Nick's wife Rachel stop in to share their favorite con artist stories and review one of Steven Spielburg's last critically acclaimed films. Errol and Rob run stories too long, Dalton shares an embarrassing middle school con and Rachel is a step above us all! It may be hard to catch Leo, but it sure as hell is easy to find us on iTunes, Stitcher, and every other podcasting medium out there. Act I: Con Artist stories Act II: Catch Me if You Can review Act III: 1 Shot Drink of the Week: Con Artist Cocktail 1 oz simple syrup 1 oz rose water 1/2 lemon, squeezed 2 oz Gin. put ingredients in shaker with ice and strain into martini glass.

Here we find ourselves backtracking to the film that started the infamous John Rambo series with the confusing title of First Blood. The boys are back together to discuss Cannes elitism, as well as Dalton's dad's hidden instagram (@thedeepseaking) and terrible facebook photos. Join us as we change pace and pump as much testosterone as Sylvester Stallone allows us in our diverse views on one of his early muscle-bound films! Act I: Cannes discriminating against Netflix Act II: First Blood Review Act III: 3 Shots Drink of the Week: The Veteran 2 oz Dark Rum 1/2 oz Cherry Brandy Pour ingredients into old fashioned glass with ice and stir. Simple as joining the army!

Wonder(ful) Women take over this week here at Movies on Tap, as Nick and Rob sub out for their respective wives who come in to tell Dalton and Errol what they think of the new DC film, Wonder Woman! Along the way Dalton tries to censor himself, Errol hates all female villains, and Chelsea and Rachel know exactly what each other does in their profession! Oh, and you don't have to worry about your ears, cause the Great Audio Wars of 2017 are officially over! Act I: Favorite Female Villains Act II: Wonder Woman Review Act III: 2 Shots Drink of the Week: Mustard Gas cocktail 1/2 oz Galliano 1/2 oz Lime Juice 1/2 oz Orange Curacao 1 oz Tequila Mix ingredients in a cocktail shaker, shake and Strain into martini glass. Alternatively, mix ingredients together, then use the Le Whaf cocktail vaporizer to inhale it like a gas.

Enjoy this wholesome family episode of Movies on Tap while we take a deep dive into David Fincher's breakout thriller. Dalton can't wrap his head around the original seven deadly sins, as well as creating several hundred more, and everyone gets down on their opinion of too rough to watch. Enjoy! Act I: When does a movie go to far? Act II: Se7en Review Act III: 1 Shot Drink of the Week: Seven Sins 1 oz Rye 1 oz applejack brandy 3/4 Lemon Juice Bitters Mix all ingredients into cocktail shaker. Shake and strain into glass filled with ice. Garnish with cinnamon.

We are hip deep in the Great Audio Issues of 2017 here dear listeners, but fear not, for we see a savior upon the horizon! Through Dalton's fuzzy voice and Errol's glitches, we give you the beginning of our Summer Movie Wager as well as a look into Ridley Scott's latest addition to the up and down franchise that all started with the intent to scare. Act I: Summer Movie Wager 2017 Act II: Alien: Covenant Review Act III: 3 Shots (Unanimous)

Get ready, it's Nick's first boom goes the dynamite joke here at MoT. Truly a historical moment, but was it real or made up? We'll leave it up to you to decide this week on Movies on Tap! Act I: Lying about True stories on film Act II: Quiz Show Review Act III: 3 Shots Drink of the week: Quiz Fizz 2 oz gin 1 oz Maraschino Liqueur 1 oz Lime Juice 1 oz Vanilla Syrup Dash bitters 1 Egg White Mix all ingredients together, shake once without ice, pour in ice and shake vigorously, pour into cocktail glass and top with Elderflower Tonic

Rob and Dalton got a little jealous of Nick and Errol making bets from under their noses, so they decided to chime in on what they think will be the outcome of the summer movies that the MoT boys have chosen to review. Sit back and fill up, cause there's gonna be quite a lot of shots to go around for these new releases.

Nick and Errol bring to you a predictive review of what they think the aggregate shot rating will be for the four summer movies that will be reviewed by the MoT guys. Tune in and make sure to keep us on our toes in this summer version of the new series Small Batch Bets!

Nick entices his already drunk cohorts with his ridiculous act I topic, all the while Dalton talks inappropriately about doing shots on female genitalia, and Rob thinks this movie isn't necessarily a good movie to watch with your sister. Act I: Where did all the titties go? (Nick's exact words) Act II: Basic Instinct review Act III: 2 1/2 shots Drink of the week: San Francisco Cocktail 1 oz Vodka 3/4 oz Sweet Vermouth 3/4 oz Sloe Gin Dash of orange bitters Dash Agnostura bitters pour ingredients into mixing glass with ice, stir and strain into cocktail glass. Garnis with a cherry.

Get ready for your mind to get messed with, as the guys take a deep dive into one of the most dense films out there. We also somehow get sidetracked into talking about Nick selling condoms to horny teenagers while sitting naked in his chair and Errol thinking he can beat Floyd Mayweather in seven rounds. Act I: Density in Film Act II: Primer Review Act III: 2 Shots Drink of the week: Mind Eraser 2oz. Vodka 2oz. Coffee Liqueur 2oz. Club Soda Pour coffee and vodka over ice, top with club soda and serve with a straw.

Bonus double episode Friday to apologize for our technical screwups this week! If you're looking for a jazzy doc to watch on a Saturday afternoon check out our review of Amy! Act I: What do you want to see a documentary about? Act II: Amy Review Act III: 0 shots (Unanimous) Drink of the week: Rickstasy 1 oz Southern Comfort 1 oz Banana Liqueur 1 oz Bailey's Irish cream 3 oz vodka Pour ingredients in glass of ice and stir. Just have one.

April's a jumbled month for the boys, but we've got our Legion review primed and ready for you a little past the due date this week! First TV show of the year and possibly the first time all four of the guys are in disagreement. Strap in and see whether or not you're down for this new Marvel comics show! Act I: What Super mental disorder would go with your super power? Act II: Legion Review Act III: 1.5 Shots New Rule: Dalton drinks when he has a technical issue Drink of the week: Long Island Iced Tea 1/2 oz Vodka 1/2 oz Rum 1/2 oz Gin 1/2 oz Tequila 1/2 oz Triple Sec 1 oz Sweet and Sour mix Pour ingredients into cocktail shaker with ice, shake and strain into Hurrican glass, splash of Coke on top and garnish with a lime wedge.