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Join us for tales of terror from the icy corners of the internet and dangerous haunted house employees. We venture into a very spooky episode of Fantasy Island 4x01 "The Devil and Mandy Breem" / "Instant Millionaire" in which Ricardo Montalbán fights the Devil (Roddy McDowall). We ask the question we’ve all been wondering, why are there cops on Fantasy Island?

Welcome to spooky season. Alex has terrifying tales of Squid Games, Circles, and Space Emperors. Brad breaks down all the sports. Nobody understands what a reboot is. There are some powerful sales at our favorite website and we discover paranormal cat toys.

Breaking News: Music is cancelled. Alex finds a book that might be too much about robots. Brad gets bamboozled. We discuss the latest creepy offerings and some people are ticked off!

Jeremy Renner remains to be a famous actor for some reason did he make a deal with the devil or is it some sort of pyramid scheme? The world may never know. In T and T 1x11 “Junkyard Blues” Amy/Amanda has her car stolen and we meet the successful voice actor ever.

Happy Holidays! We kick off the holiday season with a full report on all our spooky friends at Halloween Horror Nights and our favorite creepy boutique of nonsense. This podcast is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan.

What is your go to go to holiday destination in New York? Brad meets a slew of new creepy friends in the entirely questionable Crypt Monster Universe, including Look-See a monster that kills sadsacks. T and T 1x10 "The Latest Development” makes us question child labor laws and Sophie dresses like a racecar bed.

We check back in on even more deals from our creepiest of pals. How will you spend 10k on spooks and spirits? Why are scientists denying monkey’s their treat jackpots? A baffling T and T 1x09 "On Ice" brings us a lot of questions about hockey and Canadian Law.

Tammy and Dan join us for a casual ep. The proper Halloween season is upon us and the theme parks are filled with creeps, monsters, ghouls, and sketchy vloggers. Our favorite website is selling you a wish making subscription service and also has some great vaguely described customer appreciation gifts. We learn some new bird facts and play a new JCVD based game.

Alex relates a tale of suspect firemen and proper travel dining. Brad has seen Suicide Squad and the Green Knight and fully understands the ending of both without the assistance of lunatics on the internet. What happens to a fuckboy deferred?

Have you fully washed and dried your bathtub mat lately? How’s your intelligent soap dispenser? Is everything in your bathroom insane? Alex is back from WhiteWasp Island and Brad is deep in a youtube doc K-Hole. Luckily, we aren’t adults overly invested in baby cartoons or basketball games.

Tammy and Dan are here to celebrate the Creepy Hollows Christmas in July Sale. We take a look at the worst father of the year and also the worst book that was ever forced on school children. There is a battle of quotes in JCVD vs VJ and a lot of people are TICKED OFF!

Welcome to a casual summer episode. Has butt-kicker technology gone too far? Brad has watched 2018’s “Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich” which is a confounding entry in Puppet Master cannon filled with weird choices. Will our Florida be Fauci-ed? And if it is, will we be Ticked Off?

Chris joins us with a new round of Guided by Parents. Alex has watched “The Tomorrow War” and Brad has lived in “The Forever Purge” In T and T 1x08 "And Baby Makes Nine" it turns out plotting to pawn your baby is not a great idea. Also this meth daddy deserves worse.

The world is a nightmare so enjoy this casual episode. Brad has seen “Fast 9” and latest very problematic entry into “The Conjuring” franchise. Following up on his very credible bird migration history, Alex reports on the “first invention to EVER tackle weight loss”. We help the Mormons with their parenting problems and try to unravel the mystery of the power triangle.

It’s summer and it’s very hot so we are having a casual episode. Amazon halo is stupid ugly garbage for idiots. Alex has visited Jackson TN. We check in on the Mormons who are dealing with some real insanity and creepy hollows is selling garbage from the future.

Check your pupil size before listening. Alex has some extremely dubious information about birds. Weddings are weird. We finally meet Sopie/Sophie in T and T 1x07 “The Silver Angel” which is by far the single greatest 23 minutes in television history. Mr. T and The Fat Boys help an old man who is robbing grocery stores.

Aliens aren’t real and neither is a deep fake map. A lot of people are ticked off and vacuum hoses are way to tricky. Sophie/Sopie remains missing in T and T 1x06 “Something in the Air” wherein a rich polo shirt wearing asshole becomes a frantic bomber in an elaborate plot to thwart PJ the DJ.

Would you save the life of an imperialist murderer or a lovable cartoon character? Spoiler alert: a lot of people are choosing the wrong answer. We’re continue to leave a candle in the window for Sophie/Sopie in T and T 1x05 “The Drop” a 13-year-old is going to be charged as an adult for delivering sweepstakes envelopes.

Brad reports in on the latest in doctor and postal drama. Alex has some Human vs Animal match-ups that seem wildly overconfident. We’re still waiting for Aunt Martha and Sophie/Sopie in T and T 1x04 “Stowaway” in which a would-be Ocean Boy is the victim of kidnapping by weapons smugglers.

Alex wants to see Covid patients attacked by bees. Brad has many thoughts on “Falcon can’t get a loan but is still fighting for capitalist imperialism: the tv show”. Mr. T’s birth month continues with T and T 1x03 “Settling the Score” wherein we learn the story of Mr. T’s framing, save a boxer’s license, meet a racist cop and continue to not feature Sophie or Aunt Martha.