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The world is a nightmare so enjoy this casual episode. Brad has seen “Fast 9” and latest very problematic entry into “The Conjuring” franchise. Following up on his very credible bird migration history, Alex reports on the “first invention to EVER tackle weight loss”. We help the Mormons with their parenting problems and try to unravel the mystery of the power triangle.

It’s summer and it’s very hot so we are having a casual episode. Amazon halo is stupid ugly garbage for idiots. Alex has visited Jackson TN. We check in on the Mormons who are dealing with some real insanity and creepy hollows is selling garbage from the future.

Check your pupil size before listening. Alex has some extremely dubious information about birds. Weddings are weird. We finally meet Sopie/Sophie in T and T 1x07 “The Silver Angel” which is by far the single greatest 23 minutes in television history. Mr. T and The Fat Boys help an old man who is robbing grocery stores.

Aliens aren’t real and neither is a deep fake map. A lot of people are ticked off and vacuum hoses are way to tricky. Sophie/Sopie remains missing in T and T 1x06 “Something in the Air” wherein a rich polo shirt wearing asshole becomes a frantic bomber in an elaborate plot to thwart PJ the DJ.

Would you save the life of an imperialist murderer or a lovable cartoon character? Spoiler alert: a lot of people are choosing the wrong answer. We’re continue to leave a candle in the window for Sophie/Sopie in T and T 1x05 “The Drop” a 13-year-old is going to be charged as an adult for delivering sweepstakes envelopes.

Brad reports in on the latest in doctor and postal drama. Alex has some Human vs Animal match-ups that seem wildly overconfident. We’re still waiting for Aunt Martha and Sophie/Sopie in T and T 1x04 “Stowaway” in which a would-be Ocean Boy is the victim of kidnapping by weapons smugglers.

Alex wants to see Covid patients attacked by bees. Brad has many thoughts on “Falcon can’t get a loan but is still fighting for capitalist imperialism: the tv show”. Mr. T’s birth month continues with T and T 1x03 “Settling the Score” wherein we learn the story of Mr. T’s framing, save a boxer’s license, meet a racist cop and continue to not feature Sophie or Aunt Martha.

Alex reports in on a completely unbelievable television premise and Brad finds an extremely specific Youtube channel. We continue to celebrate the birth month of Mr. T with T and T 1x02 “Mug Shot” in which a truly unnecessary criminal scheme is busted but the fashion crimes go unpunished.

Alex presents a questionable study and Brad is done with his doctor’s office. We begin to celebrate the birth month of Mr. T with the Canadian produced T and T 1x01 “Extortion in Chinatown” an insanely fast paced lesson on the dangers of placing cans too high and why not to water down siracha.

Lance Bass Catfishing requires people to remember who the fuck Lance Bass is. Jerk psychics are asking inappropriate questions at city hall/the sight of a terrible drowning. “Star” of Ancient Aliens and physicist –theoretically, Michio Kaku, is at it again. Also more Ticked Off!

Alex is very interested in measuring electricity via donut. Brad is very excited about his soon-to-be step royal grandchildren. We help some Mormons who are having some real “deep” thoughts about Physics and the morality of other people’s iced coffee. Also “Ticked Off” remains amazing.

Alex is spreading the story of Jesus and time traveling rabbits. Brad has watched the HBO QAnon documentary “Q: Into the Storm” and a lot of people are Ticked Off at some real losers.

Yes, people are still “Ticked Off!” including the people that were getting vaccinated with Alex. Pepsi is going big on mango in what is sure to be a wild failure. We discuss a shockingly entertaining four hour super hero film and a dismally boring 49 minutes of Falcon applying for a loan whilst infecting people with food poisoning.

Grab your favorite hot soda and enjoy this latest episode. Finally we understand that Alex’s racially insensitive remarks were the result of his microphone being on whilst being diabetic. Space scrappers vs The FBI was sadly not a hit. Brad’s algorithms are once again very specific and very wrong. We check back in on old people twitter AKA “Ticked Off!”

We discuss a dog cult founded on spite, lies about Monopoly studies and Florida’s ambitious new plan for debt forgiveness. “Murder among the Mormons” is a super bonkers documentary. A lot of people are visiting malls and restaurants which leads podcast hosts to being TICKED OFF!

Gatorade has designed a product to tell you when you should buy Gatorade and how much. We check in with some local newspapers to find out who’s ticked off and help some Mormons with their Mexican food and solve a real werewolf mystery.

Ladies and Gentlemen, we very well might have uncovered the most idiotic thing on the internet and nothing will ever be the same. Also, Biden’s opening child concentration camps and not sending $2000 checks.

Grab your favorite breakfast tartar sauce and your 6 best lathes and enjoy this wild new episode. We discuss the two hour 1986 pilot movie “Outlaws” in which cowboys time travel from the “good-ole days” to the horrible morally bankrupt modern era filled with stupid awful young people that are ALWAYS WRONG.

We finally get to some delayed ep 500 fears. Brad is investing his dogecoin wins into a giant black box that somehow fit into his car. Alex discovers a “subculture” of people that are gross parents. Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time” does have a surprising lack of portals of time, but there is Ursa, Uncle Phil, and Kari Wuhrer.

Kellyanne Conway belongs in prison. Ghost Restaurants are haunting your local eateries. We discuss the 1987 “Masters of the Universe” starring Dolph Lundgren, Frank Langella, and a genuinely repulsive troll.