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Happy Holidayzzzz! Tammy and Dan join the festivities as we get the latest controversial bird news and learn about the Mystical Ancient Aledo Merfolk and take time to give some tips to a teacher regarding the tone of the tale of terrible Tom and Tammy.

Happy Holidayzz friends. Join us as we do not review the Secretary Mayor Pete Doc. Was Supergirl written by Alex Jones as a PsyOp? The Dune movie really captures the fact that the book is largely about describing floating lamps and knives. T and T 1x12 “Killing Time” is weirdly dark and possible includes Mr. T murdering a guy. But it has some really solid camel statues.

Do you have elves in your family tree? What about Trolls? What about beloved comic book character Pip the Troll? Who wins in a fight between psychics and puppets? Do Hallmark movies Tick You Off? We have many questions and possibly some answers within.

Alex debuts his new wedding review/price breakdown show. Dan joins us to help breakdown the events of 17hrs worth of very sticky nonflammable Halloween shenanigans.

It’s a spookily casual episode. We propose a solution to the gun issue that should make most accidents a thing of the past. Also, the Mormons enter Kaku territory, Moon Angels are on sale, and people are ticked off about stamps.

Welcome spooky citizens. Dan and Brad report from the Haunted Road 2021. Alex attempts to navigate the not so haunted roads of Chicago with his trusty roll of duct tape. The devil is back to get Mr. Roark’s soul in Fantasy Island 5x02 "The Devil and Mr. Roarke" / "Ziegfeld Girls" / "Kid Corey Rides Again"

Chris joins us for an extra spooky episode filled with terrors. We have important creepy shopping updates as well as some long awaited ticked-offs. Brad has seen “Lamb” and is now willing to raise a lamb-child. Lance Henriksen is grizzled cop being menaced by the electricity ghost/Freddy Kruger knock-off of a serial killer he sent to the chair in “House III: The Horror Show”.

Join us for tales of terror from the icy corners of the internet and dangerous haunted house employees. We venture into a very spooky episode of Fantasy Island 4x01 "The Devil and Mandy Breem" / "Instant Millionaire" in which Ricardo Montalbán fights the Devil (Roddy McDowall). We ask the question we’ve all been wondering, why are there cops on Fantasy Island?

Welcome to spooky season. Alex has terrifying tales of Squid Games, Circles, and Space Emperors. Brad breaks down all the sports. Nobody understands what a reboot is. There are some powerful sales at our favorite website and we discover paranormal cat toys.

Breaking News: Music is cancelled. Alex finds a book that might be too much about robots. Brad gets bamboozled. We discuss the latest creepy offerings and some people are ticked off!

Jeremy Renner remains to be a famous actor for some reason did he make a deal with the devil or is it some sort of pyramid scheme? The world may never know. In T and T 1x11 “Junkyard Blues” Amy/Amanda has her car stolen and we meet the successful voice actor ever.

Happy Holidays! We kick off the holiday season with a full report on all our spooky friends at Halloween Horror Nights and our favorite creepy boutique of nonsense. This podcast is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan.

What is your go to go to holiday destination in New York? Brad meets a slew of new creepy friends in the entirely questionable Crypt Monster Universe, including Look-See a monster that kills sadsacks. T and T 1x10 "The Latest Development” makes us question child labor laws and Sophie dresses like a racecar bed.

We check back in on even more deals from our creepiest of pals. How will you spend 10k on spooks and spirits? Why are scientists denying monkey’s their treat jackpots? A baffling T and T 1x09 "On Ice" brings us a lot of questions about hockey and Canadian Law.

Tammy and Dan join us for a casual ep. The proper Halloween season is upon us and the theme parks are filled with creeps, monsters, ghouls, and sketchy vloggers. Our favorite website is selling you a wish making subscription service and also has some great vaguely described customer appreciation gifts. We learn some new bird facts and play a new JCVD based game.

Alex relates a tale of suspect firemen and proper travel dining. Brad has seen Suicide Squad and the Green Knight and fully understands the ending of both without the assistance of lunatics on the internet. What happens to a fuckboy deferred?

Have you fully washed and dried your bathtub mat lately? How’s your intelligent soap dispenser? Is everything in your bathroom insane? Alex is back from WhiteWasp Island and Brad is deep in a youtube doc K-Hole. Luckily, we aren’t adults overly invested in baby cartoons or basketball games.

Tammy and Dan are here to celebrate the Creepy Hollows Christmas in July Sale. We take a look at the worst father of the year and also the worst book that was ever forced on school children. There is a battle of quotes in JCVD vs VJ and a lot of people are TICKED OFF!

Welcome to a casual summer episode. Has butt-kicker technology gone too far? Brad has watched 2018’s “Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich” which is a confounding entry in Puppet Master cannon filled with weird choices. Will our Florida be Fauci-ed? And if it is, will we be Ticked Off?

Chris joins us with a new round of Guided by Parents. Alex has watched “The Tomorrow War” and Brad has lived in “The Forever Purge” In T and T 1x08 "And Baby Makes Nine" it turns out plotting to pawn your baby is not a great idea. Also this meth daddy deserves worse.