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We catch up on all the news as the entire world has gone insane. What exactly is Tom Hanks doing? Alex brings some shocking news. T and T 1x17 – “The Game” introduces us to the lamest kid in school who is being framed for a series of burglaries and probably deserves it.

We get an update us on Dating via a Glass Monolith: The TV Show. Brad ventures out to find a new front of Newspaper coverage and we meet a new enemy in the form of a wildly incompetent editor. Also parking at the pump out of spite is the hottest trend of the season.

Alex updates us on the Catholic Church and his undying love of the Andrew Yang Libertarian Grift Podcast. Bobba Fett is a fun ride. People are obviously still ticked off at pump parkers.

What is lunch? Can anyone solve this ancient riddle? Cincinnati has lost its damn mind. We discuss T and T 1x16 – “Black And White” is all about Detective Jones being a shitty cop and a terrible Husband. Neither of things are even slightly surprising.

Alex is the same age as a man two years older than him and Brad will remain young forever. Unfortunately, Nazis are everywhere and some of them are getting flirted with in the chat. Clothes and sheets are necessary, Andrew Yang is not. People are still ticked off about gas station etiquette.

If you show up at the right place at the right time with the right logo on the right card you might possibly be able to get a Covid test in the 3rd year of a pandemic. Alex has some personality tests from the 30’s. Brad ventures into Omicron country to see MST3k Live and meet some real humans. We check in on Jackson TN and some of its sketchiest scammer residents.

Don’t talk to a Giraffe until its had its morning coffee. Backwards-Dracula-Sophie finally gets a proper episode in T and T 1x16 "Sophie a la Modem" wherein a Crime gets thwarted by two littles and a curtain-twitcher. And stick around until the end for a wild McDonalds Revelation.

Alex has the latest Spotify stats that we didn’t know we had Brad brings some great motivational tips for 2022 and we discuss T and T 1x15 – “Playing with Fire” wherein everyone is completely bonkers and Detective Jones is actively trying to get an innocent girl behind bars.

Alex reports in on the latest lunar water-based programming. We check in on Ticked Off! And delve into T and T 1x13 – “Sweet Tooth” that really makes us question what a scam is.

We close out 2021 with Solstice merriment a look into the absolute nonsense in Riverdale and we look over the films of 2021 via the Bing Translator.

Happy Holidayzzzzzzzzzz! Alex is deep in holiday video editing, which is obviously NO EXCUSE for substandard holiday decorations. Mr. T kidnaps/helps latchkey kid Emmanuel Lewis in 1984’s “A Christmas Dream”

Happy Holidayzzzzzzzz! We further discuss the enraging documentary “The Fight Before Christmas” and return to the bewildering Netflix/Hudgensverse with “The Princess Switch 3: Romancing the Star”

Happy Holidayzzzzzz! Welcome bravehearts, in this episode we give some solid notes of constructive criticism as well question what sort of criminals are lurking everywhere.

Happy Holidayzzzz! Tammy and Dan join the festivities as we get the latest controversial bird news and learn about the Mystical Ancient Aledo Merfolk and take time to give some tips to a teacher regarding the tone of the tale of terrible Tom and Tammy.

Happy Holidayzz friends. Join us as we do not review the Secretary Mayor Pete Doc. Was Supergirl written by Alex Jones as a PsyOp? The Dune movie really captures the fact that the book is largely about describing floating lamps and knives. T and T 1x12 “Killing Time” is weirdly dark and possible includes Mr. T murdering a guy. But it has some really solid camel statues.

Do you have elves in your family tree? What about Trolls? What about beloved comic book character Pip the Troll? Who wins in a fight between psychics and puppets? Do Hallmark movies Tick You Off? We have many questions and possibly some answers within.

Alex debuts his new wedding review/price breakdown show. Dan joins us to help breakdown the events of 17hrs worth of very sticky nonflammable Halloween shenanigans.

It’s a spookily casual episode. We propose a solution to the gun issue that should make most accidents a thing of the past. Also, the Mormons enter Kaku territory, Moon Angels are on sale, and people are ticked off about stamps.

Welcome spooky citizens. Dan and Brad report from the Haunted Road 2021. Alex attempts to navigate the not so haunted roads of Chicago with his trusty roll of duct tape. The devil is back to get Mr. Roark’s soul in Fantasy Island 5x02 "The Devil and Mr. Roarke" / "Ziegfeld Girls" / "Kid Corey Rides Again"

Chris joins us for an extra spooky episode filled with terrors. We have important creepy shopping updates as well as some long awaited ticked-offs. Brad has seen “Lamb” and is now willing to raise a lamb-child. Lance Henriksen is grizzled cop being menaced by the electricity ghost/Freddy Kruger knock-off of a serial killer he sent to the chair in “House III: The Horror Show”.