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Which 80s action star is going to be crowned with the CBS boomer mantle? Alex checks in on the aerobic bungee subculture. We discover a really helpful solution to all the waste that comes from cooking wild pokemon at home when you are on a budget but want to play a game on your lunch break without money.

Back to apology corner thanks to Meatball Ron. We dicuss the Eli Roth Virtual Valentine’s experience “Be Mine” Brad ventured into a post-apocalyptic movie theater to watch the tension in Dave Bautista’s near exploding shirt in Knock at the Cabin. Alex explores 70s fanfiction about Darth.

We have survived the invasion of the secret terror attack balloons. Alex introduces us to some wild new laser technology. Florida launches time travel laws and some new cop cars.

We drop by apology corner to make amends for some of our mistakes. Brad has watched “There’s Something Wrong with the Children” Let’s all take a look back at a simpler time when Commemorative Plates where things that people paid money for.

Bravehearts don’t play by the rules. Brad went to a haunted mall to see Skinamarink… it certainly is a thing you can do if you want 100 minutes to feel like five hours. Alex updates us on tech that we don’t want to use. We try to work out the difference between hobbits and quarterbacks.

New television tech sounds wildly unimpressive. Brad and his new bff M3GAN help a neighbor with their constant medical issues. We check in on Cadmon’s memorial and get further confused by the inspector Gadget family tree. Also… Mormon Jokes!

We enter 2023 ready to escape into new virtual worlds. Also, Brad’s new neighbor Jair is having a rough week. Luckily we have news about the greatest deals on absolute nonsense.

We explore the worst high tech bathroom solutions available. Brad reports in on the wildly stupid “Avatar: The Way of Lisa Frank”. Alex uses as AI as a scapegoat to once again get us to listen to his wildly immoral filth. We check in on some end of the 2022 ticked offs!

Happy Holidayzzz! We read some of Alex’s scandalous and wildly inappropriate writings and discuss 2022’s QVC original holiday movie “Holly and the Hot Chocolate” a 66 minute movie that will force us to spend at least 90 minutes discussing the Mayor’s face.

Happy Holidayzz! We are in full celebration mode with all of Omnivore friends. Alex has endured Theoretical Holiday Magicians and Brad is living in the future AKA throwing paper airplanes and watching Unsolved Mysteries.

Alex is continuing his annual tradition of mediocre holiday decorations when not catching up on the latest zine at the company store. Brad is trying to work out the enduring mystery of Cadmon. We find ourselves in Sasebo for a bewildering piece of the puzzle.

Alex is gaming with the Infinaut Brad continues to live in an apartment of unending catastrophe. We check in to give some advice to the Mormons including what to with your foot water at the Golden Corral.

In our post Halloween episode we are still being haunted by spooky spectres. Alex proposes some wildly controversial and psychotic dish washing theories. Brad is forced into buying bedding out of anxiety. Mao is proven correct once again on the subject of landlords. Keep your ears and eyeballs peeled and sanded for live updates.

Alex is back with the latest spooky updates. Get ready for House Fire Facts, Tech updates, and GrampyTube. We discuss a great episode of the radio show: Suspense! “The House in Cyprus Canyon” From 12/05/46 an eerie tale of Smile Wolves and Table Turning Red Wine.

Chris joins Brad to open the Lamont Sanford Configuration in this very spooky episode. We discuss Snake Capitalism woes, Rem Lazar, the two crimes that should require prison sentences, and spirits looking for to be re-homed. Baby Henry Cavill and Lance Henriksen are in the wildly manic and kooky Hellraiser: Hellworld.

Join us as we delve into all of the antics from some truly spooky adventures. Tammy and Dan are here to discuss this year’s amazing behind the scenes unmasking tour of Halloween Horror Nights. Also,we discuss The Haunted Road… an event that occurred.

What could be spookier than a hurricane/flu combo? How to creep into a camp. Phrogger: Hider in my House has descended into absolute madness. If you are looking for a graduation story set in Gaum we have a truly amazing episode for you.

Shoutout to the girlboss fascist leader in Italy! Shower Phones are here to stay. It’s a pre-hurricane ep full of shenanigans to fill all of your non-scheduled free leisure time. We delve back into the Keyes Family Saga as the search for Cadmon continues.

Hey Spook Squad, we’re in full post 9/11 holiday mode. Brad breaks down all creepiest of creeps at Halloween Horror Nights including some unlisted monsters that will chill you to your core.

Happy Holidays! We kick off the holiday season by reading some very appropriate materials, discussing some completely useful science facts, and getting conned by the most mediocre event of the season. It’s truly the most magical time of the year.