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On the cusp of episode 600 the game is afoot, and we prepare for the coming of Franco Macalousso. Alex tries to trick us into believe into spice lies. We learn that street racers are not the only problem.

Think of a number and keep it yourself forever. Alex reports in on the Super Mario Movie which oddly does not feature a devolution machine or Lance Henriksen playing a pile of fungus. We are brave enough to ask the important question: How are you using your superpowers to help the podcast? We explore some very questionable Top Ten Lists.

We are once again uncovering all the mysteries, where they be dental or involving unnamed chocolatiers. Riverdale has returned and is certainly more exciting than mold remediation. What is more confusing: A misprinted Doby Gillis or person kissing bugs.

Join us on our dental mystery investigation podcast! Alex survives Miami without being arrested for thought crimes. We are outraged by our lack of imdb credits. The late 90s were certainly a time in which movies were made. The breakdown of top cereal sales is bonkers.

We are TICKED OFF at dove promises. The rise of the Dolphin-Cow hybrids is at hand and it’s only a matter of time before they are unwittingly trained to kill the President of the United States. Video Board Games were a thing. Alex is playing spooky golf in the metaverse.

Brad deals with a landmine of dental questions and conundrums. Alex has a vague study that says people like money or something. Smile-monsters can really wreck a birthday party. We check some more reviews from the astral realm. NPR is more of a vibe than a news source.

Which 80s action star is going to be crowned with the CBS boomer mantle? Alex checks in on the aerobic bungee subculture. We discover a really helpful solution to all the waste that comes from cooking wild pokemon at home when you are on a budget but want to play a game on your lunch break without money.

Back to apology corner thanks to Meatball Ron. We dicuss the Eli Roth Virtual Valentine’s experience “Be Mine” Brad ventured into a post-apocalyptic movie theater to watch the tension in Dave Bautista’s near exploding shirt in Knock at the Cabin. Alex explores 70s fanfiction about Darth.

We have survived the invasion of the secret terror attack balloons. Alex introduces us to some wild new laser technology. Florida launches time travel laws and some new cop cars.

We drop by apology corner to make amends for some of our mistakes. Brad has watched “There’s Something Wrong with the Children” Let’s all take a look back at a simpler time when Commemorative Plates where things that people paid money for.

Bravehearts don’t play by the rules. Brad went to a haunted mall to see Skinamarink… it certainly is a thing you can do if you want 100 minutes to feel like five hours. Alex updates us on tech that we don’t want to use. We try to work out the difference between hobbits and quarterbacks.

New television tech sounds wildly unimpressive. Brad and his new bff M3GAN help a neighbor with their constant medical issues. We check in on Cadmon’s memorial and get further confused by the inspector Gadget family tree. Also… Mormon Jokes!

We enter 2023 ready to escape into new virtual worlds. Also, Brad’s new neighbor Jair is having a rough week. Luckily we have news about the greatest deals on absolute nonsense.

We explore the worst high tech bathroom solutions available. Brad reports in on the wildly stupid “Avatar: The Way of Lisa Frank”. Alex uses as AI as a scapegoat to once again get us to listen to his wildly immoral filth. We check in on some end of the 2022 ticked offs!

Happy Holidayzzz! We read some of Alex’s scandalous and wildly inappropriate writings and discuss 2022’s QVC original holiday movie “Holly and the Hot Chocolate” a 66 minute movie that will force us to spend at least 90 minutes discussing the Mayor’s face.

Happy Holidayzz! We are in full celebration mode with all of Omnivore friends. Alex has endured Theoretical Holiday Magicians and Brad is living in the future AKA throwing paper airplanes and watching Unsolved Mysteries.

Alex is continuing his annual tradition of mediocre holiday decorations when not catching up on the latest zine at the company store. Brad is trying to work out the enduring mystery of Cadmon. We find ourselves in Sasebo for a bewildering piece of the puzzle.

Alex is gaming with the Infinaut Brad continues to live in an apartment of unending catastrophe. We check in to give some advice to the Mormons including what to with your foot water at the Golden Corral.

In our post Halloween episode we are still being haunted by spooky spectres. Alex proposes some wildly controversial and psychotic dish washing theories. Brad is forced into buying bedding out of anxiety. Mao is proven correct once again on the subject of landlords. Keep your ears and eyeballs peeled and sanded for live updates.

Alex is back with the latest spooky updates. Get ready for House Fire Facts, Tech updates, and GrampyTube. We discuss a great episode of the radio show: Suspense! “The House in Cyprus Canyon” From 12/05/46 an eerie tale of Smile Wolves and Table Turning Red Wine.