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Dan joins Brad to discuss the spooky scary monsters we’ve met at Universal studios thus far at Halloween Horror Nights. There are some truly upsetting weirdos lurking all around us.

Happy Holidays! Join us as we launch into the festive season of the year with tales of spooks, kings, and wizards with heads still attached to their bodies.

Alex endures all the vehicular drama Brad visits a chaotic theme park event and checks in on professional incel Dr JeYkll. We return to Talkin’ Tulsa Tonight with Tulsa King1x02 “Center of the Universe” in which Stallone goes to the DMV and opens a Checking Account before descending into a wild THC infused boomer rant.

Will I be tackled by security if I attempt to wear jeans and a shirt? We ask the tough questions. Also we somehow survive the pilot episode of Fubar1x01 “Take Your Daughter to Work Day” wherein Arnold Schwarzeneggar is one day away from retirement until his being a shitty father and a state-sponsored murderer culminate in nearly an hour of CBS style action/comedy/whatever.

Nice try but I will not fall for your entrapments, Nextdoor! We delve into the pilot episode of Tulsa King 1x01 “Go West, Old Man” in which the weirdly proportioned Dwight 'The General' Manfredi gets out of prison after 25 years of being a chump and is immediately sent off to Oklahoma.

Alex returns from the geologically and ethnically secluded White Wasp Island. As the spooky 9/11 season is on the horizon Brad has seen “Talk to Me” and he’s still trying to forget some of the terrifying sounds. Safety Question: How many toddlers is too many?

Tammy and Dan bring their trusty tennis balls and join Brad for some very reasonable cop facts. We also check in on some of our local weirdos and unscramble some movie-mix’em-ups.

Please do not share this podcast with a gorilla they would definitely not be able to stay awake through charger-talk. Brad reports on the most recent in the Insidious franchise and it’s soundtrack. We take a strong stance against Albert Einstein’s hat blowing off his head. Threads: It kind of exists assuming you want to read some useless nonsense.

We’re back for summer time sizzling casual episode. Alex is really good at ruining go-karts for everybody. Brad encounters a product that is unwieldy and impractical.

Turbulence is up and Alex is down… with a case of the Navi blues. We get a report on the latest season of the truly terrifying show “The Ultimatum.” All of your questions regarding terrorcons, predacons, cosmic keys, and wildly convoluted timelines in regards to the latest transformers prequel are dealt with.

14 years in we ask the very important question: What the hell is a terrorcon? Alex learns that trampolines can be just as real as real basketball. Brad dips into the secret local Tiki bar and then meets his new trauma-based monster pal The Boogeyman. In T and T 1x24 “Now You See It” A psychic comes to Amy/Amanda with a case that doesn’t make any sense at all and Mr. T helps a kid who is definitely not on drugs to clean up and turn his life around. Finally, we have some wildly confusing tales generated from A.I. featuring T.S. Turner: Monster Hunter.

Grab your communal stack of buddy towels and prepare to support the woman with dementia who flew the confederate flag over San Francisco. Brad has seen Fast X and Alex has dipped into the Quantum Realm. In T and T 1x23 “Working it Out” Mr. T helps a woman join the gym whilst Amy/Amanda tries to convince Decker to convert it into antisemitic private club for men while wearing a workout corsage.

We read the word one of our greatest political minds. Alex buys some non-nazi candy from his favorite internet personality and reports in on the latest in Zelda. In T and T 1x22 “Mickey’s Choice” Mr. T intervenes on an Oliver Twist Scenario and a man wearing a tire on his head is not the worst dressed individual.

It’s episode 600 and it’s May, so clearly we have to celebrate with the bizarre Christian film Apocalypse: Judgement (2001) featuring big-time devil hater Mr. T really really wanting to shoot someone.

On the cusp of episode 600 the game is afoot, and we prepare for the coming of Franco Macalousso. Alex tries to trick us into believe into spice lies. We learn that street racers are not the only problem.

Think of a number and keep it yourself forever. Alex reports in on the Super Mario Movie which oddly does not feature a devolution machine or Lance Henriksen playing a pile of fungus. We are brave enough to ask the important question: How are you using your superpowers to help the podcast? We explore some very questionable Top Ten Lists.

We are once again uncovering all the mysteries, where they be dental or involving unnamed chocolatiers. Riverdale has returned and is certainly more exciting than mold remediation. What is more confusing: A misprinted Doby Gillis or person kissing bugs.

Join us on our dental mystery investigation podcast! Alex survives Miami without being arrested for thought crimes. We are outraged by our lack of imdb credits. The late 90s were certainly a time in which movies were made. The breakdown of top cereal sales is bonkers.

We are TICKED OFF at dove promises. The rise of the Dolphin-Cow hybrids is at hand and it’s only a matter of time before they are unwittingly trained to kill the President of the United States. Video Board Games were a thing. Alex is playing spooky golf in the metaverse.

Brad deals with a landmine of dental questions and conundrums. Alex has a vague study that says people like money or something. Smile-monsters can really wreck a birthday party. We check some more reviews from the astral realm. NPR is more of a vibe than a news source.