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What month is it? When are we recording this? When are we posting it? How do calendars work? Look, time is a flat circle or whatever. We’re doing Animation August, ok? Brad attempts to explain “Skyscraper” and Alex learns about the battle of Gettysburg. We discuss Captain N: The Game Master 1x09 "Nightmare on Mother Brain's Street"which is mega weirdicus.

Happy Holidayzzz as Xmas in July comes to a close. Brad continues to live a Moviepass life. Alex discovers the worst podcast ever devised. Dr Quinn 5x13 “Season of Miracles” gives us the yuletide origin story of Marvel’s Daredevil in frontier times.

Jon Pernisek joins us to spread Xmas in July cheer as we discuss latest in moviepass shenanigans and the most painful 35 second advertisement ever created. We play Drum, Pay,Toast! The Equalizer 3x11 “Christmas Presence” presents us with a child with AIDS and the drunken barkeep that wants to straight up murder him.

Brad reports on an insane amount of movies, some of which involve upsetting puppets, cowboy dinosaur dinner theatre, and John Travolta’s face. Alex relates some truly terrifying travel nightmares on his journey to White Wasp Island. We begin Christmas in July with our pals on The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis 2x10 “Jangle Bells”.

Brad is besieged by The Man and irate fast food workers. Alex gives some important and upsetting Encyclopedia Brown update. Jonathon introduces us to “The Mundane Game” We close out Jason Bateman month with Some of My Best Friends...1x03 “Scenes From an Italian Party”

Alex encounters some Hanson deepcuts in the wild. Brad reports in on Best F(r)iends part II. Jonathon is here in spirit and in his own voicemail block. Jason Bateman month continues with Valerie 1x03 “The Wrong Stuff” which is more entertaining than that episode of nurses, I guess.

Brad learns that anything is legal in Florida if you have out of state plates. Billy Dee Williams misses coconut water. Alex has mediocre taste of Cincinnati and some fun at the YMCA. Jonathon gives us some tips on running our worker co-op. Jason Bateman month begins with It’s Your Move 1x03 “Dating Games”

Alex reports in on Infinity War and a shocking two part Grey’s Anatomy. Brad is listening to incredibly awkward podcasts whilst making high-end Jughead haberdashery. We watch the 1987 GI Joe Movie and try to understand what is going on.

Dummies don’t know what rich is. Alex is studying up on black majick “Blood Over Intent” videos in hopes that we can start making Chapo dollars. Brad helps Alex chose his ideal cosplay outfit. We help some more mormons and break a little ice.

We take a casual turn as we are still recovering from the horrors of April Anarchy. Brad Continues his Moviepass Life. There are an inordinate amount of people that do not understand how spaces work and want to fuck the Lost in Space Robot. Free Comic Book Day delivers some shocking Riverdale revelations and we turn Alex into a G.I. Joe character.

We’re back for part two of the 2018 April Anarchy Monster Bracket Showdown. Meet 19 terrifying creatures as they battle for the crown of the most vile monsters we have met in the past year. Don’t listen to this episode in the dark or while eating.

Join us for part one of the 2018 April Anarchy Monster Bracket Showdown. The Junior Bracket may be small in size but is chock full or terrifying Creepers, Peepers, Celebs, and shocking surprises. Beware, these aren’t your old man’s monsters.

There’s a hider in your trunk and we hope it’s not from a capitalist cockroach farm. Alex is going for strolls all the live long day and Brad finally saw “Chappaquiddick”. We play Giving Advice: THE GAME with our pals on Mormon Hub.

Alex reports in on local book sales and what part Alf will play in Avengers Infinity War. Brad continues his MoviePass Lifestyle with “Aardvark” and “Truth or Dare”. We discuss Monsters 2x22 “The Gift” in which Abe Vigoda is bested by a rich kid and a 200 year old monster man with a convenient amount of superpowers.

Brad is holding onto his sanity by a thread. Jonathon brings us some hot campus lingo from the 1880’s. Alex has updates in upsetting foreign technology. Swamp Thing: The Series 1x11 “Falco” might be the dumbest thing ever created, also Swamp Narc lectures a bird.

We finally learn which Shadow People are following us. When not being slapped by his daughter, Alex is exploring the world of Encyclopedia Brown. Brad reports on a grip of mostly mediocre movies. Monster month continues with Swamp Thing: The Series 2x09 “Smoke and Mirrors” in which Swamp Narc teaches a successful musician that Rock Music is bad by tricking him into shooting his manager.

Alex has some Japanese pepsi news, Jon Pernisek brings us a truly shocking transcript. Brad reports on the super creepy fun ride “Unsane”. We kickoff monster month with 1x02 “Holly’s House” a 20 minute show with hours of questionable fashion.

Brad has seen the cinematic treasure "Hurricane Heist" and nothing will ever be the same. Alex tells us all about Duck Season and it's lasting impacts. We watch the truly bizarre television program My Mother the Car 1x03 "What Makes Auntie Freeze" in which Jerry Van Dyke runs afoul of herda hada balloon justice.

Check your Angel Numbers before you listen to this episode. Old timey balloon walking was a future trend that never quite panned out… yet. We help some Mormons with their serious problems and are leery of Israeli eye laser tech. We discuss the truly awful show “Nurses” and discuss the truly awful episode 1x03 "This Joint Is Jumpin'"

Alex has returned to the free north and Brad is luckily not a murderer. We agree that Steven Spielberg is a mixed bag at best. Moviepass life continues with “Game Night” and “Red Sparrow” Alex is watching “The Magicians” AKA grad school for majicks. Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman 1x03 “The Visitor” wherein Dr. Quinn’s mother comes to town carrying around an insane amount of cash money