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It’s the future episode two and a half years in the making. Gather round and listen to the tales of the Monster Castle and its residents. It’s a nightmarish land of blue cakes, upsetting appliances, and questionable décor.

Welcome to 2019 a year for hard hitting discussions about: mattresses, imagination rooms, and dog show antics. We play a game of Zoo-points and proudly announce that Alex is getting a dog if he likes it or not.

Happy Holidayzzzzzz. Alex meets a liar that talks corporate nonsense. We discuss game-changing ideas for work holiday parties and play a festive round of "How Does it End." Matlock 4x13 "The Scrooge" features scrappy street kids, confused dulcimer playing and the rise of the October Calhouns.

Happy Holidayzzzz. Our long lost comrade Jon Pernisek returns to “Pernisek-up” the runtime of the podcast. We discuss skittering demons, workplace monsters, cringe-inducing podcasts and the holiday film “A Mom For Christmas” which is truly a chilling tale of terror.

Happy Holidayz friends. Alex got Black Friday bamboozled and Brad is trying to navigate the Florida rental market. We discuss drinks that taste like trees, cops that are too alive, read some ‘comedy’ advice, and the pure insanity that is the Netflix original holiday film “The Princess Switch”

Happy Holidayz friends. We read some Dove Promises Alex drops some truly game changing shocking spoilers. We give some podcast recommendations and discuss the latest kooky antics on Riverdale and The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina.

Happy Holidayz and we are bringing in a harvest of stolen valor and chill shenanigans. Brad has been hanging out with dog pals and Alex is ready to hunt for saints and discuss ‘club play’. We discuss Amazing Stories 2x09 “Thanksgiving” in which David Carradine becomes hole-people food.

Join us for this chill ep as Alex gives an important update on Spidergeddon 2018 We have some shocking news about our Mormon friends and play a festive game of “Pumpkin Spice or No Spice” also we learn about some interesting parenting/lifestyle techniques.

Alex introduces some truly terrifying ways to waste money. Even your local meteor man will tremble in horror. We give cat advice to some people with paranormal problems and discuss Dr Quinn Medicine Woman 4x05 “Halloween 3” which features a cute dog that can cure arthritis.

Alex is on the case of a newspaper mystery. Brad has seen the first film in Sony’s Little Orphan Annie Extended Universe. We also discuss season tickets, paper shredders and pockets. Night Gallery 3x1 “The Return of the Sorcerer” is super kooky and features Vincent Price paying Bill Bixby $750 a week to move in and read him a single page of a book.

Alex survives a true spider horror situation. Brad has seen “Peppermint” AKA Jennifer Garner’s latest entry into the MCU. We discuss the Are you Afraid of the Dark 5x12 “The Tale of the Night Shift” which features vampires that cosplay as little girls.

Alex Reports in on the latest board game news. Brad continues to live a Halloween Horror Nights Life. We help some Mormons with the computer woes and Chris joins us as we get into the spookiest season of the year with a game of “Guided by Parents” and the scandalous BBC program “Ghostwatch”

Brad got thwarted in his attempt to live an A-List life. Cincinnati people are trash and should be shunned from polite society. Alex promises something mediocre for episode 800. Brad reports in on Halloween Horror Nights opening night. We take a look into the far future of August 2018 on Seaquest DSV 1x16 “Whale Song”.

We report on “Coupon Faeries”, the worst toothbrush, Amazon trees, and things weirder than “The Nun”. Advise is givien and Sci-Fi September moves forward as we discuss the barely decipherable 1985 episode of Doctor Who “Revelation of the Daleks: Part 1”.

Happy Holidays friends, join us as we discuss movies and give some proper advice to people that have been denied freedom. Sci-Fi September starts off with The Outer Limits 6x17 “Gettysburg” in which Alex Diakun sends some redneck civil war re-enactors back in time to learn their lesson. They inadvertently cause Meatloaf to kill Barack Obama.

Join us as we fly our flags at double-mast! Brad begins a new movie lifestyle. Alex reports in on proper lifeguard/mystery solver training. We play Giving Advice: THE GAME and discuss the worst wedding story.

Brad discusses the latest in Slenderpass. Alex has has seen The Goat, or Mamma Mia: Here we go Again! The latest Coca-Cola Short Film Commercial is painfully awful. We finish off Animation August with a true classic Mister T 2x09 “The U.F.O. Mystery” and 3x04 “The Playtown Mystery

Jon Pernisek breaks out a new game called “WWMBP?” --What Would Brad MoviePass? Unfortunately this game is most likely already impossible thanks to shifting sand of that once great service. We watch the Second half of the pilot to Denver the Last Dinosaur and Rambo: The Force of Freedom Episode 13 "Raid on Las Vegas”

Would you read to a stranger to disrupt the status quo? Would you do it to steal from venture capital assholes? Brad saw The Equalizer 2 and it was great. Alex tells us about someone exploring the possibility of hobbies. Animation August drags on as we watch the first half of the pilot to Denver the Last Dinosaur and the first episode of Galaxy High.

Alex is dealing with horrifying unknown terrors invading his home like some sort of H.P. Lovecraft nightmare. Brad continues to promote Opera. American Hero Jon Pernisek is here to help us discuss She-Ra Episode 1x63 “Flowers for Hordak” and Rubik: The Amazing Cube 1x09 “Honolulu Rubik”