John Branyan's Comedy Sojourn Podcast

Hey, Neighbor! John has been driving a lot, and the baby has been sick a lot. And if you want Andrew to do something DON'T TELL HIM YOU WANT HIM TO DO IT.  But enough about us...Next: Did you know PhD's are just pieces of paper? And later:  What's the deal with people selecting "work wives" and "work husbands?" Contact the comedian's family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com

Sound Bites "What did you... you hydroplane?""There will be blood.""It's like stepping on a mine.""You better be playing HORSE!""We would do BB gun fights.""We thought that we could make a boat.""It held for a little bit.""What if there's like foil Pokemon cards?""I still want to do stuff like that.""It's like geocaching.""The geocaching movie script is wide open." Summary In this engaging conversation, the hosts explore various themes ranging from driving in adverse weather conditions to reflections on classic films and childhood games. They discuss the misconceptions surrounding four-wheel drive vehicles in icy conditions, share their thoughts on iconic movies like Citizen Kane and Once Upon a Time in the West, and reminisce about the games they played as children. The dialogue is filled with humor and insights, making it a delightful listen for anyone interested in these topics. In this conversation, the speakers reminisce about their childhood experiences, focusing on the games they played, the injuries t

Welcome, Neighbor! All the cool people hold their headphones instead of wearing them... It's a busy day today because we're having TWO parties in ONE!   The annual Soup-er Bowl Party, in which we pretend to care about football but we are most interested in the food...   Luke (The Pod Ninja) is a Fair Weather Football Fan.  But he thinks there's something wrong with the men who care too much about sports... Next: The Peaches asked The Pod Ninja to make some boxes, and he nearly killed himself. But, speaking of boxes, there's a story in there about how to make your wife (and daughter) sing and dance in the kitchen... Later:  Silas turned seven, and his intricate birthday decorations have reminded us of the benefits of PLODDING.   Email the Comedian's Family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com

Sound Bites "Crowd work is all pretty much the same.""Grammy award winning artists on the riff session.""We are in absolutely every part of your life.""I don't remember caring who was president.""I just don't respond.""It should be its own merit.""If it was free.""I swear, I won't pop a video out every day.""You'll never hear from me!""I was going to do a whole YouTube channel of drum covers.""I made sure he was okay. Because he biffed pretty good."  

Hello, Neighbor. We know that YOU are very theologically astute, so YOU know that it's important for Christians to order their loves.   God, then Family, then countrymen...   But, not every Christian agrees! JD Vance got himself in trouble for saying this is a Christian concept. Contact the Comedian's Family by emailing nextdoor@johnbranyan.com

Sound Bites "That's our theme song.""Is that a... Is that a recorder?""Nobody cares.""It's a dilemma for me.""What about swim socks?""I think I've heard them.""Nobody calls them swim socks.""You can merge with confidence.""There could be a mouse in there!""This is a very simple fix.""Did you try wiggling stuff?" Chapters 00:00 Introduction and Theme Song Discussion03:00 Mail Reliability and Delivery Changes06:01 The Evolution of Mail and Its Importance08:58 The Role of Mail Carriers in Society12:00 Humor in Mail Delivery and Personal Experiences14:50 The Future of Mail and Delivery Services18:34 The Mystery of Swim Socks20:40 Crocs: The Slippery Truth24:41 The Life of an Old Car30:44 Mileage vs. Age: The Human Condition34:01 The Science of Maintenance36:58 The Challenge of Car Maintenance42:22 The Art of Reassembly44:15 Sparks and Safety in Car Repairs46:37 Engaging with the Audience: The Power of Negativity50:04 Insect Encounters: A Humorous Perspective

Welcome, Neighbor!  We're looking at old photos and solving old mysteries. Then, Phil Vischer is helping a non-profit spread the news that THEY NEED MONEY NOW MORE THAN EVER!  And that support letter would have gone to spam with all the other support letters, except they are capitalizing on the CRISIS of a new President.  Should non-profits take government money and then freak out when the government stops sending them money? Later:  Poltics are terrible and they're just a huge distraction--and also trans people are being victimized you cry-baby witch.  Thanks for listening to The Comedian Next Door on the Fight Laugh Feast Network!  Email us at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com 

Bob Smiley joins Luke and John! In this engaging conversation, the hosts delve into various topics ranging from the challenges and experiences of virtual comedy performances to the dynamics of gender in nursing. They share humorous anecdotes about their personal lives, discuss the importance of audience engagement in comedy, and explore the nuances of branding and sponsorship. The conversation also touches on the peculiarities of food smells and personal preferences, creating a light-hearted yet insightful dialogue. In this engaging conversation, the hosts explore various humorous aspects of healthcare, relationships, and the art of comedy. They discuss the nuances of tipping in the healthcare industry, the evolution of medical practices, and the everyday challenges faced by healthcare professionals. The conversation shifts to the comedic exploration of snoring and its impact on relationships, highlighting the humorous dynamics between partners. The hosts also share insights into the process of crafting comed

Let's get this things started, Neighbor!  Who needs the Comedian?! John wants to ask Luke a sincere question about knives...  But Luke has some strange utensil habits. (And this reminds us of the Double Sauce Fiasco...)  So many contradictions! Then: Do we need a "Christian Andrew Tate"?  What would that even look like?  Christians love the idea of being able to win people to Christ by being cool and popular. But that's not the method of spreading the Gospel that seems to be described in Scripture. Later: What's the difference between a "role model" and an "authority figure?" Contact the Comedian's Family by emailing nextdoor@johnbranyan.com

In this conversation, the hosts explore various themes surrounding meal times, cultural practices, and the influence of role models in society. They humorously debate the appropriate time to eat dinner, delve into cultural differences regarding meal times, and discuss the concept of siestas. The conversation shifts to the impact of figures like Andrew Tate on young men and the need for positive role models. They conclude by examining the nature of role models and the accountability that comes with being one. In this conversation, the speakers explore various themes surrounding masculinity, media influence, the illusion of wealth, the phenomenon of viral trends, the search for genuine role models, and the realities of being a landlord. They discuss how media shapes perceptions of masculinity, the superficiality of wealth displayed online, and the unexpected popularity of a viral Christmas tree. The conversation also touches on the challenges of finding authentic role models in a world dominated by influencers,

Pour yourself a steaming cup of water and join us at the table! Keep some distance from the baby or he might hit you with his butternut squash... What's the protocol for giving someone a pet as a gift?  (Luke and his sister receieved rabbits one year.  It was traumatic.) Later: Is there any podcast doing more work for the Kingdom of God than Joe Rogan? He hosted an Old Testament scholar recently...and probably millions of people are going to be saved as a result.   Contact the Comedian's family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com/

Maybe we need you to join us on a future Riff Session. Would you like to do that?Send a note to nextdoor@johnbranyan.com or hit me up on Twitter.  00:00 Cinematic Conversations: Gladiators and Mavericks 03:00 Podcasting Essentials: Theme Music and Guest Dynamics 06:01 Engaging the Audience: Inviting Listeners to Participate 08:59 The Abundance Mentality: Embracing Listener Interaction 12:00 The Art of Communication: Lessons from Sitcoms 14:54 Technical Troubles: The Challenges of Remote Recording 18:03 The Evolution of Search Engines 20:46 Navigating the Early Internet 24:44 Generational Tech Divide 28:58 The Impact of Classic Movies 34:01 The Mystery of Vanity License Plates 41:06 Need for Awareness When Driving 44:22 Emotional Preparedness for Driving 48:02 Injuries and Accidents: A Comedic Perspective 52:11 The Nature of Accidents and Personal Experiences

This is a pretty meandering conversation at the table...  How popular is Bridger's name?  There's snow in the forecast, but we'll believe it when we see it... Also--Luke is wearing a fur coat that (he thinks) makes him look like he's ready to overthrow a Roman dictator.  At some point, we touch on how to get Artificial Intelligence to write our books for us.Later:  There's a place called "Vender City" in Kokomo.  Have you ever heard of that? Is it a chain? Probably not.If any of our rambling thoughts triggered some of YOUR rambling thoughts, send them to us here:  nextdoor@johnbranyan.com 

We have (by 'we' I mean 'ME') technical issues still. Bad sound quality and flaky microphones but we perservered. I'll be working to get these issued solved by next week...Some Lines To Listen For "There's no finite amount of ideas." "You guys hate mothers." "I can connect these dots easily." "Is it really okay now?" "I was just fascinated by that." "A ton of advantages." "Cockatoos were too big." "Iguanas are taking over South Florida." "We have eradicated the Asian hornet." "I have scales. I'm a fish person." "It's like looking at a golf ball."

Hey, Neighbor! Please send your messages of shame for Luke to: nextdoor@johnbranyan.com . There are many things we can abide, but removing the cream cheese frosting from the middle of a pumkin roll is NOT one of them... Next: Grandpa John and Grandma Lori bought the annoying gifts this year. But there was PLENTY of music at Christmas! We love singing, and most of us can hear when we're doing it badly. So that's something! Then: What is it about musical theater that is so captivating! (Spoilers, it's EVERYTHING.)  With LIVE theater, you never see the same show twice! It's sooooo cool!  Don't forget the subtitles...and sing like you don't realize someone is listening. Later: It's annoying when people with "ADHD" describe what goes on in their heads, as if it's not totally normal. The difference between someone with ADHD and someone who gets to church on time is discipline.  That's it!   Be on the lookout for John's new children's book.  He was able to write it because he has learne

The Youngest Branyan Sibling is home--but we don't remember what we were going to talk about.  (We DO remember how to speak a little Spanish, though...) Later: Andrew is not going to miss 2024 very much, because it has been treating him roughly. Here are several out-of-context bullet points to tell you how bad Andrew's move to Missouri has gone:--Godfather Landlord --Stump vs. car --Cat cheese If you're still confused, you can try listening to the whole episode. But it may not clear things up very much.  Merry Christmas from our family to yours, Neighbor!  Contact us at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com

Maybe one of the worst shows I've ever done! How will I ever recover?!I'll tell you... Chapters 00:00 The Christmas Episode and Promises Made05:58 Audience Dynamics and Energy Levels12:04 The Importance of Good Introductions18:01 Reflections on Comedy and Audience Engagement24:54 The Art of Crowd Work35:54 Overcoming Difficult Audiences41:37 The Reality of Comedy Shows46:45 The Importance of Audience Awareness56:40 Looking Ahead: Future Topics

The McKinney Kids appeared in THE "A Christmas Carol" this weekend...  Tis the season to LIE TO YOUR KIDS! There won't be a problem, provided everyone gets together and agrees to tell the SAME lie! (The social worker said so.) Then: Luke and John endured a fairly brutal show this week. It wasn't the audience's fault! But they just didn't feel like laughing.  Later: Why was there so much horsemeat in Victorian England? We still don't know. But the cats were happy about it.  Contact the Comedian's Family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com

00:00 Improved Connectivity and Upcoming Show Plans 05:58 The Nature of Goals and Divine Assistance 11:55 The Challenge of Setting Big Goals 18:02 Possum Adventures and Life Reflections 24:04 The Nature of Memory and Awareness 30:31 Radar Detectors: The Illusion of Control 36:14 The Psychology of Speeding and Arrival Times 44:19 Hiccups: The Body's Glitch? 49:54 Exploring Remedies: What Works for Hiccups?

We played disc golf today. But we aren't going to talk about that! The Comedian got an email from a random phone number...asking whether it's appropriate for Christians to buy a violent video game for a disadvantaged kid as a Christmas gift.   So... let's talk about Church Giving Trees! (You know what those are, right, Neighbor? Those trees where you pick an ornament and buy a gift for a needy stranger?...) Later: Sheila Gregoire is man-hating again. Why does it bother some women to hear ANYTHING positive about men/dads/husbands? Contact the Comedian's family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com .