John Branyan's Comedy Sojourn Podcast

While Juan is roaming the countryside, Hans Fiene joins Luke and John. Hosts delve into various topics ranging from the unfulfilling nature of salads to the complexities of carbonated water preferences. They explore the nuances of iced tea, the fascination with different types of salt, and even the surprising origins of white sand beaches. The discussion takes a humorous turn as they ponder the ethics of archaeology and the concept of geocaching in the afterlife. Finally, they tackle the futility of lawn care and the lack of middle-ground options in pain management, all while maintaining a light-hearted and engaging tone. In this engaging conversation, the speakers delve into various topics ranging from the intense pain of kidney stones and the controversial use of pain relief drugs, to the unique experience of online education and the quirks of daily life. They humorously compare the challenges of high school to those of prison, and reflect on the impact of modern technology on personal relationships and nav

Oh, dear, we're poised to be misunderstood with this one...    First of all, welcome.  But not VERY welcome. Then: The concept of Artificial Intelligience has given us some Big Thoughts--linking back to controversial topics that have landed us in trouble before.  Are there creatures walking around who LOOK like "humans," but are actually soul-less...and therefore NOT "people?" This question understandably makes Luke very uncomfortable, and we spend most of the episode trying to make him feel better.  But eventually, we get to the point: that AI isn't human, and we've found a new way to make it tell hilarious jokes...but only when it's not "trying." Contact the Comedian's family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com to weigh in!

In this conversation, the hosts explore a variety of topics ranging from humorous anecdotes about music and Beethoven's unique methods to deeper discussions about faith, the role of Pope Francis, and the nature of Catholicism. They also reflect on the significance of Jesus' resurrection and share personal insights on parenting and the challenges of raising children. In this lively conversation, the hosts explore various themes related to parenting, food, and the peculiarities of animals. They discuss the joys and challenges of parenting, the idea of mini dairy cows, the oddities of chickens, and the differences between fresh and store-bought eggs. The conversation takes a humorous turn as they delve into the unpleasant smells of chicken houses and the science of odors. They also reflect on Easter traditions and the concept of feasting, leading to a discussion about food festivals and seasonal produce. In this lively conversation, the hosts explore a variety of topics ranging from the quirky delights of a pork

John had a pretty shockingly small crowd at his most recent show.  But--he was in the same room with real human beings, and that's happening less and less these days! The future of stand-up comedy seems to be uncertain. But, good riddance, amiright? Why did people EVER want to watch someone be funny?  That's super weird, when you think about it. Then: what makes The Peaches laugh?  Oh, kid quotes, for sure. And also forcing loved ones to try things that are unreasonable bad-tasting.  Later: social media skews our perception of reality. It shows us more of what we're already clicking. But what about the people who are fighting racism? Are they spending too much time sitting on busses with Crazy Guys? Contact John Branyan and the rest of The Comedian's Family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com...  

The hosts explore a variety of topics ranging from nostalgic references to the classic show Dragnet, to discussions about fishing laws, the struggles of sea turtles, the behavior of killer whales, and the unique migration patterns of crabs. They also delve into culinary curiosities, debating the edibility of various unusual foods and the experiences of trying new things. The conversation is light-hearted and filled with humor, making it an enjoyable listen for anyone interested in nature and food. In this lively conversation, the hosts explore a variety of topics ranging from the taste of raw and sweetened coconut to the unique Japanese method of wood preservation known as Shoshugiban. They discuss the practicality of flooding a restaurant with clean water as a protective measure and share humorous anecdotes about dining experiences. The conversation also touches on MIT's booby trap tradition and the complexities of sharing music preferences among friends, highlighting the intersection of personal privacy and

Welcome to the Table of the Comedian Next Door!  Since comedy is all about accuracy, John really needs to clarify some things he has been known to say about California.  (Meanwhile, the Peaches is a little caffeinated.) Then: What in the WORLD is going on in Canada? They're "helping" their citizens kill themselves, and you will be surprised at the number of Canadians who took the offer in 2023 alone! Finally:  What's the exchange rate of Canadian, Australian, and US dollars?   We still don't know because math is hard.

This time around, the hosts explore various themes ranging from the technical aspects of podcasting to cultural differences between the South and North, travel anecdotes, and the nuances of manners and punctuality. They share humorous insights about driving experiences and reminisce about car culture, all while maintaining a light-hearted and entertaining tone. In this engaging conversation, the hosts explore themes of regional hospitality, weather differences, seasonal challenges, and humorous encounters with nature's pests. They share personal anecdotes about their experiences with Southern hospitality, the quirks of different climates, and the ongoing battle against carpenter bees and moles. The discussion is filled with humor and insights into how people adapt to their environments and the unique challenges they face. In this conversation, the hosts explore various humorous and insightful topics ranging from the intelligence of crows and their interactions with humans, to family dynamics and biblical less

John calls in to his own podcast because he's STILL driving through this never-ending road trip.  Does he have a good reason for choosing NOT to fly from Indiana to Texas? He'll answer that. This is one of your regular reminders that being a traveling comedian has its pros AND its cons. Later: Garage fires and homemade bombs.  Sometimes unsupervised kids will do the darndest things! (And unsupervised uncles, too.) Chalk it up to life lessons and hands-on learning! Contact the Comedian's Family by emailing nextdoor@johnbranyan.com. 

In this conversation, the hosts delve into the frustrations surrounding modern appliances, the challenges of finding replacement parts, and the evolution of repair culture. They discuss the disposable nature of contemporary technology, the conspiracy of brands controlling the market, and the nostalgia for older technology. The conversation also touches on the implications of modern devices like the iPhone and the impact of software updates on legacy systems. In this conversation, the speakers explore the evolution of music formats, discussing the transition from cassettes to CDs and the impact of technology on navigation. They share humorous anecdotes about directions, GPS, and parenting, particularly focusing on fire safety and the adventures of raising children in a rural setting. In this engaging conversation, the hosts delve into various humorous anecdotes surrounding electrical mishaps, customer service experiences, and the peculiarities of candle scents. They share personal stories that highlight the im

Hey, Neighbor. Feel sorry for John because he is being left-behind... Luke gets us started with some hot tips from his $8 golf brochure. (Very, very life-altering stuff!)  Eventually, John explains how being able to make associations is the root of ALL comedy-writing, and that's when things get really interesting! How many sticks have you seen in your life or what you think of when you hear the word "bird."  Contact the Comedian's family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com  to tell us your associations.

In this episode of the Riff Session, the hosts engage in humorous banter about their high school experiences, particularly focusing on the contrast between marching band and football. They share funny anecdotes about their time in school, including the unique challenges of marching band uniforms and the quirks of their school mascots. The conversation shifts to the often-dreaded experience of doing taxes, exploring the emotional rollercoaster that comes with it. They brainstorm creative ideas for accountants to make the tax experience more enjoyable, culminating in a discussion about the implications of tax refunds and the feelings they evoke. In this engaging conversation, the hosts delve into various humorous and relatable topics, including the complexities of sales tax, the challenges of self-employment, and the quirks of family communication. They explore the absurdities of being a private investigator, the comedic aspects of income streams, and the power of memory in everyday life. The discussion also to

Neighbor, here's a PSA:  if you're going to take your kids out of public school, you should have to look every other kid in the eye and say: "My kid deserves more than you do."    LOL!!!!  A member of a school board in Alabama literally said that. (And then turned off the comments because it wasn't going well for her.)  Next: What's wrong with vouchers? And what happens to first-year teachers--fresh out of college--that imemediately turns them into crazy, union-loving, copying-and-pasting activists? Finally: If you try to change the church by-laws, you may have to step over the bodies you leave behind you. And also--you can't make kids eat good food. That's bad.   Email the Comedian's family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com 

In this episode of the Rep Session, the hosts discuss various topics ranging from their experiences with technology and computers to the integration of AI in podcasting. They share nostalgic memories of old computers, the evolution of computer classes, and the challenges of keeping up with tech upgrades. The conversation also delves into the future of AI in content creation and the humorous implications of outsourcing thoughts to AI. In this engaging conversation, the hosts explore various themes ranging from technical glitches in AI technology to the nostalgic genre of yacht rock. They delve into the humorous aspects of earworms and their impact on daily life, share experiences of shopping at Ollie's, and even discuss the concept of altruistic detectives in crime shows. The light-hearted banter and insightful commentary create a fluid and entertaining listening experience. In this conversation, the speakers explore themes of trust, humor, and the nature of hobbies. They discuss the concept of a trusting dete

Hey, Neighbor! If you're looking for a great place to eat that you will probably regret later, Kokomo has a few options. (Happy Birthday, Jeff!)  Around these parts, we have greasy coney dogs, dirty donuts, a racetrack that some people have heard of, and a strip bar that even MORE people have heard of...  ...PLUS Kokomo has several dozen churches that have been listening to crappy Hillsong music, so all of them are drifting toward Charmismatic progressivism. Why do you need scissors to open a package of scissors? And why do "guests" in church think they have the right to tell those churches how to operate? It's a lively discussion! And there's even some peek-a-boo. Make sure to email us at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com to tell us if getting a Chik fil-a is worth the traffic hassles.  

Welcome to MARCH, Neighbor!  We've put in so much work to pull off another Art in Bloom fundraiser, but it is a testimony to how PLODDING WORKS. There's no more hot chocolate, so pour yourself a mug of Poverty and tuck in for some good stories. We've got TWO examples of shocking/embarassing things that we managed to survive. And then we chat about how to eat an elephant... Contact the comedian's family at Nextdoor@johnbranyan.com

In this engaging podcast episode, the hosts explore various themes ranging from March celebrations and Shakespearean references to personal anecdotes from high school, the evolution of technology and AI, discussions about comic books and superheroes, and reflections on pop culture and movies. The conversation flows naturally, allowing for a rich exploration of each topic. In this engaging conversation, the hosts delve into various aspects of pop culture, from the significance of recent musicals like 'Wicked' to the latest trends in media consumption and communication. They explore how the Oscars reflect current cinematic trends, the evolution of how we consume media, and the impact of GIFs on modern communication. The discussion highlights the challenges of staying relevant in a fast-paced cultural landscape and the humorous nuances of digital interactions. In this engaging conversation, the hosts explore the evolution of communication, particularly in the context of texting and the impact of AI on social int

This family has hundreds of conversations every week, and here's one of them!  Poor Tabby regularly gets teased and criticized when she's not here... So how much should we let it bother us when someone doesn't like what we're wearing? How much should we listen when people criticize? Later: John got a list of "Conservative Causes" from the Heritage Foundation, but he noticed a couple important things missing.  What is the point of sending these lists to Washington anyway? Contact the Comedian's Family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com

Summary In this lively conversation, the hosts delve into their personal experiences with cereal, particularly focusing on the nighttime ritual of eating cereal, the unique characteristics of Grape Nuts, and the various techniques for enjoying cereal. They also discuss the controversial topic of cereal milk and explore healthier alternatives like protein pancakes, all while maintaining a humorous and engaging tone. In this lively conversation, the hosts delve into various food topics, from the peculiarities of protein-packed pancakes to the nostalgic cereal choices of their childhood. They explore the science behind sugar and milk, share humorous anecdotes about cotton candy mishaps, and discuss the complexities of artificial flavoring in food. The discussion is filled with laughter and insights, making it a delightful exploration of food and memories. In this lively conversation, the hosts explore nostalgic memories of childhood medicines and their surprising flavors, the influence of parents on food prefere

It's powder. But it's called "cream" of tartar.  Why? We always ask the important questions around here... Then: Enjoy some sage marriage advice from a woman with almost 1 Million followers on Facebook... The  worst part about marriage is the fact that people think it needs to be permanent!  Later: The dude who tried to juggle FOUR wives is now down to only ONE.  What went wrong???  He always told them they were free to walk away if they wanted...and then they did! How could they all divorce a man who was practicing that sage marriage advice years ago??? Contact the Comedian's family by emailing nextdoor@johnbranyan.com 

In this conversation, the hosts explore the nuances of stand-up comedy, emphasizing the importance of authenticity, the spoken nature of comedy, and the journey of finding one's comedic voice. They discuss the challenges of writing jokes, the significance of performance, and the pitfalls of mimicking other comedians. The dialogue highlights personal experiences and insights into the craft of comedy, making it relatable for aspiring comedians and enthusiasts alike. In this conversation, the speakers delve into various themes surrounding comedy, stage presence, the nature of babies, societal norms, and the impact of technology on human behavior. They explore the challenges of developing a unique comedic character, the unfiltered behavior of infants, and the complexities of societal expectations. The discussion also touches on the implications of technological advancements, particularly self-driving cars, and how they relate to human nature and behavior. In this conversation, the speakers delve into the nuances