Hello, Sweetie! Podcast

oldpeoplemeat.com? I hide my weirdo really well. “DID SOMEBODY SAY PET FOOD!?” That shit is Bonanzas? Just half of a pelt. You just missed the destruction of the universe. Continue reading

You’ve waited this long, and now its finally here!! Episode 200 recorded very drunk and live on location at Club 50 West! Special guest appearances: Debra Jenson, Tyson Huber, Lucas Ackley!! The recording ends a bit abruptly, but the laughs will last all day! Continue reading

Necrophilia: Is it cheating? Stolen iPad therapy. Nothing good happens at Chili’s after 9pm, MOM! The message?? Capitalism is bad? TaylorSwiftness… We don’t have any more money for cigarettes so one of us is going to have to work. Living with your choices? Continue reading

Operation: Take us to the River! Leggo my EGGOT! Maybe you just don’t like 50 year old men? Of course some more Star Wars talk (SPOILERS!) Double oh seven millimeter? I’m only kind of ashamed. British burn!! AMC, more like AMZ. Continue reading

Something, something glass ceiling. Benedoctor Cumberstrange! Two bro tastes that tastes bro together? Who doesn’t love a good dry hump? PS: Hello, this is dog. “Unfollow” is the prequel to “Unfriended” Is Vision rocking the suburbs? What street are you talking about? Also, the first part of our spoilery Star… Continue reading

Caveats of carolers. Would you put those in you? Everything is still Star Wars. Our commercials have become so enriching! There are many names in it! Business talk.. not that business, a group of ferrets!! Office Jesus war stories. The NFL is just peeved all over the place! Is his… Continue reading

Did you find everything okay.. in life? I worked really hard for that vest. Drifting in space!! All the original mother trekkers. Everything is Star Wars! Now we’re over here. Light Star Wars: TFA talk with NO SPOILERS and NO DETAILS!!! (Tune in for that after the New Year!) Continue reading

That’s what I’m going to say if I ever punch someone. Like if Bruce Wayne was Mr. Mom. Superheroes in and out of costume. Not your cocaine, my cocaine! For the bulge! 50% of the time Danish cookies are sewing supplies. Respect the bits! The Walking Degrassi? You’re not a… Continue reading

Special guest movie reviewer: Rowdy!! By the time it was done I had a beard. Best supporting Avenger? You can have this back when you can name it correctly! You review things, you are NOT a reporter! “Girl, hold my weave.” -Lex Luthor. A sip of wine to chase your… Continue reading

Thanksgiving/Holiday episode! Can’t believe it’s not cake! NOT shit. What’s the opposite of a spider? If you don’t like the movie you can’t look it in the eye! Danielle’s Tomsgiving. If it was free it’s NOT a gift! Lumber-babe. Yes, a Michael Gross has passed away. The ultimate affirmer. Tips… Continue reading

This could be your new dad! Type cast pony! Second place passionate. I make ONE “wrap your dick” joke!! Illumi-bae. Stanley Tushy? Dadchelor Party. Hunger Games: Still Hungry!! BatKramps. The whole sis boom bah? Tomato, ta-90s. I guess I’ll talk about this. Word of the day, “Beatnik” Continue reading

#notmyjem He always looks so manly. Like he could handle lots. Spoiler alert: Bond gets away! Kindly go f@#k yourself. Quentin Taratino’s “The Flash” Spoiler alert: it’s her period. Cannot muster up the fucks for Thor. Marvel’s first gay super hero was a fairy?? Ute utes! Continue reading

Recorded at the Big Shiny Robot Nerd Swap Meet at Club 50 West in Salt Lake City! Special guest/crash appearances by Tyson Hubbard, Ryan Call and kinda Jeremiah! ATM to ATM. House packin’! Tarantino boycotts you! 4 out of 4 Sweeties agree! Segue off my nuts! Double your pleasure! DOCTOR… Continue reading

Ghost Ho’s! He’s got a great face for creepy. Not alright, alright. Why are we fighting Owen Wilson? It was all worth it. The Baby Jesus checked out right away. It’s always been the one with Vin Diesel. That’s not an unpopular opinion, that’s truth! All kinds of sciences live… Continue reading

I need to get a Tumblr. King Kong is going to ride on the back of Godzilla. What does the fox say? Danielle doesn’t want to know. Breaking news: nerds like Star Wars! It wasn’t secrets it was just shit talking. Face-to-face book. This is what your period is like.… Continue reading

You’re drunk podcast, go home! They’re drunk on Jesus. I have a Netflix subscription, I AM cultured! F*@#k those shoes, I mean they are 6″, depending who you ask. Yes, it’s like Anime Banzai reflections. Jack of all majors. You wanna watch? Roadhouse alliteration Scorch trails? Ew! Friday Night Candles?… Continue reading

Del Toro… Hell Bro? Weemale? What is in your box? Not a pogo stick! Spoopy box! 2/3 of the Tom H trifecta. Cannibalism is like vegetarianism…? Horror movies for beginners. Give ‘er the ol’ Tucker Cobblepot! The green arrow is for “go.” Arrow, Flash, Gotham and Doctor Who recaps! “Grab… Continue reading

68herdahder South… Reverse Enchanted! I’ll show you a Whitey Bulger. (It’s a Whitey Noodle…) Can you see me way up here on this horse? Click Bait the movie! F@#k your polar bear! Nobody suspects the Gellar Inquisition Degrassi? The Aristocrats!!! That’s how I math! Continue reading

If you fall behind, you get left behind! “WE’LL COME BACK FOR YOU!” Still think he would be the type to cry after. He goes on vacation.. to death. My favorite is Whale Rider. Plentaaah, please! The ab enhancer. F@#k your workouts! It’s emotionally action packed! Our battle cry is,… Continue reading

Special guest, Ryan Call of Salt Lake Comic Con! Once they get on horses, I AM OUT! Capey McBeal! Shyamalanapologists? Metaphorically drop the mic. Just because it’s business. Do you even like Doctor Who?! Continue reading