Hello, Sweetie! Podcast

The perils of the pool. There used to be two ladies! Kindly get your shit together, Idaho. Lot lizards, cat callers, and more:Adventures in Portland. Youth Adult? Flappy Bird: The Movie. I am picking up what you’re laying down. Ranty Shouty! How many times? So many times. Finally Final. Rudy… Continue reading

Special guests Rich Wilson and Heather Mahler! Parenting the world, it’s all of our job. Can we call him The Doc? 28 minutes later… Lamp Lighty Light… The Poppening! Take your idea and go home! They’ve had some work done. Continue reading

Hootin and hollerin! This is a tier 2 inspection. He wouldn’t say “no” to a dick. Julia Roberts forever forty. My worst friend’s wedding. X-Men:Single Tear. Warg-ception? Game of Thrones and Gotham talk! Continue reading

Special drop by guests Tyson Huber and PJ Guinto. Death finds a way. She’s so Hela. Speaking of Guys… I could hear your face. Michael Keaton as Birdman in Spider-Man? He’s more of a bugle than a Dorito. My box is so boxalicious. CW is now polyamorous. She is co-signer… Continue reading

Special Guest Nick Marx! Brought to you by flan! We joked each other off. Stan Lee is 10% of the cast of Black Panther. Bono said he loved it! You did an accent, I had a catchphrase! It wasn’t Doctor Who, there was not an actual dinosaur. You thumbsed us… Continue reading

Free Comic Book Day live from Hastur’s!  Special guest Andrea Kile Peterson of “You Again” the webseries! Wait you! You got that thing! You need more than Blue Steel. Shakespeare is the Aerosmith of his time. Yeah, he could be confused with Steve Nash. It didn’t hold up when he… Continue reading

#NotAllNips! New York, recommended by 3 out of 4 Sweeties! I’ll go see it with your mom! Yeah?…. Yeah… My loins are all trithered up. All you gotta do is get on top! When it’s issue weight… Send horrrrrific people. Continue reading

Hello fans and friends! We have a bit of bad news. We ran in to some technical difficulties while working on this week’s episode, and unfortunately we may not have anything to post for you this week. We are going to try really hard to recover the episode, so please… Continue reading

He played cancer. Does Eric Roberts show up? If he does, it’s awful. How did you get those babies? Through a sheet! Now it’s not fun. White guys, they all look alike. Don’t tell me anything until you know something! In other news: Water is wet! Continue reading

Of course *you* like plain m&ms… Shootin’ squirrels! You call the cops, it’s your turn! Definitely not Kahn, right? Just Joshin’ Abrams. What else are we mad about? Need to take a rage nap. When is winter coming? Fun with Siri! I am a good boy!! I don’t know what… Continue reading

He doesn’t need your boundaries! Spring break AT-ATs. Let Danielle tell you about Lethal Weapon! Lethal Weapon 5: The Weapon is an Axe. He’s not a misinformant! Smashing the patriarchy pole! CONTEST TIME!! What is this from? #contest It was an onion of a dick joke. Is it athletic? Fast and… Continue reading

Special guest PJ GUINTO! To Wong Fu Too: Adventures of Eleganza Taboo and Sahara Danger. He’s hard silver! Ye olde ’70s. It’s so damn CHARMING ! The Dark Knight Retires? It was fine bub. He lost his chip because you insisted on shots! Robot Rebecca! Continue reading

FanX 2016 Recap!! Plus… Are you captain America? No… SerenObie Now! FanX recap Everyone just stop yelling! It’s fiiiine!!! Men in orcs? I wonder if Michael Bay 3D prints his movies? Who do you think you are the doors? I haven’t finished the bible yet, Jesus! Glad you got your… Continue reading

We’re sorry we make these. You had a shitty childhood anyway! Is that what you’re promising when you pinky promise?!? Dat sto mo doh. I love your face 90% of the time. If you’re going to be creepy at least leave some money. I’m getting too poor for this! Mediocre… Continue reading

The gentleman at Hot Topic. My brain was not braining! Where’s Wendy? GET OUT! A hollow imitation of a rom-com. Aren’t they all hollow? I will tell you now, Superman will not be well represented. If you ask if I’ll see it again… I will not. Continue reading

This is my Jonathan Taylor Thomas machine! We are doing the best we can! Nerds who are into BDSM. New sorting hat, ruining lives. Such a British thing to say. Back to me! Mecha-Kirby! I just helped! I am get money! If a bunch of ones and zeroes decide to… Continue reading

Special guests Shayne Smith and Mac Arthur, the “Hello, Meanies!” Mac knows more about the real Civil War. Deadpool fu@&s. You’re spoiling it with your guesses! His bat hat. Continue reading

PSA: Kristal is sassy drunk, and there are six voices this time! Special guests Chelsy Bloomfield and Noelle Cummings! Under promise, over deliver… Going to training camp to learn to pass sobriety tests? The Space Bear Stare! It’s how I excuse my childhood. Two-girls one mic! Kristal is fired from… Continue reading

This is our life now!! Prolonged groan… Valentine’s sacrifice? Rebecca is an A- type personality! Little brothers are the anti-boyfriend! #NotMyButtercup Continue reading

Happy Superbowl Sunday! The girls fake their way through some football talk. With our powers combined, we make one complete fan! Where is the football? He is five concussions old? B side: Rebecca destroys things. If you don’t have a personality, its good to take someone else’s. The lazy asshole… Continue reading