Hello, Sweetie! Podcast

Rebecca actually does a pretty good Sam Smith. Tongue twister: Rhonda Rousey Roadhouse reboot. The lost Olsen twin?? I don’t like what you’re about, but I like to look at you. Sounds like 83 minutes too long! The movie was one big dick joke! OG BBC. You calling me a… Continue reading

Special interview with Dan Farr of Salt Lake Comic Con! WIN TICKETS TO SALT LAKE COMIC CON IN THIS EPISODE, YA’LL!! She was just an itch in our big meaty clackers. Your racism is approved. Jurassic Pratt? There’s no room in the budget for a room budget. Get off the… Continue reading

Teen angst: every day is a bad day. To Maximize your experience, get a friend. Accidental thumbs up. Secret shamalama-dingdong handshake. Do you have any recommendations for tent poles? Winky face!!! Straight out of cosplay! Murder House checks into a hotel. Dick roulette!! Also, Rebecca Frost interviews Alicia Witt of… Continue reading

They keep the riff raff out. That’s more of a Sunday game, if I am being honest with myself. It’s gonna be May. It’s gonna be AJ. Full House aka the House of Requirement. Southpaw: Dogs and cats dying together, mass hysteria!! Covered in blood is my type. Not to… Continue reading

Special guest: Lance Monson from Entertainment is Dead!! Toy Story 4: After Dark. Aragorn’s better and math sucks!! Doof warrior riding a T-Rex!! I’m eating chocolate… but not because I am on my period. Organic scream! Show Bees! Kristal, are you new at this? Continue reading

CPA, ESP… what’s the difference? Please tell me the extended version is shorter! WHO!? Who is a fan??? FACE ME! He can play a wizard in my pants. Started from the bottom and we’re here… I guess… We’re in some kind of nation… maybe a Rogue Nation? Bronze age, stone… Continue reading

You don’t start out Fraiser and end up Daphne. Slap a turkey! It’s organic and hand slapped! His name is Steve Trevor?? John Johnson?? David Laundry!?!? Later this afternoon I’ll get “jk.” WOW! You did go to a performing arts high school! Rain Man of Tuesday movie day. Know what… Continue reading

You know what’s hard about your job…. people. You are beautiful no matter what we say. Maelstrom… it’s raining men? Errrmerrgerrd terrmernertor!!! He’s been through the robot ringer. It’s an enduring derp… an approachable derp! This plot line is from the 80s! Every Barbie is Pilates Barbie. Special bonus material… Continue reading

Give her the A right in the V. If you think about it, we all have weird faces. He has a receding chin! JC is up to… nothing really. Would you like a baby? My Hamm-aconda wants some. Flecked for her pleasure? Chris Evans announced for Comic Con: Salt Lake… Continue reading

I couldn’t speak through my rage lens. Any sexual tension.. how do you stir that up? San Diego International Symphony. Drop the mic. Go DC.. I mean, I guess. Continue reading

Picky about my feed, not my friends. Time is a flat, King-Kongy circle. To sum it up.. ah..ahh. Robert Downey Jr. as a wooden boy.” It’s no Paul Blart. Where is Hollywood Video when you need one? Joe ManJello! Ash vs The Walking Dead. Oh… You are useful… Marvel tries,… Continue reading

The movie looks like you’re driving into the sun. It’s a snack… for my vagina. No… That’s not the… Anyways… Sean Means: His opinions are actually good. Jeff Goldblum was THE FLY.. my boner can’t handle that! TV… uh… uh… finds a way. Oh man. He’s a zoologist with nothing… Continue reading

Rome is up to HERE with selfie sticks! I can’t flip and drive! My right side, part 2. Not… There… Yet… I read a hentai like this… Hey… do any science lately? Oh 90’s, you would. We have no one working on this, but its coming… we promise! The internet… Continue reading

Nothing mysterious about Canada. They don’t have to worry, they have John Carter money. They’re making a fourth one! Does she scream in “The Help”? Dinosaurs are coming!? I am going to need BOTH of these margaritas. I don’t have a beta. It’s like Netflix but for whores! Handlebar nose… Continue reading

Dem jomocha shakes tho. Officially I have nothing to do with Arby’s. Unofficially everything is nothing. I’m sorry my best friend is shedding. I am full of accidents. I don’t even get out of bed for less than Avengers’ money. Robert Redford and that one nazi ruin everything. We are… Continue reading

Live recording at the Big Shiny Swap Meet. Surprise pop in guests: Big Shiny Robot dudes: Lucas, Jimmy and Tom, Dan Farr from Salt Lake Comic Con, and Sean Leslie from Fight for Comics and Pizza Party. Tyson works his butt off to be the best HSP guest of all… Continue reading

So many musicals! “It’s a Hard Knock Life?” The Klumps ruined fart jokes. Independence Day 2: The Sequel! Time puns? We got ’em! He got Reeved. Where are all the toddlers? Continue reading

Special Guest Lucas Ackley of Big Shiny Robot! Let me tell you something relevant… Stiff as a feather, light as a board. The Craft got me really into black leather chokers. “Jackie!” the musical! It’s an upside down funnel system. Kentucky, how exotic! #RealHeadsHaveLumps Danzig was one of the Misfits?… Continue reading

Flight attendants were basically like geishas. We get it, he is sorry, Ms. Jackson! #lipsandassholes. Heard your grandma is in Civil War. F@&k you, little kid! F@#k, Marry, Kill, Avengers style. He is not just a pretty face, he’s also a huge sexual deviant. NOOOOOO.. go to spaaaaaace!!! Gonna go… Continue reading

She is a butter powers. #findabetterhashtag Here is your Black Widow merchandise: Doritos! Black Widow laundry soap? I guess I’ll just choke on that. Avengers 2: Age of Ultron spoilery discussion from 31 minutes – 56 minutes (holy shit!) Other ways Avengers is like Hot Shots… That Canadian robot? John… Continue reading