Packernet Podcast: Green Bay Packers

Holy smokes, Packers fans—Micah Parsons is officially in green and gold, and the After Dark lines lit up like Lambeau on game day! Callers couldn't contain their hype over this blockbuster trade, ditching two first-rounders and Kenny Clark for a generational edge rusher who's about to terrorize NFC North QBs. From Bears fans' delusional coping to dreams of Rashan Gary and Parsons pancaking everyone, this episode is pure chaos and celebration. Jared kicks off comparing Parsons to Reggie White and hyping the insane edge rotation with LVN in the NASCAR package. Benny calls in multiple times, roasting Bears trolls, defending the "overpay," and predicting a defense that makes everyone thrive—no more double-teams on Gary! Nate vents about the steep price tag but admits this all-in move could be legendary, while Craig feels the goosebumps for the Lions game bedlam. Bridge piles on the rival hate, calling out Lions and Bears fans' pathetic excuses, and teases destroying Jared Goff and Caleb Williams. This episode i

Packers Total Access Hour 2 : Matthew Golden Has Done Everything Right + Packers Lions Preview 

Packers Total Access Hour 1 : Micah Parsons Trash Talking The Lions!!! + The Packers Are Getting Healthier

Dive into the heated debate surrounding the Packers' blockbuster trade for Micah Parsons as host Ryan Schlipp tackles a critical email from a skeptical fan, breaking down why the move could be a game-changer despite the risks. From comparing Parsons to legends like Khalil Mack to calling out negative Packer fans' impossible standards, this episode explores the process behind bold decisions and why fearing failure misses the point. Then, shift gears to a detailed preview of the Eagles-Cowboys opener, analyzing matchups, injuries, and betting lines in this NFC clash. Defending the Parsons trade: Addressing comparisons to flops like Todd Gurley and Levion Bell, emphasizing elite pass rushers' value over running back declines. Injury updates and depth chart: Micah Parsons limited with back issue, Elton Jenkins hip concern, plus insights on Nate Hobbs and Jaden Reed's status. Eagles-Cowboys breakdown: Philly's dominant trenches vs. Dallas' weak O-line, with Jalen Hurts' struggles against zone coverage highlighted

Packers Total Access : Are The Packers A Top 5 Team? + Practice & Injury Updates

Packers Total Access : Jon Gruden Breaks Down Packers Lions!

Packers Total Access : ESPN's Dan Orlovsky Picks Jordan Love To Win MVP!

Buckle up, Packers fans, as we dive into the ultimate rivalry roast following Green Bay's blockbuster trade for Micah Parsons. Host Ryan Schlipp breaks down the Bears' pre- and post-trade sentiments, exposing the hypocrisy and cope from Chicago media and fans who once dreamed of landing the star pass rusher but now claim it was a bad move. From Reddit threads to expert takes, we laugh at the excuses while celebrating how this deal supercharges the Packers' defense. Exploring Bears fans' initial hype for Parsons and sudden shift to denial after the trade lands in Green Bay. Debunking myths like cap hell and incomplete rosters, with stats showing why Parsons fits perfectly without derailing the future. Highlighting key critiques from Bears insiders and why their "not one player away" logic falls flat. Addressing Parsons' back injury timeline and why it's no cause for panic in Packers Nation. This episode is brought to you by PrizePicks! Use code PACKDADDY and visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/PACKDADDY

Packers fans are losing their minds over the blockbuster trade landing Micah Parsons from Dallas for two first-round picks and Kenny Clark—it's the kind of move that screams Super Bowl contender status. Callers flood the lines with raw excitement, from shock and screams to debating if this fleeces the Cowboys and supercharges Green Bay's defense. Host Ryan Schlipp dives into the hype, reliving those "I don't know what to do with my hands" moments while pondering Parsons' impact alongside Rashan Gary and Lucas Van Ness. Fans celebrate the deal as a steal, with one caller comparing it to highway robbery and highlighting Parsons' elite pressure rates. Discussions on Kenny Clark's exit, his hefty contract, and how it frees up cap space for a younger, dominant front. Predictions roll in, like Chris from Alabama's 12-5 record and third NFC seed, amid AFC North battles and divisional sweeps. Rival fan copium exposed, with Bears and Cowboys supporters downplaying Parsons after hyping him pre-trade. This episode is

Dive into the electrifying world of Green Bay Packers football as we unpack the blockbuster Micah Parsons trade and its massive implications for the defense. Host Ryan Schlipp breaks down why this move could be the puzzle piece the Packers have been missing, blending expert analysis with stats that highlight Parsons' elite status. From injury updates to season excitement, this episode gets you fired up for Week 1 against Detroit. Exploring positive media takes from Benjamin Solak and others on how Parsons fits perfectly into Jeff Hafley's scheme, elevating the pass rush to new heights. Injury concerns: Jaden Reed's Jones fracture risks, Elton Jenkins and Nate Hobbs' status, and the offensive line's depth challenges. Shocking stats: Parsons' unmatched pressure rates and why he's the best early-down rusher since entering the league. Season outlook: Overreaction fears if Packers start 0-1, plus why this trade positions Green Bay for playoff success. This episode is brought to you by PrizePicks! Use code PACKDA

Holy crap, Packers fans—Micah Parsons is officially in green and gold, and callers are losing their minds over this game-changing trade that dumped Kenny Clark and two firsts for a generational edge rusher. From emotional freakouts about the deal's insanity to venting pure hatred for the Taylor Swift-Travis Kelce circus shoving pop culture down football throats, this episode is raw After Dark energy. We dive into the wild implications, including whether this puts Green Bay over the top or just stirs more roster chaos. Callers explode with excitement over the Parsons acquisition, debating if it seals a Super Bowl run while mourning Clark's exit. Brutal rants on Swifties invading NFL broadcasts, with one fan married to a superfan begging for mercy from the nonstop hype. Deep dives into Ed Policy's fence-sitting on extending LaFleur and Gutekunst, plus AI scouting ideas and why MVS ain't coming back. Surprises like Bo Melton flipping to corner and special teams adds spark debates on defensive upgrades. This ep

Packers Total Access Hour 2 : Packers Lions PFF Preview!

Packers Total Access Hour 1 : Packers Practice Updates + Four Defensive Cornerstones For The Packers

Packers Total Access : BREAKING! Adam Schefter Gives An Update On Micah Parsons Back Injury!

Ladies and gentlemen, buckle up—Ryan Schlipp is back from vacation and absolutely fired up for the Packers' season kickoff! Diving straight into the whirlwind of news he missed, from Micah Parsons' blockbuster arrival to jersey swaps and injury comebacks, this episode is your ultimate catch-up on all things Green Bay. With the Lions looming in Week One, Ryan's energy is contagious as he breaks down the groundwork for what's shaping up to be an epic year. Unpacking the Micah Parsons saga: His historic No. 1 jersey, contract details, and how he transforms the defense into a top-five powerhouse. Matthew Golden's switch to No. 0, potential as Jordan Love's go-to receiver, and projections for a 1,000-yard breakout season. Injury updates on Jordan Love's full return, Aaron Banks and Savion Williams back in action, plus practice squad additions like Clayton Tune and Josh Wiley. Rants on rival perceptions, AI podcast experiments, and why the Packers' "all-in" moves are just smart business—not a radical shift. This

Packers Total Access : Jordan Love Being Compared To Hall Of Fame QBs + Packers Lions Early Preview!

Packers Total Access : Stephen A Smith Reacts To The Micah Parsons Trade!

Jack Lombard — The Prophet of Titletown — makes his debut on The Lombardi Line, filling in while Ryan is off on “nature walks” during the biggest Packers news drop in decades. The Packers just landed Micah Parsons, and the talking heads are already screaming cap killer and win-now-or-bust. Jack isn’t buying it. In this episode, Jack dismantles the lazy narrative around Parsons’ contract, breaks down why elite non-QBs have never sunk a franchise, and shows how Green Bay’s roster and cap structure set them up for not just contention, but inevitability. From Donald to Von to Khalil Mack, history is clear: you don’t regret paying generational defenders. The storm is coming — and the rest of the league knows it.

Packers Total Access : How Micah Parsons Contract Affects The Packers Salary Cap Future!

Deep in the frozen tundra of Lambeau Field, there's a pattern that goes beyond coincidence. Every generation, when a Hall of Fame quarterback aligns with an elite defensive force, something awakens in Green Bay. Call it destiny, call it supernatural, or call it the Lambeau Beast. In this episode, we explore the mystical connection between legendary Packers duos: Reggie White and Brett Favre dominating the 90s, Aaron Rodgers and Charles Woodson controlling the 2010s, and now Jordan Love potentially paired with the next defensive superstar. Is there really something supernatural about Titletown? Why do these perfect pairings keep emerging in Green Bay? And what does it mean for the future of the franchise? We dive deep into the numbers, the legends, and the eerie patterns that make Green Bay different from every other NFL franchise. Whether you believe in football folklore or just love great analysis, this episode will change how you see the Green and Gold forever. The beast is real, and it's time to understand