From the #1 New York Times bestseller author of Sh*t My Dad Says, Justin Halpern, comes a laugh-out-loud funny and deeply touching collection of personal stories about...
Sh*t My Dad Says
After being dumped by his longtime girlfriend, twenty-eight-year-old Justin Halpern found himself living at home with his seventy-three-year-old dad. Sam Halpern, who is "like...
Morris Goes to School
Morris the moose can't read or count. So he decides to go to school. Morris is thrilled after a day of A, B, C's, 1, 2, 3's, hoof-painting, and make-believe—he can finally...
Marley: The Dog Who Cried Woof
Woof! Woof! Woof! Marley barks at tricycles. Marley barks at trucks. Marley barks at mailmen . . . neighbors . . . even other dogs! His job is to let his family know when...
Morris the Moose
The cow, the deer, and the horse have four legs and a tail, just like Morris. But none of these animals is a moose! These different animals have one thing in common—their...
Marley: Messy Dog
When Mommy decides to surprise Cassie with a newly painted bedroom, she is careful to put Marley in the garage before she gets started. But as soon as her back is turned, Marley...
Dirk Bones and the Mystery of the Missing Books
In the town of Ghostly, where everything is spooky, something really strange is going on: Books are disappearing! And not just any books—only those written by the famous...
Dirk Bones and the Mystery of the Haunted House
In the town of Ghostly, where every house is haunted, two ghosts are frightened. . . .Someone is haunting them with mysterious sounds: Clack, cluckity-cluck bing, blub blub. Or is...
Marley: Snow Dog Marley
With the yard all covered in white, Marley's family is ready to enjoy the first snowfall of the season—and much to everyone's surprise, Marley is on his best behavior. Could...
Space Cat
Space Cat and his trusty robot, Earl, are forced to land their rocket on a strange planet. Space Cat has to find more fuel to get home. Will he ever blastoff again?
