Lost: In Translation

It’s another Jack episode, and this week we see some excellent metaphors for Jack’s character development. We all make a BUNCH of unhappy sounds. Also discussed: Martha Stewart Sex Tips, Hospital City, and what may or may not be the world’s greatest hobby. Susana still does not like Lost.

GUYS. This week we are GETTING ON BOARD THE SUSANA BEING ON BOARD WITH LOST TRAIN, and SOMETHING MAGICAL HAPPENS!! You don’t want to miss it!! Also, will we ever stop calling Claire Kate and Kate Claire? NOT IN THIS EPISODE.

Things are picking up on this looney-tunes B.S. island! We meet some plane randos, a jungle stranger, and Hurley has a SECRET PLAN FOR FUN. Also discussed this week: A Phil Typo Beat, the Electric Torture Bungalow, and whether or not Rachel has seen all of Pulp Fiction. Susana still does not like Lost.

This week, we’re a hard group to keep focused. That said, we do come up with a GREAT idea for a remake of the movie ‘Taken’. Susana continues to be flabbergasted at the poor decision making skills of everyone on this island. Also, Hurley’s down a belt notch! Susana still does not like Lost.

Need we say anything else? Also discussed: the origins of Phil’s British accent, The Plane of Requirement, and the likelihood of Charlie being an earthbender. We also create a new, effective anti-drug PSA. Susana still does not like Lost.

This week on the island, as we get the story of Jin and Sun, there is a lot of fighting, and lots of people get attacked by bees. Susana continues to call the writers out on predictable plotlines. Also discussed: Rachel’s love of puppies, insufferable flirting, and the absurdity of the title of Driveshaft’s hit song “You All Everybody”. Susana still does not like Lost.

This week, Susana is aghast at how many people are on this island, and Jack needs a nap. Also discussed: Australia's lack of lemonade, Rachel's extreme love of iced tea, and we, as a podcast, attempt to take a stance as to whether or not it is reasonable to put things in drawers. Susana still doesn't like Lost.

This week it's a Locke episode, so Rachel is super excited! We also discuss airplane refrigeration, TPS reports, and men's fashion. Susana still doesn't like Lost.

This week on Lost: In Translation, we get a little bit more of Kate's backstory, a little bit more plane crash, and some terrible attempts at Australian accents. Meanwhile we still don't agree on the name of Driveshaft's hit song, and discuss sky crime and Jack Beats. Susana still doesn't like Lost.

Welcome to Lost: In Translation, a podcast wherein two friends recap episodes of ABC's television show Lost to their third friend, who has not watched Lost, will never watch Lost, and in fact becomes enraged when hearing about episodes of Lost. In our pilot podcast episode, we discuss the pilot episode of Lost! Which has a pilot in it!