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Alright gang, let’s start your engines! That’s right, for June we are all about drag racing. All day, every day. We just love it when the cars go fast, and when…um…the cars go even faster somehow? Okay I’ll be real, the sport this movie focuses on doesn’t really photograph well and was kind of difficult to grasp the mechanics of. While the racing might fall a bit flat, the romance can be disappointing, and the pacing is crazy, it can be hard to notice all that when you’re focused on staying Right on Track!Luke keeps trying to cut bits and checks in with his best friend. Emma demands a rival romance and can’t handle the timeline.Talking Points: Justice for Jordy, Benjamin Button Enders, Children Driving Cars, Ugly Trophies, Nonsensical Sexclusion, Gregg Enders’ Side Hustle, Love in the Fast Lane, There Is Only French Class, The Party of the Century, Seraphim of the Speedway, Being Way Too Horny, RACERGIRL, Stop Playing Volleyball!, Gregg Goes Off, Doug Pennzoildome, Erica’s Last Goodbye, A Medical Marvel, Gett

Alright listeners, this month DCOMedy is going Hollywood. We’re even bringing our new friend Paige along for the ride! That’s right, we’re living the big time in Los Angeles by reviewing Starstruck. You’d think it was a classic story of a regular girl meeting a celebrity and going on an adventure, but really it turns out to be a true roller-coaster of a relationship. Not with your ordinary ups and downs either, more like them changing wildly between wanting to kill each other or falling in love? Maybe? Kind of? It won’t last.Emma can't handle the costumes and gives storm-out advice. Luke wants a real villain and just loves Stubby. Paige makes our hosts really feel their age.Talking Points: LA Love Letter, Sterling’s Swirling Singing Controversy, They Made the Girl a Jerk, Blue Eyed But Way Too Old, Not Like Other Girls, Losing the Plot Threads, Starstruck Could be Solved By Smartphones, DCOM Cars, Unusual Villains and Heroes, Period Piece Porn, Encyclopedia Jessica, Non-Observant Parents, The Confusing Grandm

Howdy there partner! You look like someone who could learn a thing a two about having some Horse Sense. What’s Horse Sense you ask? Well…uh…um….it’s…look. We may have devoted our April episode to this 1999 Lawrence Brothers showcase, but we have no earthly idea what it’s title has to do with the movie. The filmmakers apparently didn’t feel it was important to connect them. The only thing for sure they had to do was to make Joey Lawrence look as hot as possible, and by God they did their duty.Lucas fights some body issues and shows some woodworking knowledge. Emma invents a troubling romance and has no qualms about this attraction.Talking Points: Big ABC Family Energy, Magical Creature Crushes Continued, What Is Horse Sense?, Horse Sense of the Cinnamaron, Rodeo Drive, Hitting the Pube, The Chiseled Joey Lawrence, Gina with the Va, Kids Love the Costner, Disneyland Teases, Into the BrinkVerse, Tube Slide Slapstick, Disney Says Horse Rights?, Family Finance Troubles, Ranch Life, Cowboy Language, Boring Sabotage

Okay everyone, you know what time it is. Dust off your Z-bands and pom-poms, because (despite the wishes of one of our hosts) we are headed back to Seabrook. That’s right, we are reviewing the freshly released Z-O-M-B-I-E-S 2 and all of the craziness that comes with it. Come along as we dive right into how this world gets even wilder thanks to werewolves, monster laws, and unfulfilled prophecies.Emma fights for the people and wins a personal victory. Lucas is in denial and missed a massive metaphor.Talking Points: Mixed Messages, Choreography War, Adult Lizzie, Leaving Out the Werewolves, The Coach’s Return, A Cheer Mansion, THE PRAWN, Eliza’s Horrible Theory, The Buck-zooka, Bree and Bonzo Business, Shrimp and Run, Were-goths, Alpha Wolves Don’t Exist, Inconsistent Monster Laws, Surname Stupidity, Seabrook’s Three Genders, The Lack of Tension, De-jokerization, Werewolf Racial Slurs, Magical Werewolf Makeovers, Worn Out Howling, These Films Keeps Ripping Off Hamilton, The Movie Won’t End, The Only Weapon is C

After taking a short leave, the dauntless DCOMedy crew is reporting for duty to give you our full report on the most accurate military film ever made: Cadet Kelly! Join us as we follow a classic fish out of water story, where the free-spirited Hilary Duff is dropped into a world of hard work, zero individuality, and strict rules. Too bad not a single person decided to actually tell her what those rules were, huh? That probably would have helped a lot.Emma calls out her brother and has her heart break for Kelly. Lucas doesn’t understand gymnastics and confronts his own mortality.Talking Points: Girl Movie Disdain, Zombies Rise Again, Terrible Parents, Unnecessary Narration, Every Fish Life Is Worth Saving, Duff in Denial, Military Porn, Kelly’s Conformity, Everybody Loves Brad, CCR’s BDE, Military Messenger Bags, Let Carla Have Something, Going Downhill, Dirty Bird Brad, Cracker Jack Court, Borrowing Spit, Hair Problems, Head Rubs, Sudden Plot Shifts, That Flavor, Dance for Me, Girl Loves a Bangle, Permission

Ah, superheroes. What’s not to love? People with amazing abilities and cool costumes acting selflessly to help their fellow man. It’s perfect! So certainly, Disney Channel’s own superhero movie Up, Up, and Away! will be a slam dunk!  What’s that? The superheroes have no urgency to help people, the budget is so low they can’t really show cool powers, and the costumes are so bad it hurts the eyes? Well, uh, with any luck an under-aged superhero will be around to electroshock the bad memories of this film from my brain and just leave the stuff we thought was fun. Like the foil thing! That was fun, right? Or was it a cheap workaround? Hmmmm….Luke settles a score and finds a mortal enemy. Emma calls out a bad boyfriend and makes a quick exit. Dyllan just wants to talk about Entourage.Talking Points: The Incredible Sky High, Wolf Children, An Excessive National Treasure Tangent, Sound Design Disaster, Super Incorrect Ages, Superfoods, A Reverse Get Out, A Totally Informed Romance, School of No Concerns, Evil Attire

Ho, Ho, Ho! Merry Christmas dear listeners! I hope you are all on the nice list this ye- What’s that? Christmas was a week ago and it’s literally New Year’s Eve when we are posting this? It basically defeats the purpose of doing a Christmas DCOM in the first place? Well if you keep that naughty thinking up, someone is getting an ant farm instead of a new episode all about ‘Twas the Night like they wanted.Luke tries out a new voice and begs for a zombie apocalypse. Emma hates the new voice and wants this to be over. Drew & Riley are in shock after watching this film.Talking Points: Doctor Stuff, The Beans of a Simpler Time, THE BABY VOICE, Muniz Money, Bruce Lee Christmas Tree, Santa Dropping a Deuce, Self-Congratulating Writing, Eggnog Abuse, The Wrigley Super Virus, Santa’s Super Stupid Sleigh, Claus Technology, Santa Prat Fall, Gift Income Inequality, The Plot Stops Happening, Nobody Expects a Spanish Inquisition Reference, Confused Themes, A Dead Dog Appears, Santa’s Sloshing Stomach, My Boy Pablo, Nau

After an unfortunate delay, we are happy to report that your flight to the definitely real island of Mandalino is ready to go! And to make it up to you, your in flight movie will be another television show turned DCOM with The Even Stevens Movie. Much like we endured our technical difficulties, watch the Stevens endure and overcome being put in a survivor-esque situation while hopefully wrapping up their series in a meaningful way.Emma revisits her crush and doesn’t like the family fighting. Lucas's fingers get possessed and screams for Shia. Brittany drops some knowledge on our hosts.Talking Points: McGuires vs. Stevens, A Dramatic Finale Reading, Should There Be Even More Stevens?, Photoshopped Shia, One Day of Coulier, The Glee Problem, The Terrible CGI, Doctor Emmett Louis Brown, The Mystery of Beans, The Pancake House, THE CHAIR, Wrong Music, Ren’s Pantyhose, Getting Messy, Jim Carrey Energy, Actors and Ages, House Collapsers, A Sudden Shift to Survivor, Heroic Snake Saving, Family Fakeout, The Lost Love

(Reupload) It is always hard to say goodbye, but never has it been harder than the way we were forced to say goodbye to the Halloweentown franchise by watching its final installment: Return to Halloweentown. Celebrate the spookiest of seasons with us as we follow a girl who calls herself Marnie, but doesn’t look like her, leaving the nest to go to magic college. Doesn’t that sound like it would be cool? Well, it’s not. Trust us.Emma asks for very specific humor and can’t tell her own joke. Luke writes the movie better and has poor water etiquette.Talking Points: Non-Canon, The Halloweentown Sequel We Deserve, So Many Questions, WITCH UNIVERSITY, The New Marnie, Debbie’s Disappearance, Poor Sequel Connectivity, Not Enough Class Privilege, Why Is Dylan There?, #Bringbackthebus, Inconsistent Costuming, Grog Goes Hard, ALack of Fiber, Everybody Loves Genies, Grabeel’s Wardrobe, Terrible Anti-Magic Rules, Gwen’s Interludes, Justice for Trolls, Spooky Set Design, The Dumb-inion, The Problem With Periwinkle, Little

Sorry to make y’all wait on this one a bit longer, but I think after three years we’ve earned a little bit of wiggle room. However, the delay was not because we didn’t want to talk about this movie, quite the contrary. We are beyond stoked to finally bring you our coverage of the absolute DCOM classic: Brink! So come along as we grind down a rail into this story of friendship, betrayal, identity, and obviously rollerblading. Because the nineties were a wild time and this movie is the distillation of exactly why.Emma loves the formula and wants to join another cult. Luke missed out on blading and is ecstatic about the villain. Talking Points: Brink Can Drink, A Useless Little Sister, Baggy Fashion Only, The Male Rachel, Heavy Rocket Power Comparisons, Incredible Slang, Unsuitable Stunt Double, Terrible Fake Magazines, TEAM X-BLADEZ, The Cokehead Manager, Boarders vs. Bladers, Phat Was Cool, Peruvian Traditions?, Fantastic Pranking Skills, The Biggest Mis-Quote in DCOM History, The Maturity of Brink, Family Fin

There is a familiar mood on the air, my loyal DCOMrades, and it has the distinct smell of statuette gold! This can mean only one thing…it’s time for the DCOM Choice Awards! The most magical of nights, where we hand out some accolades to the worthiest and least worthy things we have seen in the past year of DCOMs. So come along to laugh, cry, and feel the seething rage of seeing us snub your personal picks. Ah, awards season!Emma shows her VAH knowledge. Lucas put in a sad amount of effort.Thank you so much to everyone who voted on twitter for the awards, and if you missed the polls be sure to follow us (@dcomedypodcast) so you can have your voice heard next year!

After a brief delay, our Johnny Kapahala: Back on Board episode has made it’s way down the mountain! Good thing dirt-boarding isn’t a racing sport. Or is it? Dyllan joins us once again as we cover the more land-based sequel to the even more classic Johnny Tsunami. Honestly, it’s a movie just as zig-zaggy as riding a board down a mountain.Lucas has terrible hearing and writes Johnny Tsunami fan-fiction.Emma thought this sport was fake and freaks out about her bed.Dyllan forgot to turn off his air conditioning so his audio sounds weird sometimes.Talking Points: Missing Conflicts, Ridiculous Recasting, Surfing for Bikinis, The Incredibly Dangerous Dirt-boarding, Super Relevant Rocket Power References, Age Issues, JTA’s Three Strikes, A Mature Main Character, Surf-shop/Pray/Love, Everything Happens on the Same Day, Amazing Bully Names, The Trouble With Troy, Val and the Rushed Romance, Business Management, Never Trust Troy, Boarding on the Barge, SHAKY CAM, Johnny the G, Val: Knows What She Wants, Troy’s Commune,

I know you all were expecting a normal episode today, but we had some scheduling issues. So instead, we decided to go fishing for charm bracelets in our local river to catch a bonus episode for you all! We finally cover the film fans voted for in our poll, even if we have a lot of trouble actually staying on topic while we talk about it.Emma loses the location and loves spooky boys. Luke forgets his own age and hates the word straddle.Talking Points: A Germany Joint, Nobody Finished This Movie, Disney Channel Period Pieces, Power Rangers Crushes, Charm Bracelets, A Chappaquiddick Situation, Babies Named Zack, Computer-girl, A Pointless Jurassic Park Detour, Over-Confident Parenting, J. Crew Dad, A Pointless Casper Detour, Throwing Shade at Dan Aykroyd, Canadian Tuxedos, Creepy Janitors, Butt Shots, Dress Destruction, Weather Report Hi-jinks, Balloon Payments, Heaven is Real, Crazy Sound Design, Old Man Potter Energy, BANK HEIST, Deed Hunting, Nonsensical Police Corruption, Surprising Gun Use, Nothing Feels So

This month’s episode is coming hot of the presses! We decided to pick up a copy of Read It and Weep, expecting to find a pretty standard story of a high-school student getting accidentally famous. What we didn’t expect to find was a character study of a young girl undergoing a mental breakdown and alienating everyone in her life for no reason other than her hallucination telling her to do so.Emma soldiers on and wants everyone to stop making their own misery. Luke re-classifies this movie and tells an embarrassing story about Emma.Talking Points: A Panabaker Double Feature, 2 Descendants 2 Furious, Her Insane Computer, Low-Rent Zac Efron, Stop Making Jason Dolley a Loser, What Were We Doing in 2006, Canadian Schools, Poetry Problems, Big Sad Boy Energy, The Most Insane Pizza Restaurant, A Confusing Writing Contest, Way Too Supportive Parents, Gotta Keep the Gold, ZAP, A Wasted Lenny, Lightspeed Book Printing, Overestimating the Fame of Authors, Disney Channel Adult Party, Why Is Sawyer So Great?, A Total Ment

Listen up audience, just because we are covering Freaky Friday this month, you better not try to get out of listening to this episode to go on an uninteresting scavenger hunt! However, we will allow it so long as you do so to find this massive hourglass we are looking for. Still you should stay in and listen anyway, if only to hear us complain about the confusing decisions the filmmakers made both as a movie and an adaptation.Luke brings back his favorite theory and learns a new phrase. Emma can’t let go of the 2003 movie and would die for Mike. Mercedes pulls of a long con.Talking Points: An Adaptation Nightmare, A Weird Weight Issue, Embarrassing DCOMs, Unnecessarily Animated Credits, Hanging Before School, Magic vs. Puppets, Inconsequential Friends, THE HUNT, The Huge Hourglass, #JusticeforMike, Autotune Crimes, Poorly Transitioned Songs, Magic is Real, 2003 Stereotyping, The Incredibly High Stakes, 2019 Mean Girls, Frog Dissection Attractions, Belly Piercings, Mom/Daughter vs. Daughter/Mom, Unnecessary Fa

It may not be Summer quite yet, but you better pack your bags, your musical instrument of choice, and your song book because: we are going to Camp Rock! Come with us as we travel back to the romantic time of 2008 and relive the film that re-introduced the world to Demi Lovato and helped to light the wildfire of Jonas Brothers mania.Emma gets shook by style and is left wanting more. Luke shares some unpopular opinions and uses the wrong name. Marissa relives her Jonas Brothers obsession.Talking Points: Descendants 3 Trailer, Pre-gap or Post-gap, JoBros Mandala Effect, Triple Sunglasses, Disney Channel Scandal, The Demi Smile, The Thinness of Tess Tyler, Apologies to Kevin Jonas, Joe vs. Nick Girls, The Little Mean Girls, Lunchroom Set Design, Sensual Cupcakes, Second Breakfasts/Bad Editing, Misdirected Deception, Connect Three Prequel Movie, Food Fight Tease, The Most Romantic Scene, That’s Chappie, Caitlyn’s Music Rights, Purity Rings, Who’s on Jonas, Romantic Canoe Rides, Tears of a Jonas, Confusing Bracelet

St. Patrick’s Day may have passed, but the heart of the Emerald Isle still beats strong in our chests. So, we are going to express our heritage loud and proud this month by reviewing The Luck of the Irish. Join us as we follow the rainbow to find the pot of gold at the end, even if instead of gold we find confusing Leprechaun logic and a surprising amount of American propaganda.Emma bashes her heritage and is obsessed with pit stains. Lucas flexes his Irish accent and does a one-man show. Austin realizes he knows nothing about Lerprechauns.Talking Points: American Dream Propaganda, Offensive Costuming, The Last Merriman, Unnecessary Narration, Hello to Mr. Hoen, Sports Is Happening Now, Horror Movie Parents, Searching for Johnsons, Kyle is an Idiot, A Non-Copyrighted Lucky Charm, A Random Irish Festival, The Original “What Are Those”, Backpack Anxiety, Leprechaun Biology, Bianca/Debbie/Bonnie, A Crowd Bullies a Child, The Dad Should Be Way More Concerned, Leprechaun Lessons, Are All Irish People Leprechauns?,

We decided to review Cow Belles this month because you all are a bunch of spoiled, inconsiderate jerks and wanted you to learn something. Now, I know that nothing about the way you behave or act indicates this, but that doesn’t stop everyone from being mean to Aly & AJ so take that! Come and change your ways by experiencing all the fun stuff this movie has…like business management and FDA regulations.Luke makes a weird analogy and does a great accent. Emma loves manipulating men and wants the movie to be about something else.Talking Points: The Kim Possible Movie, Lack of Tension, Clueless Shame, The Actor from Everything, The Incredibly Obvious Villain, Butterfly Collecting, A Confusingly Dead Mom, What is a Cotillion?, Ridiculous Party Budget, Accidental Arson, An Uncle Joey Situation, Everyone is Mean to Teenagers, Aly and AJ Never Sing, Mess Humor, Power Point Pacing, Scrounging for Footage, FIND ANYTHING, No Drama, A Random Pizza Scene, The Worst Rich Girls, A Rain Man Reference, Completely New Chara

The DCOMedy crew is many things, but one thing we definitely aren’t is smart or athletic. Well sure enough, here comes Genius to judge our abilities of being both. Join us for a film that has kind of aged poorly, as we discover why they don’t really show it anymore as well as a theoretical particle that will change the future of humanity forever! But that’s really more of a side thing to cringey school scenes and hockey.Luke has trouble pronouncing names and teaches science. Emma finds a new crush and wants to talk about Flubber. Dyllan opens a new corner.Talking Points: The Cringe, The Black Sheep of 1999, Rufus Revealed, Dad Boyle, Off-Screen Mothers, English Please, Blades vs. Skates, New Chicagoronto, Soufflé Machines, Computers + Pipes = Science, Broken Homes, A Man Named Bear, PIFFWHIFFER, The Bluntest Man, Confusing Living Situations, Adults Bullying Children, Chazzing It Up, Easy Enrollment, Johnny Bahama Vomit, Krickstein Don’t Care, Goin Psycho, The Dad Knows Nothing, Tutoring Trope, Smelling Hair,