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This month, we both look to the past and to the future as we celebrate our first anniversary and review the rightfully popular Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century. Join us as we learn some future languages, explore the wonderful world of 2049 (which looks a lot like Earth in the 1990's with a few floating things and outfits leftover from Tomorrowland), and meet a man who is truly more an icon than a human.Luke messes up slang and had to record a segment in post. Emma recognizes a bad bitch and connects with a character on a spiritual level.Talking Points: Anniversary Head to Head, History with Z, Future Speak, Space Station Lilapsophobia, Smoking Weed In Space, There Are NO CAMERAS?, Getting Grounded, Aunt Judy, A Nice House-Ass, Independence Day, Loud Typing = Hacker, Horse Seduction, Mandatory Veganism, Multiple Hackers, A Realistic DCOM Kiss, Greg Destroys Margie, Protozoa: Your New Lord and Savior, and Some More Taglines

This is what Summer is all about: food, friends, a little healthy competition, and of course defying the gender norms we as a a society have created. Well maybe not always that last one, but here is Eddie's Million Dollar Cook-off with all of these elements and more. Come along as we follow a young man's passion to cook with way too many montages and discover a character's dark and traumatic past.Luke bungles an intro and wants to be in a food fight. Emma doesn't care about baseball and cries hysterically. Dyllan brings his expertise to the table.Talking Points: Raven’s Theme, Froot Loop Chicken, Phoned-In Villains, The Home Ec Teacher Rules, BRIDGET DOES NOTHING WRONG, Everybody Was Kung-Food Fighting, So Many Double Plays, Bully Cheerleaders, Flay Enters, The Ending Is The Best Part, Bobby Flay Does Nothing, Keep Those Taglines Coming, and An Exciting Anniversary Announcement

The DCOMedy Crew is getting summer started off right with our first foray into the Modern Era of Disney Channel as we ride the waves straight into Teen Beach Movie. Join us as we are again without a guest, as we jump into an homage to the 60's beach movies and cheesy musicals and end up finding a movie built on a series of strong choices, some genuine bops, and the stupidest villains we have seen thus far.Emma calls out a writer and really wants you to watch The West Wing. Luke wins a bet and doesn't find anyone interesting.Talking Points: Fuller Raven's Home, Drake vs. Josh, Ducktalk!, Confusing Motivations, The Surfboard Is Magic?, Safety First!, Is Rascal Okay?, Why Does Giggles Just Gyrate? Literal Adults With Horrible Accents, A Back To The Future Situation, Seriously Disney...An Angry Birds Joke?, Feminism in 1962, Straight-up Sci-Fi, The Biggest Leap, Lighthouse-phobia, and A Bad Ending That Doesn't Matter

This episode may be a tad long, but some guys in snowsuits showed up and said it was very important to the space-time continuum that this episode longer than normal. On an unrelated note, this month we are looking at the surprisingly enjoyable classic that is Minutemen. Come along with our hosts and their first guest in a while, Emily (@ThisIsEmeralds), on a genuinely good time travel superhero movie with incomprehensible science and where only one thing is constant: Derek is the WORST.Emma doesn't understand time travel and doesn't care about the science. Luke gets things wrong and falls in love. Emily dips her toes into DCOM's.Talking Points: The Drought Is Over, Twitter Poll Results, A New DCOM, Charlie's Glow Up, Football Players Beat Up A Child and Commit a Crime, Modern Day Urkel, She Gave Him Meringue, Literally The Worst Vice Principal, Feline Time Travel, Disney Channel Tries to Say Slut, The Hook, The Snowsuit Guys, Magic Mops, Our Heroes Are Criminals, Get Out?, Casanova Zeke, No One Respects That

Much to the dismay of one of our hosts, our look back on Get a Clue is finally here! Come along on a film seemingly written by pulling ideas out of a hat, where children are allowed to participate in a possible murder investigation and have both ridiculous technology and even more ridiculous outfits that make it seem like a rejected crossover between Clueless and The Matrix.Emma has a fashion overload and gets mad at her fake superhero boyfriend. Luke reveals he has seen no movies and insults Queen LiLo.Talking Points: Feminism Lite, Raven is Home, Spy Sister, Unrealistic Wealth Obviously Named Characters, Journalistic Sexism, An Actually Good Dad, Our Heroes Commit Multiple Crimes, NAVY, Everything is On the Internet, Someone Uses a Pager, Why Is He Trusting A Child?, Awkward Dance Excuses, Infinite Money, The Red Herring Convention of 2002, Why Is He So Afraid of Children?, Who Called the Police?, You Had One Job!

Despite technical delays the DCOMedy Crew is ready to swim right up and cover the wettest and wildest DCOM yet, The Thirteenth Year. Journey with us to a rustic sea village where swimming is the paragon of sportsmanship, the sound design is just a ton of insane choices, and not being able to swim is a crime equating treason. Be sure to listen all the way to the end for a special announcement!Luke gets the surprised by Disney Channel and coins a new word. Emma is done with Disney TV and gets grossed out by fish makeup.Talking Points: Ducktalk, JonaSoul Cycle, Ridiculous Yet Somehow Real Names, Impossible Radar, Too Much Swimming, People Laugh at a Drowning Child, An Entirely Pointless Argument, Ridiculous Merman Powers, Hitch’s Law, The Spider-man Year, Kristen Stewart is in This?, The World’s Most Illogical Diagnosis, Criminal Mermaids, Fiji Needs to Sue Disney, Single Mermaid Mom: Wednesdays on NBC, and Disney Teaches A New Generation about Steroids

Terribly sorry this one was so late everybody, but if we learned anything from the classic that is Pixel Perfect its that nobody's perfect! Except for a hologram made by a misogynistic and horny teenager that just makes fun of people's weight and does  upsetting dance moves in a childrens' movie. Join us as we rediscover a film we remembered well but found the expierience of actually rewatching it to not be enjoyable at all, so that's a good sign... Luke tries/fails to use Raviv’s proper name and misuses the word “congeal”. Emma rides the dragon that is NyQuil and makes Luke insert a ton of clips in post. Talking Points: The Most uncomfortable DCOM’s, The Dad Sucks, Who are the Band Members? The Moxley Spin Off, Crowd Scenes, A Hard Midnight, Straight Up Body Horror, Disney Channel Gets Deep,  An Entirely Pointless Conversation about AI, Kinda Racism?, Literally the Craziest Ending, Ghost Holograms?, Emma’s Birthday Story

Come along with Luke and new friend Jules (@GatsbyLow) as she joins him in this extra-special, extra-long bonus episode as they take a look at the under-appreciated robot boxing movie that is Real Steel. And by take a look at I mean basically just them gushing about how much they love it and making an impassioned plea to Shawn Levy to make a sequel and give them a call to work on it. Just be warned dear listeners: There’s Lore Here. Luke loses an argument before he can start it and body shames a robot. Jules opens her own corner and completely incriminates herself.Talking Points: Old-Fashioned Animal Cruelty, Hot on Hugh, Plot Cliffs, Mad Max: The Steel Warrior, Adorable Frankenstein, Things Get Real Creepy, Parts Unknown, This Final Fight is Soooooo Good, Sexy Tron, JUMP PUNCH!, Hopes for the Sequel, Accept Hugh Into Your Heart, Robo-Lovers, and Real Steel Original Characters

Sorry this one is tad late folks, but if there were any movie to prove the idea that time has no meaning it would be You Wish! Join Emma and Luke as they take a look at this It's A Wonderful Life ripoff that is really an advertisment for mental health awareness more than anything else. Wherein a boy may or may not kill his little brother but definitely finds out magic is real despite no one doing anything worthwhile with it.Luke relives being a younger brother and defends some Power Rangers. Emma shows how out of touch she is and reveals she is no longer afraid to die.Talking Points: Mysterious Slime, Pet Turkeys, Bully Eating Disorders, Outdoor Lunchrooms, Pseudo Style Corner, BLING, Where’s On First?, Inexplicable Parkour, Disney Channel Teen Parties, Emma’s PSA, The Craziest Speech, They Paid for Vanessa Carlton?, Stranger Danger, Keeping Those Taglines Coming, Housekeeping

We decide there is no better way to celebrate the end of a garbage year than by watching a garbage movie....uh I mean....the fondly remembered Johnny Tsunami. Come along as we surf our way into some kind of 80's teen sports movie from despite being made in 1999 with possibly the most unnecessarily confusing setup we have seen so far.Luke punches up the script and comes incredibly close to perfection. Emma tries out some accents and mispronounces stuff.Talking Points: RIP Debbie Reynolds, The Heart of Ducktales, The Tsunami Identity, The Worst Family Drama, Time Has No Meaning, Emma’s Two Corners, Surf Porn, CLASS WARFARE: SKIES vs. URCHINS, The Craziest Hat on The Planet, Elitist Principals, An Impossible Escape, Is He Johnny Tsunami Now?, Return of the Taglines

Looks like Dr. Drakken is up to some new tricks and its up to Emma, Luke, and their guest Lexi (@lexrotnicki) to help KP take him down and also help her through some really deep boy problems in Kim Possible: So the Drama. Join us on our mission to save the world from a robot death army while also getting our groove on to some sweet Jesse McCartney jams. Emma says things that are 100% true and loves the drama. Luke body shames a ninja and fails to defend his gender. Lexi removes the wool from Luke’s eyes.Talking Points: The Queen is Back and Corey is in the House, Awkward Promos, Rufus: The True Hero, Raviv of the Future, Men are Worthless, Lazy Naming from Bad Parents, The Girl Illuminati, Pointless Disguises, Monique Speak, Showing Some Skin, Everyone Loses the Plot, Jesse McCartney is a Gift to Humanity, Shego Should Totally Be Dead

Unfortunately some wayward ghosts seemed to have inhabited this particular episode, so sorry about the audio issues, but some poor sppoks aren't enough to stop us from delivering one of our most requested reviews: Halloweentown. Join our usual hosts and their very first guest Molly (@mollzydollzy on Twitter and Instagram) as they completely destroy this universally beloved treasure while also say how much they love it. Happy Halloween!Emma reunites with an old flame and gets the creeps. Luke gets his mind blown and hates himself as a child. Molly exposes Halloweentown's bullying.Talking Points: Debbie Reynolds Rules, Calabar vs. Kalabar, Marnie “Mic Drop” Piper, Off-Brand Mary Poppins, Skelepuns, SOAPY, Broom Budgets, Halloween Elvis, The Big Cheese, Old Haunts, The Craziest Thing, Halloween Hype Man, Racism Saves the Day, A Goofy-Pluto Situation, Yipee Ki Yay Chocolate Bar

Our two siblings find themselves looking for Princesses down in Puerto Rico...I mean the Louisana Swamps as they dive into Princess Protection Program. They end up finding an unreasonably mean daughter, the world's worst father/secret agent, and a robot named Demetria ingratiates herself into society by being an incredible bowler and stealing the schtick from Cow Belles while teaching the world all women actually want to be princesses deep down inside.Emma gets emotional and drives her brother to drink. Luke finds some unlikely favorite characters and tries to be hip in 2009.Talking Points: Kenny Ortega’s Dance Lair, BAITGIRL, Off-Brand Regina George, No Guns!, Emma’s Style Corner, The Jonas Doobie Brothers, Getting Coned, Texting AKA The Devil’s Weapon, The First (But Definitely Not The Last) Sibling Argument, How Do You Pronounce Caribbean?, Head to Head, and Tag-Team Taglines 2: Luke Does a Bad Job

Every story needs a beginning, and here is ours. Two intrepid hosts set forth on their mission to watch and discuss every Disney Channel Original Movie...but first they want to fill you in on some stuff. We cover DCOM history, treasured memories, and how this whole shindig is going to work. Emma attempts to spill some tea and shows her age. Luke fails at math and insults the audience.Talking Points: The Era of DCOM, The First DCOM?, Halloween Based Sexual Awakenings, Hairbrush Plot Signifigance, Lasagna Alcoholism, and Luke's Wild Night InTake a listen if you want to know what we are all about. If you are picking up what we are putting down, follow us on twitter @DCOMedy Podcast so you can be informed when the actual review episodes are up each month!

Right out of the gate, the Nineties become an EXTREME factor with our first classic, Smart House. Wherein a family gets to live in a physically impossible home of the future but continually forgets just how smart the house is! They mainly just order smoothies, throw parties, and discuss the deep emotional trauma that can only come from the death of a loved one......Radical!!!Emma avoids jailtime and discusses feminism. Luke is gender normative and laughs at his own jokes. Talking Points: DCOM News, Katey Sagal Kills It, Computerboy, Tuna Noodle, Old Fashioned Bullying, Scientist Attractions, Literally Impossible Technology, Judgy AI, RAT BUTLER, Pure 90's Fun, House Puns, The Pinnacle of 8th Grade Romance, Robo-Sexual Relationships, and Mom Tornadoes