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Are you bouncing on the job? Have you ever given a demon baby away as a Trick-or-Treat? Alex updates us on the latest Disney Descendants Brad catches up on the Terrifier Franchise. We discuss the holiday classic Puppet Master vs Demonic Toys in which Corey Feldman is really doing some acting with his acting chops.

Protection from curses worthwhile or not? Alex is not allowed to go back to Clowning. Brad has seen The Substance and Joker Folie à Deux. We discuss 1987’s “Dolls” a kooky Halloween treat and delightful forefather to Puppet Master series.

Monsters are lurking everywhere keep an eye out and have extra socks just in case. People are Ticked Off! at all the wrong things and surprise puppies are the best puppies.

Travel back in time with us as we discuss all the hard-hitting issues, T and T “Thicker than Water” introduces us to the urban Dance Cave and some of the most bewildering fashions we’ve ever seen. Also what was weirder Captain Power, Local Memphis Celebrity Joe Cool, or Mike Lindel losing an argument to a child while undercover.

Oh no it happened again, we forgot. The holiday season kicks off with a full reporting of the spooky ventures into Halloween Horror Nights and we take a moment to think of how we can thank the brave people of Afghanistan for Madame Web.

Alex updates us on the terrifying activities of children in Ohio. Brad has ventured into a world of marauding theme park vloggers and lived to tell the tale. We learn that Sprite Chill is a thing. T and T is back with another clip show in which a murder might have happened off screen.

We’re proud to sponsor the dummy Olympic champions from across the globe. Brad visits the Shamalan Family in” Trap” and some people are Ticked Off! at the price other people are not paying for pizza. We do a deep dive into some creepy new friends.

The Olympics are a thing unlike A.I. and Mice are forever now. What happened to carwashes? Are we even a country anymore? How many Wraiths do you need to have a table to yourself for your revenge work? We ask the questions that most are too cowardly to ask.

Welcome to the Coconut-Cast where we are all waving a swift farewell to Biden and his stumble towards the battle-box dissolves. T and T 2x16 “The Substitute” is clip show and yet entirely perplexing on many fronts.

Mars-Wrigley wants you to quiet your mind mouth at the battle-box. Meanwhile, Perfetti Van Melle is age restricting their lollipops. T and T 2x15 “Jump Start” sees the return of our favorite immortal and watcher duo, Nobby and Fritz.

The heat index in Florida is 110, therefore it is currently too hot for Acapulco Heat, but despite the efforts of weather we will present a ludicrously self-indulgent episode detailing wild travel adventures.

Alex reports in on Libertarians who have a bold to new plan to keep everything EXACTLY the same. Some people are TICKED OFF! about lack of etiquette or some such nonsense. 2x14 “The Contender” has Mr. T training a boxer and also running down an old in his car. We have a lot of questions about child fighters.

We find a truly confounding series of Ticked Off! entreaties and a weird anti-union screed. T and T 2x13 “Hunted” has Mr. T being tracked by a famed local hitman because of a cop that is angry at cops but instead decides to take it out on Mr. T.

Alex pulls himself away from wrestling movies to face a Libertarian Trolly yet again and Brad meets his ultimate fate in the front row of a haunted house waiting on a glass of iced tea. T and T 2x12 “Wendell's Story” becomes an instant classic as things get hot and steamy in Seacouver and a bumbling immortal and watcher get on the wrong side of Mr. T.

No kink shaming the barbarians and their ducks. We learn about a questionable Japanese Sport. Alex gets trapped at the libertarian trolly control center and Brad chooses to follow his dog into a spooky situation. T and T 2x11 “Hard Way Home” introduces us to the worst father and possibly reveals that Decker might be a Nepobaby.

It’s a casual episode as we explore what life has for us in post AI Sentinel World. Alex says some things about “fake podcast ads” none of it makes sense. We get some spring-cleaning tips from TN that are equally reasonable. We check in on the Ticked Off! people of Orlando and learn about some creepy new sales.

Contacts are the new Gatorade. How much would you pay to put bacteria in your mouth that might fight other bacteria? We finally discuss the gold standard of movies about re-animated souls trapped inside puppets killing Nazis as we discuss 1991’s “Puppet Master III: Toulon’s Revenge” in which one lame Nazi nerd unleashes the wrath of an old man and his box of puppet pals.

Dan joins us to give an update on Blockbuster and Target shenanigans as well as to discuss 1999s Retro Puppet Master in which Mummies are out to dehumidify anyone who stands in their way of killing one old man, who eventually commits suicide. Luckily Greg Sestero and his very mediocre avant-garde existentialist retro puppets are capable of harnessing the awesome power of gravity to keep Sutekh at bay for another 100 years.

Chris joins us as we enter a world of psychics and also Frank… and also Nazis… and eventually some puppets as we discuss 1989’s Puppet Master.

Should you sacrifice your child for roughly 6 more months of being the oldest baseball player? Spider Planets what are the pros and cons and should we be basing the arachnid retirement off the Ottoman Empire? T and T 2x10 “Conspiracy” has some kids having a really great time until they have the worst time. Amy/Amanda gets real judgy for the sake of exposition, I think?