Ramjack

The thrilling conclusion to April Anarchy 2017. Who will take home the trophy and be crowned Monster of the year? Can your heart withstand the terror? We continue forward with 14 more of the scariest creatures that we have encountered in the world.

Here they are the first 16 super scary monsters in the 2017 April Anarchy Brackets. You will meet terrors that defy reason, health and safety standards, and the social contract. As well as some that are just silly. Alex returns from paternity leave to join Brad, Jon, Tammy, and Dan on a two-part epic showdown of scary beasts. Don’t listen with the lights off.

Dan has some important Japanese food “News” Blatant age discrimination is rocking the Lego scene and entitled white dudes are not happy about it. The DNC continues to devolve into a quagmire of uselessness as it desperately grasps for any money it can consume. Brad delves into the Larger Locks Literary Lounge to discuss Don Quixote and The Man Who Was Recklessly Curious. We discuss the first episode of the netflix original series “Samurai Gourmet”

This exciting ep is chock full of games, shenanigans, and fun. Tammy and Dan relate the woeful tale of the Salad Monster. We battle wits with the Bing Translator and attempt to unravel the works of Nicholas Cage and John Cusack. The Golden Girls 3x06 “Letter To Gorbachev” is a delightful romp from a far off time when medicare needed to be defended, threat of nuclear war was ever-present, and the President was a washed up celebrity turned right-wing lunatic.

Freedom Hater Jon Pernisek is here to help discuss the latest actions of Great Leader as well as to discuss the mythical creatures of Lumberjack lore. We discuss the latest hamburger-less antics on Riverdale and the surprisingly popular podcast “S-Town”which is actually called Shit Town except when it’s not. Also a check gets cashed.

Monsters are everywhere and we will report on them. Brad sees everyone’s favorite 80’s band of unfortunate looking weirdos Night Ranger and avoids snatching any dogs for the moment. Tammy checks in with an old friend and his latest complete waste of time. Dan has important food news from Japan and tales of real estate. Punky Brewster 1x08 “Go To Sleep” and “A Visit to the Doctor” give us a glimpse into the luxurious and superstitious life of Henry Warnimont.

Join us for a truly spectacular podcast experience. Brad meets a wacky new friend in Prussian history. Jon Pernisek walks us through the current mediocre offerings on Broadway. We regulate on fools from The Ethicist and MormonHub. Margaux is the absolute worst in Punky Brewster 1x07 “Parents Night”

To all citizen heroes and villains we are here for an exciting new ep. Monster sightings are on the rise in all parts of Orlando. Brad is literally wheelin and dealin. Tammy reports in on the latest developments in James Cameron’s weird addition to Disney World. Dan has Japanese food “news”. We say a final farewell to LDS.net and hello to the first “full length” regular episode of Punky Brewster “Take Me out to the Ballgame”

There are monsters on the roads all over the country. We try to catalog as many of those as we can. Alex discovers a review of his greatest cereal accomplishment. Riverdale has more live snakes than hamburgers. We discuss the Punky Brewster episodes “Walk Pool” and “Gone Fishing” wherein we meet a crew of rapscallions and murder a lot of fish.

Jon Pernisek is here with questions of ethics. Brad has watched HBO’s “Beware the Slenderman” and continues to be disgusted by the American justice system. We learn about the street gang from the wrong side of Riverdale that is run by grown ass men in their 40s and discuss the Punky Brewster episodes “Lost and Found” and “Punky Gets Her Own Room” in which Eugene dies a painful death.

Good News: this is a safe podcast that isn’t going to threaten you. Alex has news for people that want weird novelty keys or watch Star Trek Documentaries. Brad brings in a book report for Neil Gaiman’s Norse Mythology full of Loki shenanigans. Riverdale takes another turn into bonkers town and Punky Brewster 1x03 in which *Spoiler Alert* Punky finally finds a home with no help from the worst actress ever.

Alex reports in on Jeezos praying for artificial intelligence – because they really know how to waste time. Brad has watched the bizarre documentary “Unleashed! A Dog Dancing Story” which follows the wild machinations of a charismatic cult leader as he fulfills his dreams of a dog vs kite apocalypse. Riverdale episode two remains burger-less and Punky Brewster 1x02 introduces some terrible new characters and ends with an orphanage escape.

This is the biggest podcast in the world. It’s huge. Big League. This podcast is so big it will make your head spin. Alex gives us a book report from his Murder She Wrote mystery novel. We discuss the pilot of Riverdale which is suspiciously hamburger-less and finally crack the first episode of Punky Brewster “Punky Finds a Home Part One”

As our great leader is a reality tv star we pay homage to the great leader by discussing reality television. We figure out which shows we should be on. Alex reports in on all the Catfish eps he's been catching up on and Brad saw another waste of time movie.

Get your office legos and your good memory vacuum dust. It’s time for an exciting episode of Ramjack. Brad reports on the greatest episode of Hoarders ever. Ponderosa Jon checks in on our old unnamed friend who is taking a literal bold stand.

In this scandalous episode 300 celebration we discuss the unwieldy nonsense that is the film? Suicide Squad. Alex has a new comedy partner and will be touring AutoZones across the country. Brad relates a tale of tears and kicking sand in people’s face.

Criminals and monsters are running amok in Orlando and Brad is a citizen hero. Alex is trying not to get scammed by educational investment shenanigans. We discuss Rogue One for a taste and are relieved that George Lucas isn’t allowed to make Star Wars anymore.

We survived the holidays. Alex is creating magical cinematic moments. Brad is encountering biker Santas with no respect for proper garage use. We dip into the Larger Locks Literary Lounge to discuss an airline murder mystery. The Bing translator wrecks havoc on the films of 2016 and we crown a new World’s Greatest Human.

Brad learns about Flat-Daddy dead banana dogs at the 2016 (Formerly Eukanuba) Dog Show. Alex has watched some holiday gems. We give a lot of people advice and learn how we should have spent our holiday breaks. It's truly a magical time.

Brad is living in a transportation nightmare. Alex informs us about New Jersey’s hottest theme park. We discuss the holiday classic “A Plum Pudding Mystery” in which a plucky blonde baking magnate finds herself in the middle of a murder investigation again. Also we question the feasibility of grown-ass man dojos.