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It’s weird times friends. Brad owns a bandanna and Alex is encouraging child labor and Christianity. We are all very concerned about the amount of correspondence from Amazon sellers. The Hardy Boys are learning what holograms is in The Hardy Boys/ Nancy Drew Mysteries 1x05 “The Disappearing Floor”

Alex reports in on his travels and watching Sex in the City 2 on an 80 inch television. Brad encounters a pharmacy monster. Terrible parents make terrible deals. We give some advice to people worried about spells and pandemics.

Brad, Dan, and Alex tackle the Democratic Debate from Tuesday 25th 2020 in which we try to hold onto our sanity with the aid of comedy, parody, and other modes of legal obfuscation to deal with a lot of nonsense. Also Joe Biden is going to have DARPA create an anti-fatso machine.

Brad and Dan tackle the Democratic Debate from Wednesday 19th 2020 in which Michael Racist Bloomberg is destroyed completely. Also more candidates answer questions from the book

The DNC is nightmare parade of rats and snakes. Alex carries a metric ton of flooring for his birthday. Brad keeps wizards from leaving a library. The Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries 2x10 “Nancy Drew’s Love Match” is a truly wacky adventure into the horrible affliction known as kleptomania.

We’re back to basics with this casual ep. Alex might be a serial killer. Brad has seen Parasite and Cats (again). A wealthy idiot wants to find love on the moon.We learn a shocking secret about Superman, give some advice, and answer some questions from the book.

Brad and Dan survive the Democratic Debate from Friday February 7th 2020 as Mayo Cheat gets sent to his rat hole without cheese, Snake continues to snake, Steyer attempts to form a coalition of friends and buddies, and Joe Biden lapses into obscurity, we celebrate the coronation of President Bernard Sanders.

Join us as we recount Claire’s shenanigans, tomfooleries, and goings-on during her two week visit to Orlando. We learn about peepers, cheese and pineapple hedgehogs, wiggly friends, and wildly aggressive Disney workers.

2020: It’s a year. As we stand shoulder-to-shoulder with Hugh Downs, Barbara Walters, and John Stossel we look at some past food trends new movies and give some dead gargoyle advice. Welcome to the year of Hot Honey and useful Snitches.

Brad and Dan endure another snake filled debate. Klobuchar has a list of things to do that are legal and Warren is a liar.

Holiday reports and political grifters abound. Brad is watching the weirdest two movies ever and Alex endures some trailer commentators. Finally we give some ham party advice to the Mormons.

Brad is officially a half-orphan. Alex reports on the latest from Microcenter. We discuss line law and the 2019 Dog Show.

Dan and Brad provide live commentary on the eighth Democratic Debate (Dec 19th 2019) in which Mayo Pete gets knocked out of his winecave and Brad channels Amy Klobuchar. Also Warren promises to read a list of corpses.

Alex has become a beloved TV star Brad meets some insane new friends on “My Lottery Dreamhouse” We give some advice: THE GAME to absolute monsters and monsterponys. Nancy Drew is solving Santa mysteries in a parallel universe in The Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries 2x12 "Will the Real Santa Claus...?

Brad reports on his new nightmare dentist(s) and everyone’s favorite boardgame, Mysterium. We watch X-Men: The Animated Series 4x12 "Have Yourself a Morlock Little X-Mas"in which Charles Xavier sits in his gigantic mansion hoarding his wealth and spying on everyone while children die in the sewers.

Live from the appropriately chilly temperatures of Cincinnati we present a very special episode. Brad has ventured to the free north and possibly missed his chance to be knighted King of the Road. We discuss a spooky book that is really just sort of depressing and answer important questions about ME.

Alex reports on his wisdom tooth removal and subsequent shenanigans. Brad brings the latest slate of regal film commercials to the table as well as the shockingly dumb sequel to The Shining “Doctor Sleep.” We discuss the insanely wacky 2019 Nancy Drew episode 1x05 "The Case of the Wayward Spirit”.

Dan and Brad provide live commentary on the seventh Democratic Debate (Nov 20th 2019) wherein MSNBC holds the worst fucking debate in history and Rachel Maddow remains a loathsome garbage fire.

We look back at Halloween 2019 with our “favorite” inept columnist and have an outrageous candy poll to discuss. The Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries Episode 1x02 “ The Mystery of Pirates Cove” reveals Nancy Drew to be a real Narc that selfishly ruins the lives of an elderly couple for her own ego.

We learn about “Trunk or Treat” Brad has seen the delightfully nonsensical “Countdown” in which we learn that demons took Hillary Clinton’s advice and learned to code. Alex discovers a book in which Kid Nation goes global. We help some Mormons and explore the paper phone.