School Of Schlock

Science tells us that Venus's idyllic oceans are practically littered with blonde women and dinosaurs! Join Tom, Ryan, and special guest Claudia as they watch rockets blast off, drag rubbery pterodactyls around a beach, and use their robot John to dig deep into the volcano of masculine fantasy that is Voyage to the Planet of Prehistoric Women.   Episode Time Stamps:   0:03:13 - Film Summary 0:13:48 - Film Background 0:21:43 - The Good 0:33:04 - The Bad 0:43:25 - The Ugly 1:02:54 - Improving the Film  

Everything's bigger in Texas, especially the gila monsters! We try not to get eaten, tune up our hot rods,  and drive around with bottles of nitroglycerin.  And of course we never want to forget to strum our toy guitars and laugh, children, laugh. Laughing's important, isn't it?     Episode Time Stamps:   0:02:39 - Film Summary 0:37:48 - Film Background 0:49:24 - The Good 0:57:27 - The Bad 1:05:20 - The Ugly 1:14:52 - Improving the Film      

The original, 1959 version of The House on Haunted Hill is widely considered a horror classic. We seek to understand why, and instead we discover self-playing organs, trunks full of heads, acid vats, and skeleton puppets!   Episode Time Stamps: 0:02:14 - Film Summary 0:23:17 - Film Background 0:38:20 - The Good 0:48:05 - The Bad 1:08:34 - The Ugly 1:24:01 - Improving the Film