Hello, Sweetie! Podcast

FanX 2017 recap!!!  Socially conscious and organized assholes.  Excuse me ma’am, have you heard of the Rockafellers? Because so have I.  Consent spoilers, please.  A little Flash talk. Continue reading

Special guests Kaliegh aka Miss Snikt and P.J. Guinto!  Maybe it was just a nightmare.  Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but maybe you need to get your eyes checked.  Treats from Canada, red berry bullshit and maple syrup.  I’m a womanizer, he’s a woman, we’re a womanizer.… Continue reading

FanX ticket give away, instructions are in this episode!!!!  Remember the pelvic wooo?!  You binge watch HARD!  It’s ok, it’s the south.  Traumatic movie description.  Tickling is not cute.  Switching opinions on the Switch. Continue reading

The mysteries of food delivery.  Hollywood handjob.  The Oscars talk!  Still nothing, thanks for the click!  Fake news.  Not a full twist, more like a head turn.  White Wall of China.  I clip the clips.  Not “The SHAQ”.  You wanna see god? Take this.  Steamy pile of bananas.  Go full… Continue reading

Gotta pay $5 like everyone else to hear my inside thoughts.  Red Lobster is onsie fancy.  He’s the complete package.  More like Sim-bae amirite?? He’s so good he’s almost not John Travolta.  If you’re gonna be offensive, at least be funny.  I feel like you should be more careful with… Continue reading

Slow dancing to Ja Rule.  Napping and Fapping.  Humans are the villains.  A lesson in Stockholm syndrome.  Intersectional gab.  So, Hydra is taking over.  Go see it if you’re into taxidermy.  Gaga for president!! Continue reading

The Gaga Bowl.  Processed movies.  Ricky saturation is a thing.  Creepy hot.  I know gambling!  His face looks good again.  Someday, Someday, Someday!!  It’s just a slider.  The ocean is gross.  Ghost shark!! Continue reading

People delivery bus.  Member when I was X-men?  One night gorilla stand.  Sick of all these muthafuckin skulls on this muthafuckin island!  That is not how math works.  This sequel didn’t happen.  Because we don’t learn from history.  Roman numerals are takin our jerbs. Continue reading

Longer than normal “soft” open (sorry we had lots to say).  Does dirt expire? You like your cereal breve? Staying woke, bitches.  Shaq-zam!  We need a film DeBlazio.  The Chewy art nouveau.  Marky Wahlburg.  New York sure has changed you.  I like the idea of Vin Diesel.  Our little love… Continue reading

Utah accent.  Movie confessions.  It’s not weird if we don’t make it weird.  Amature facial?  Sisters!!  Rebecca is vanilla.  Duckpool is bae!  Comics rundown.  They want this to be our life, but it is NOT! Continue reading

Calling in cold.  My grandpa jumped off trains.  This is your life now.  Sneaky feminism.  Where is your fart machine?  Boob popcorn.  That’s an appropriate level of silence.  Puppy accents and pet names.  Science, always letting you down. Continue reading

Tube rabbits.  Bananas are fancy? See this sandwich? It’s a franchise. They don’t have Swedish Fish; they can have Civil War! BAFTAs? More like BAMF-TAs, amirite? WHAT YEAR IS IT??? Name your new D.C. TV show. Watch all the things! You don’t slap it or swirl it! Maybe just give… Continue reading

This episode is our ride ryder bb gun, our island of misfit toys, our ghost of Christmas Past… You picking up what I’m laying down?  It’s our Christmas special episode,  we ran it last year and we are doing it again.  Our Holiday recording at Cannella’s with the Let’s Go… Continue reading

Let’s go back to calling people communists?  Cucumber burps are real.  Rouge One?  How do you nutrition? I eat a whole can of olives.  Which half is evil?  Teeny-tiny little butt cheeks are so adorable.  Tron 2 face.  Hi choking, I’m dad. Continue reading

Unsolicited dog pics.  The Secret works!  Why does this place smell like feet?  What did you beat this week?  Now it’s seasonal depression, like normal depression, but with Christmas lights.  Poopies break Danielle.  Christmas wish list: anything with Satan on it.  That’s a long twitter handle. Continue reading

Once, Twice, 3 times a podcast. Dat bitch is making soap.  #Ham4Hamlet.  No shave Novwinter.  Could you recognize your own vagina in a line up?  Why do we always seem to talk about my vagina?  Well, it is kinda your fault.  Not so subtle… Kristal.  Don’t call me Flava!  Yeah, I… Continue reading

Pre-lit fam. Continue reading

Is Bill Mahr fishy? What haven’t you majored in? Satan’s airport. Defrost the ham! I’m glad you have more complaints. Diversity! Now you want different vaginas? Not mad nose bleed! That’s what we had on hand! The magic of jobs! It’s a waste of a Colin Farrell!! How will I… Continue reading

We crash Watchtower’s Tuesday open mic and bring along Nicholas Don Smith, Jonny Brandin, Jason Harvey, and our podcast boyfriend Aaron Orlovitz! You’ve really tapped in to your self loathing. Universal weird week. People need Medea! That was a good Rebecca. Family Christmas movies in space?? It’s not a movie, it’s a movement. Was it… strange? We try… Continue reading

Rebecca is bloaty and singy. Books on tape ON tape! Cleo is an asshole. I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool sister. Two story two. So bloaty, there is no room for jokes. You only like Jake Gyllenhaal when he kisses other boys? Bloomington Hills does sound like… Continue reading