Hello, Sweetie! Podcast

Kristal and Charity are joined by their special guest Justine Starks! Permanent crafting.  Since before you had a butthole!  Don’t be an eggplant emoji.  Reduce your fractions.  Girl… I just finished it.  We’re not asking for this sequel.  Anti-Fas biker ladies!  How not to be an asshole.  How not to… Continue reading

It’s not sports, it’s E sports! It hurts to wake up! I ain’t going no where, bitches! I’m batman! She likes em a little softer, it’s fine! Which one is psych? Fine! Nobody wants to see my movie! We’re just excited, never mind the name. What’s this asshole been doing… Continue reading

It’s a thwack! Chris Pine, the gateway bro. A lukewarm 45.  Uncle Ben!? Oh. Oh… OMG stop crying about your dad! DYOD. Continue reading

The spooky mist.  That’s not the important part!!  They don’t deserve Netflix.  Mr. Carmike is not.  More of those, I guess.  I am not a bat boy I am a bat MAN!  No, I just had that thought, but didn’t do it.  Well, that’s subjective.  Get the slurp slurps. Order… Continue reading

Hey Rebecca, tell us about your weiners! Do they know?!  Wonder Woman mansplaining.  Like most movies?  Even underwater uses the metric system!!! It’s not an escape house, it’s called a crack house.  GUSHING OVER GLOW!!  Don’t go outside. Continue reading

We will be recording a new episode tomorrow, July 5th! Stay tuned! Continue reading

So I went and got drunk some elsewhere!  Like a shitty M&M.  Sony and Marvel DTR.  Knights of the Transforming table.  Kristal’s cry-o-meter.  How precious!! Coming soon to Netflix.  Hopefully Nintendo.  Warthortle.  Give that man a star! Continue reading

Recorded at Watchtower Cafe! The internet is sick.  Scary, screamy heads.  I nerded, I’m sorry.  More E3.  Florida isn’t hell??  Local weather broadcast.  Friendly friend guest hellos! Continue reading

You know that movie? It was a comic book!!  Old guys down the road.  Inconvenient store.  I bet you think even the strippers like you. Continue reading

Reunited and it feels, not too bad! ALL FOUR SWEETIES CHARITY, DANIELLE KRISTAL AND REBECCA are on this episode!  We talk lots of Wonder Woman, American Gods and bunches of other fun stuff . Westish Coast.  Technically squatting.  I think you make a great banner.  It’s better that it isn’t a… Continue reading

This is the place!  How did he get in her mouth?  You just, don’t.  He can do what he wants!!!  Crushin sellin it.  You’re doing stuff and watching reality shows.  The other show show.  Going off the rails.  It better be!  Cheese boobs. Continue reading

We had some scheduling snags and an illness pop up, so this week please enjoy a blast from the past, Episode #238: Lumpy Gravy is a Thing?? Continue reading

A mom by any other name.  Ron Paul isn’t even in it.  He saved jazz, Kristal.  They’re all grandpa.  Car Foothloose.  Do you want to know something uninteresting?  Wimpy Diarrhea kid.  I raided a tomb, I did it.  Did they spell crew with a “k”? Continue reading

I just tripped.  Motivational Myrtle. How Iron is his fist? Utah: The movie.  Guardians talk.  Your doctor should have given you a hug!  It’s like backwards birth?  20 minute bar fight and chill.  We are the best at FCBD.  We’ll brag for you. Continue reading

This episode Danielle and Kristal crash open mic at Watchtower Cafe, and have rotating guests: Johnny Brandin, Dustin Hagen, Ben Robinson and Sam D’antuono aka Sebastian Maniscalco. Don’t Tokyo Drift into heaven.  Why does Baby Groot need clothes but grown Groot can just hang dong?  Senior pics with the seniors. Ghost… Continue reading

The Frat Frap.  You’re a real live Disney princess.  It is not enough!! Make me laugh, Chris! Why are cartoons hot?  Is he your Boss Baby? Continue reading

I like those straws! That’s why your internet sucks. Like in business?  The nation’s boyfriend. I’m channeling my inner Ben Kessler.  Show me the receipts! Brit box? Because they hate money! Ones a gigabyte, one’s a nanobyte? Continue reading

It wasn’t a wardrobe malfunction, it was a wardrobe misunderstanding. Release the Kraken!!  If we can see the animal. Try to pin me mutha fuckas!!! He is a type A-.  He is going full Vader.  Incidental smoking.  Who is this movie for? GEEEEZUS.  And I thought my job was tedious. Continue reading

Look at all the ‘splosions! Also, is the puppy ok? If you’re gonna F us, there will be candles! I’m a bug, but I’m a man. I love you, but shut up! Do not gender my smurfs! Hey science? Yeah, science! With Heather Mahler and Josie DeJarnatt! Continue reading

Stinky Concert.  Height etiquette, Row 5’10”.  Everything is coming up Danielle!! Auntie Lynn.  Aqua Aqua.  We got movies for yaaa.  Ponch & Judy? Your ghost did this! It is all her fault cuz she has a vagina!  Find me the lucky ones.  Are you drunk enough to be funny? Continue reading