Spoilerpiece Theatre

Hey, peeps! It's Friday morning and time to spoil the snot out of new releases! This week it's Terry Gilliam's regrettable "The Zero Theorem" and the Dave-and-Kris-loved-it Denzel Washington kill-fest "The Equalizer." Plus, on this episode: TANGENTS. But it wouldn't be Spoilerpiece without tangents, right?

Big day on Spoilerpiece Theatre! Kris waxes animalistic about TUSK; Evan reveals that the animal he identifies with most is a turtle; Dave then brings up "Entourage," which makes Kris nuts; Evan gives the deets on THIS IS WHERE I LEAVE YOU; and Kris and Dave talk about the many finer and many lesser points of A WALK AMONG THE TOMBSTONES. This episode is brought to you by BIG-ASS TANGENTS: When you want to get somewhere...but not yet.

Kris and Dave form a dynamic duo as Evan skips this episode - apparently he was out for urinalysis. But Evan will return! In the interim, Kris and Dave cover "Dolphin Tale 2," "Frank," and "The Drop," which are three very different movies. One is worth seeing. One is maybe worth seeing. And seeing the third one makes you feel like you've been kicked in the nuts. Which one is the nut kicker? LISTEN AND FIND OUT. E-mail us: spoilerpiece@gmail.com. Call us: 862-21-PIECE.

It's a goddamn bumper crop of movies on Spoilerpiece Theatre this week. We've got "The Last of Robin Hood," which only Kris has seen, "The Congress," which Dave and Kris saw (and kind of wish they hadn't), and Evan saw "The One I Love" and delights in spoiling the hell out of it. In fact, this many be the first case of spoiling in history that got Dave and Kris to reeeeeally want to see a movie. There are also plenty of tangents and some anti-Connecticut sentiments throughout.

This week on the podcast we have fun tearing the Pierce Brosnan crapfest "The November Man" to pieces. Then we get into our delight at the re-release of "Ghostbusters." Plus, we break off into lots of tangents about movie villains and all kinds of other stuff. And it's true: This man has no dick.

Kris and Evan shower appreciation on Frank Miller and Robert Rodriguez's "Sin City: A Damn to Kill For" while Dave hates it (loudly). There's also some talk of "If I Stay," the few things it gets right, and the one billion things it gets wrong. Plus, the guys get into a tangent on Quentin Tarantino.

Sylvester Stallone and the gang are back for "The Expendables 3," which sparks Kris' rumination on the place of PG-13 sequels in otherwise R-rated franchises. We take lots of turns into Tangent Town, stopping on Die Hard Road, Wesley Snipes Street, and Kelsey Grammer Blvd., and Dave makes a connection between "Predator" and Alfred Hitchcock. We open with a talk about Robin Williams, who died on Aug. 11, 2014.

It's a big day at Spoilerpiece Theatre, kids! We're talking about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Into the Storm. Evan and Kris grew up with the comic and the cartoon, so they have a lot to say. Plus, we get into Sean Connery's Russian accent in The Hunt for Red October, and we finally have a phone number! Call us and let us know what you think of the movies and our commentary. Or be a jerk and don't.

It's time for the double-G, James Gunn's "Guardians of the Galaxy" and the James Brown biopic "Get On Up." Plus, Dave gets two facts really wrong because he talks faster than he thinks. 

Welcome back! It's the second episode of "Spoilerpiece Theatre." This week Evan makes a correction about something he brought up in the first episode, Kris explains why we embrace spoilers, and Dave trips over his own words a lot. Then we talk about Luc Besson's lackluster "Lucy" and Kat Chandler's so-so "Hellion." Plus, Dave freaks out when he learns James Gunn directed the upcoming "Guardians of the Galaxy."

In the first episode of Spoilerpiece Theatre, Evan, Kris, and Dave explain the philosophy behind the show (F.U. spoilers), and then get into ripping "The Purge: Anarchy" and "Sex Tape" with Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel new assholes. Then they shower love on "Snowpiercer" and maybe your mom.