Regular Features

When does a feature become a feature?! We're not telling you just in case you run off and start your own podcast with your smelly cousins. Madness.

If you like Steve, you're going to LOVE this week's episode. If you don't like Steve, well...um...sod off.

Quiche, get it? Just like that saying "life's a bitch!" but with quiche. What do you mean that doesn't work? I saw a towel that said "life's a beach!" once so if they can do that, we're sure as shit doing this.

Matt has written a text adventure based on the life of George Osborne, Gav is apparently trying to be nice, Log is imagining what it might be like to be Gav for a day, and Steve has brought loads of fun expensive shit from work. Watch the video version here! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJ99Nvevxuc&feature=youtu.be

We're LIVE from upstairs in Log's pub - and boy oh boy is it raucous! No honestly, the main recording failed so we had to salvage this from the camera backup. It's a bit noisy, and probably more enjoyable/coherent in VIDEO FORM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYCJqKgN1Fk&feature=youtu.be

Honking Mary, it's another episode of the Regular Features podcast. Marvel at Matt, slide into a Steve-scented stupor, lose yourself in Log. It's features features features baby, and what we've got you gotta get and put it in you. This episode finally reveals what Regular Features stands for, what would happen if Cilla Black orchestrated extra-judicial killings, and that Log's good at writing about wanks. Enjoy.

Steve becomes the Rototwat's latest victim, Matt's been on the Daily Mail site and Gav brings up the past.

This week Sean Bell comes back like a bad ghost to tell stories about when Matt Lees was almost a child. The RF Team put these stories under heavy scrutiny, and take all accusations deeply seriously. We apologise for any harm caused, and will look into the matter further. Follow Sean on Twitter: https://twitter.com/CaptainToss Check out his cool website about games: http://midnightresistance.co.uk/

Even though our work is whimsical, we have a very serious job. We cry more than we laugh.

You can watch a video of this if you want, you big numpty. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xHEp9zxcKI

We get some reader interaction from a familiar voice and Matt is afraid of a new, annoying London trend.

New jobs, new jingles, new-tribullet. What more could you ask for from a podcast? Nothing, that's what.

Log and Steve go to a pub and have a lot to drink. Then they go to Peterborough Beer Festival, where they have more drinks and go on a ride. Then they go on a train, drinks in hand, and meet Matt, who is stone cold sober. The fun imbalance is palpable

Have you ever been to space? Don't lie, cause I'll know. Yeah, I didn't think so. Listening to this will be the closest you'll every come I reckon.

The person writing this description was too pissed to remember the podcast being recorded but I bet it's really good.

It's the latest episode of your favourite video games podcast all about video games!

Episode 150?! Wow. Has anyone ever done this many podcasts? Probably not.

Come one, come all and listen to us casually gobbing off as if our words deserve to be heard!

Coming to you live from the bottom of a bucket, it's the Regular Features team. Regular Features roll call go! Hey I'm Matt I'm the joker of the crew. Pom pom pom. And I'm Steve, the handsome one. Doop dee doop da doo. Now it's time for me, Gav, the cheeky chappy. High kick high kick. Off we go. (This is another episode about Gav getting punched.)

Matt is worried he's being followed by the KGB, Steve hasn't seen the latest Terminator film, and Log faces real-life tragedy head-on, pushing his nose right up against it so that it looks a bit like a smushed up tomato. But a very sad tomato, because tragedy has occurred.