Regular Features

Matt brings the Anglican, Steve brings a partial Mowgli, and Log brings a feature so singular bad that he has to obscure it and add a second feature in post. Now if you'll excuse me, I can smell kidneys, and I need to ask someone if that's a symptom of a disease

Matt updates Gav on a bit of missed business, Gav explains that he knows about wrestling by asking the other boys some questions, and Steve sings a number of songs about whales.

Log invents The Joe-Down, Steve invents Wrestling, Joe invents Murder, and Matt invents Weddings. Everyone has a nice time, and then goes downstairs for a nice drink.

Look, we're full-grown adults with big boy jobs - you CANNOT expect us to know the difference between LITTLE Mo and BIG Mo. We've got a lot on. Shut up.

Matt has been to virtual worlds, Steve has been to the actual world, and Log deals with emotional complexity in the only way he's apparently able.

His hair has launched a thousand ships and his hands have wanked a thousand dicks. Without him, we would be lost in a sea of immaturity and the podcast would only be 33-and-a-bit percent straight and we can't have that. That's how they win. This is the best of Matt Lees as voted for by our loyal patrons who chuck money at us every episode.

Log has been roughed up something rotten, Steve has some puns about Morrissey, Gav went to a theme park where they shove rubber piping up your bum-hole, and Matt has turned into Guy Ritchie. Watch the video version here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1lbM3S-AKI&feature=youtu.be

Steve imagines a world in which we are firemens, Matt imagines a world in which the queen fabricates Russian-guage rail from her anus, and Log fails to write a Kinky Boots feature and tries to have a conversation instead

It's Log. It's Steve. It's Log and Steve. The two of them. Together! Just having fun and talking out loud. There's a bit about Pret, and there's a bit about Hitler's moustache, and there's a belated sad story from Steve. And the cobbywobby man returns. It's all in here!

What's that thing where people go on stage and read out bits from their old diaries and cry while getting laughed at? This is like that but more pathetic.

Matt has a quiz about pancake facts, Gav is a victim of profiling on a plane, and Log wins an award for having the UK's best pub sign.

Matt has a breakfast-based tribute to Wogan, Steve has a new job, Gav has a hot chilli, and Log has discovered a link to the afterlife. That's Regular Features. Watch the show in video form, here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CN_Hx3DWrvU

Where is the truth? Who wants the truth? Come and get a bottle of warm truth!

This week's episode contains scenes of incompetence which may be alarming or distressing to young children. Please take care when ingesting this episode.

We're back in our monthly live slot in North London, and this time Matt's got an actual FEATURE. It's still a bit weird though, so keep your shoes on Susan. Steve talks with a PR about a magical cup, Log has designed a new wave of hot merch, and Gav is a famous internet troll. You can watch a video of this episode, here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITIXePqaoEk

What's your favourite Star Wars? *pretends to listen* There's no time for that! Listen to this Star Wars special podcast instead!

We asked you lot for your favourite features of 2015 and we stuck all the ones you picked into one lovely episode! Right, we're feeling like poop so we're off to look at the toilet. See you in 2016!

It's a Crimbus miracle! Sound the Crangle-cannon!

Matt and Steve and Log are joined by Special Guest Chris Bratt! Matt doesn't like television, Steve has a cautionary tale to share, and Chris shares wisdom from a flimsy book that's all about Tinder.

All four of the boys arrange themselves on stage for a festive show of truly normal proportions! Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0czSMT4lmmE