Deep Dish

It's a special release election sketch! Full of hope and more fuller of terror.

Hell...o.... listeners. Muah hah hah hah haaah cough wheeze cough, 3...2...1... Welcome to the Halloween Episode! More pizza, more beer, more sketches! Literally, we have added one extra sketch. That is your treat, but what tricks wait in store? Listen as Andy and Landree recall Halloween frights and face equally terrifying futures. Enter if you dare ... Muah hah hah hah hah haaaaaaaaah! That inhaler kicked in fast.

Hello Deep Dishers! This week we went back into the archives and selected 10 of our favorite sketches to share with you. Hopefully we picked one of your favorites as well. We will be back next week with a special Halloween episode! Until then, grab a slice, a beer, and Go Cubbies!!!!! It's Deep Dish! 

Yup, you heard right. We're all a part of a herd, the herd is the word. Whom do YOU protect, whom do you shun? Andy steps out of his Chicago comfort zone this week and into the fall wonderland that is Wisconsin. Meanwhile Landree keeps on rocking on camera and on carbs. She's still strong enough to lift a tiny house. Behold the Amazon Queen, huzzah! Grab a slice, a beer, and your group survival instincts... Its Deep Dish!

If I had a dollar for every time some dude told me that sexism was dead I'd have 22 cents less than I'm actually owed because of the gender pay gap. And the gender pay gap is one of the worst gaps. The actual worst gap is Gap Kids by Kids where you can shop directly from the factory staffed exclusively by child laborers. Mind that Gap, brother truckers. I'm trying not to swear. So grab a slice, a beer, but NOT a woman--EVER, by ANYWHERE, and join us for Deep Dish.

What up! When was the last time you took time to reflect on your life and the world around you, or took a break from binge watching netflix, or staring at the hellscape of the 2016 presidential debates? Did you glance inward and realize that what you saw inside is just as terrifying as the societal downward spiral that we are all trapped in and all you could do to escape was succumb to the numbing delights of pizza and beer? OH GOOD THEN WE'RE ON THE SAME PAGE. Close your eyes, open your ears, grab a slice, a beer, and surrender to Deeeeep Diiiiish.

Andy and Landree talk about how they've failed themselves as human beings this past week and then talk about how humanity has been failing Black people in the past week as well. Depressing. But at least they bookend it with some comedy sketches and the ability to laugh at their personal foibles to help you get off the hopeless fetal position on the floor! Grab a slice, a beer, your bud, and pick up that protest sign as well, screw the rule of threes: It's Deep Dish.

Do we know you? Who are we? Everyone is a stranger, and that can be comforting in this digital age where everyone is friends and we don't talk to strangers unless of course its involving courtship and then we may nod politely and say hello once -no handshakes- until the wedding day of course, after feel free to explore and if you think this intro was confusing or upsetting well try SOCIETY. It's ok, you're safe here. Grab a slice, a beer, and an amorphous definition of boundaries. It's Deep Dish.

Andy and Landree bring it this week. No topic is safe. They're bringing down big banks themselves whilst talking about bros and dildos and Kevin Costner. Grab a beer, a slice and your headphones and use these tools to drown out the sound of your dreams dying: It's Deep Dish.

Andy and Landree want to know: what defines a person? Is it their greatest achievement? Is it their darkest failure? Is it how many pieces of pizza they can eat in one sitting? You have questions. We also have questions. Somebody has answers, but it ain't us, we're no geniuses. But man can we eat a lot of pizza... So grab a slice, if there's any left, a beer, and check out this link for reference: http://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/26/world/asia/china-tiger-attack-woman-killed.html?_r=0  (warning, disturbing tiger attack)... It's Deep Dish!

Extry Extry! Read all about it! Er, well, listen we suppose. This week Andy and Landree learn what the stars have to say about their personalities and blindly agree while debating last week's political haps and disagreeing all the way. Grab a bud, a beer, and (several) bites of 'za: It's Deep Dish.

What up, Deep Dishers! This week Andy and Landree have let moderate levels of success go straight to their heads. They've lost all touch with reality, carbs, and non-non-vegan pizza options. Mmmm, non-nons. Occasionally they will be grounded by special guest Layla McButters, but you can't put out a fire fueled by clear alcohol and soy based dairy substitutes. You really can't. It's terrifying. Grab a slice, a cocktail, and a fire marshal... its Deep Dish!

This week Andy and Landree get down to the Fluff and the Nut. In Spaaaaaaace! What does that mean? You tell us. We've got successes to share, politics to be disgusted by, and rambles to ramble. Grab a slice, a beer, and your best bud. It's Deep Dish.

Hello Deep Dishers new and old! This message is for the new, sorry olds, time to fade into the background... Curious about the Deep Dish podcast, but you don't have an hour to spare? Maybe you have an extra 5 minutes and you just want to hear something funny? Voila! Enjoy one of our favorite sketches, Basic Bitches!

What up Deep Dishers! Andy and Landree are back and they ain't afraid of no ghost- which is a double negative- so they are afraid of ghosts, more specifically they are afraid of offending ghosts. This week they have officially gone too far. They have taken political correctness beyond it's limits. Landree genuinely asks if a ghost has a nut allergy, and instead of Andy calling her out, he instead doubles down and coins the term "bio-normative", because goddess forbid you use exclusionary language when referring to the deceased. They also find out if Andy is now middle-aged, and then they calculate their emotional ages and genders. One of them is a 12 year-old boy and the other is a seventeen year-old girl. But who's which?! Grab a slice, a beer, and compassionate, non-prejudicial thoughts and actions towards the corporeally challenged... It's Deeeeep Diiiiish! 

Yup, butt stuff. This week it gets weird, exciting, and a tad messy. It's like every other week, with one major exception... This week we are joined by none other than Anne, as in the Anne you've heard about but have never really heard from. She'll be chiming in like Ed McMahon except that she's got her own opinions and a much gentler voice. Grab a beer, a slice, and a buddy, because its Deep Dish, and Deep Dish and butt stuff is for sharing! 

Howdy Deep Dishers! This week Andy and Landree contemplate loss. For Landree its the closing of Xanadu. For Andy its the 3 or so hours he lost after getting really drunk on Saturday. Winged horses played prominent roles in both incidents. Grab a slice, a beer, and join us for the horror show that is 2016! It's Deeeep Diiiish. 

Hey friends, last week was tragic. Time to fight for change and feel all the feelings. Grab a slice and a beer, its Deep Dish.

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY MOTHERFUCKERS! It's Andy and Landree crossing the Delaware and OTHER emotional boundaries. We're throwing off the shackles of tyranny and throwing on the shackles of shame, self-doubt and carbohydrates. Grab a slice, a beer, and the right to vote if you're a property owning white male: It's Deep Dish.

Hey Deep Dishers! This week we talk about everything and nothing. We privately share ourselves with the whole world, aka a few dozen friends and a dozen strangers. We bring you honesty and bold-faced lies. We are full of shame and bursting with pride. Grab a slice, a beer, and a heaping scoop of paradox. It's Deep Dish!