Deep Dish

If I had a dollar for every time some dude told me that sexism was dead I'd have 22 cents less than I'm actually owed because of the gender pay gap. And the gender pay gap is one of the worst gaps. The actual worst gap is Gap Kids by Kids where you can shop directly from the factory staffed exclusively by child laborers. Mind that Gap, brother truckers. I'm trying not to swear. So grab a slice, a beer, but NOT a woman--EVER, by ANYWHERE, and join us for Deep Dish.