Off The Air Live

The final Halloween special begins with a (pretend) sacrifice to Lord Fauci / Yeah, let's talk about the puppy slayer some / Hazard High School Hijinks, we got drag shows with lap dances in Kentucky pep rallies now / Vermont does a drag show too, minus the rubbing and twerking, cuz, you know, it's an LGBT thing / Welcome to the metaverse, where your weirdest imaginations become your digital reality / Some trans women are apparently pressuring lesbians into sex, and shaming the ones who say no thanks. Body autonomy right!? I believe women right!? / Happy Halloween!