Narcisistas

We’ve never been so moved by straight love y’all!! Wil is Blue Ivy hittin the choreo, Court is SINGLE LADIES cause DUH and Leif is calling Courtney fat!! Take a hint b*tch!! We talking ENGAGEMENT so naturally our guest today is the funniest... sexiest... BIGGEST man alive Casey James Salengo aka MR HUSBAND!! A true GAG! They gettin married!! We get the behind the scenes breakdown of the LEGENDARY engagement! Edges are still on the floor of The Bowery! From Casey hiding behind that curtain to trying not to die he really pulled it off y’all! How’s the wedding planning so far?! Well not to be DRAMATIC but they’re getting matching Bugs Bunny tattoos!! Listen we don’t need napkins at our wedding it’s going to be a Beyoncé vs. Bruce dance party! They’re both gonna gain so much weight! Can you still do drugs when you’re married? What is Courtney’s 4?! Was the proposal actually between a sunset cruise or Trump’s second inauguration?! Did Casey only date dudes before Courtney?! If you haven’t sent us money you’re not