Strangeful Things

Acadia, Mells, Shooey and Sandwich travel to Russia for the tale of Alexander Bychkov, The Belinsky Cannibal.  We're su-"spicious" of how such a young guy could have ended up senselessly murdering (and possibly eating) up to 11 victims in such a short period of time.  We'll also tell you about a cigarette ravine, crab about the toilet paper shortage and how to dry yourself with your new bidet.