Indulge Me

Tis the season to talk about all the ridiculous things about Christmas and the holiday season. Quotes include: ---- “’I’m not here to fuck spiders’. They say that all the time in Australia Pat. And guess what. The spiders are really big down there” ---- “My old professor used to buy his children rugs from the Middle East… And do you know what else comes from the Middle East? Jesus Christ.” ---- “In Catholicism, you’re either fasting, or you’re feasting.”