Indulge Me

How do government shutdowns happen, and what's the deal with this one? Pat and Garet drink a bottle of wine and discuss their solutions. Quotes include: "Here's an idea. What if we built a wall out made entirely out of Planned Parenthoods? Or perhaps a wall where we're allowed to write 'Trump is a dumbass' on it, over and over, for 2,000 miles. It's all about compromising here." "To all you dads out there, if your wife gives birth to twins, you should definitely check to make sure both of them are yours." "Donald Trump should offer all of the furloughed employees rooms in his hotels. That would make it all better, right?"