Indulge Me

"Ring By Spring" is a phrase used primarily in small conservative, religious universities, indicating that a person ought to have a ring on their finger by the spring semester of their senior year in college. Quotes include: “Do you know how many months of Tinder Premium you can get for the price of a liberal arts degree?” “We’re starting a new segment on the show called “Are They Still Married?" “Tinder Premium is not cheap. But, if there was a program that allowed you to received unsubsidized or perhaps subsidized federal loans for Tinder Premium – we’d have something to talk about”